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	About muis howdy there. I'm a submissive and masochistic babygirl looking for a sadistic daddy dom. Getting to know you in a vanilla setting before a kinky one is a must. Looking for local only, no online or long distance. I'd also like someone who can pretend vanilla, 'cause if something happens to work out you'd have to meet the family and all that nonsense. i will not submit to just anyone. fully expect to have to convince me that you're worth handing over my most vulnerable parts. i will put up a fight, but if you're patient enough i will do almost anything for the right person. Monogamy is a must. I don't share, I don't want to be shared. Also, if you wouldn't say something to me in real life, chances are it's not good for your opening message. Stop and think for a second - If I said this to her at a bar, would she slap me? If the answer is yes, chances are you should probably do some revising before pushing send. if you send a nasty message, you will get a nasty reply. I love (almost) all things cute and frilly, but my personality is exactly the opposite. My wit is sharp, quick, and it stings when I want it to. I'm full of sarcasm 100% of the time. I suppose I'm what you'd call a brat (I've been told it more than once.) I'm intelligent. If you can't dominate me mentally, you can't dominate me period. I wont settle for stupid. (I also have this spiffy ability where I learn really fast, so I hope you're up for a challenge.) I'm currently attending college and trying to get my career on what I consider to be an acceptable path. I am also a single parent of one child. My taste in music has been described as terrible, eclectic, and hipster-ish. I'm not entirely sure how accurate that is, but I like a lot of music. Hard limits include country and polka. I'm not skinny, but I'm at least proportionate and know how to dress myself. I wont cut my hair except to get the split ends trimmed off. I like to get dressed up. I love hello kitty, sleep with a stuffed gloomy bear, and my favorite book is the stinky cheese man and other fairly stupid tales. i Iike to be read to. Honestly doesn't matter what you're reading, it could be a psychology, physics, or kid's book. I'm kind of backwards sexist, I'd prefer to be in the kitchen or doing laundry. I'm also not really a fan of modern courtship rituals. (Who wants to go to dinner and a movie every night? Not me. Unique dates are always the most memorable.) Oohh, and I'm sort of a sci fi nerd. Lastly, please don't send me pictures of your penis; save that for the third date. If you message me and I don't respond, chances are your message got sent to my bulk mail folder (if you are female, a couple, or out of state you automatically go to the bulk mail). I don't exactly check that one often, but if i get a particularly refreshing message i will.

dear general male population:

i realize this journal entry will probably make me look like a complete bitch, but at this point i really don't care. are there any gentlemen left? anyone willing to write out a nice and coherent introductory message? anyone who understand that you DO NOT tell a complete stranger she looks like a porn star and you want to bust a nut on her eyebrows?

i mean holy hell i realize that this is a dating site based around the bdsm world, but seriously?! you don't approach a girl at a bar and ask to put it in her ass while she's handcuffed to the barstool. if you do you're either really drunk, you're getting slapped in the face, or both. and then you're probably getting kicked out of the bar.

you catch more flies with honey than with a sticky wad of jizz.

just sayin'.

cordially yours,

muis

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