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I am me...I'm the one who will make you wonder what the fuck you were thinking when I danced across your path. I'm the one who will take you on the ride that only a true mischief maker can give you. The ride may have high speeds, sharp corners, quick wit and dynamic G forces. If you choose to ride, you accept all of these risks. Restrictions of extreme egocentric individuals may apply. You should be in good health to ride safely. Those with high drama, over active ego, severe insecurity, head or neck injury, or heart conditions should not ride. Please keep a tight handle on your humor, as a pixie like me is not responsible for any lost or stolen sanity.
Of course, that would assume that I will be back here. The CM circus amusement has worn itself a bit thin, and I have gone off wandering, looking for coruscation....
oh...you're still reading? really? Because most people wouldn't be. They either click "back" or "next" or have run off to create a profile on in the hopes that they will find me. I am not exactly sure what fascinated you enough to get you all the way down here. Maybe some boring tidbit will send you on your way, hmmmm?
I am a happily married stay-at-home mother of two, living in suburbia. When I am not playing with technicolors, my hair has lots of silver in it. I love the TRX workout and generally don't enjoy sitting on the couch in front of the latest reality tv show. I usually have dirt under my fingernails, but I clean up well and I'm good at being the little bit of eye-candy that will make everyone envy YOU.
*laughs* I suppose that last bit was a lure to keep you interested, and if you really are still reading you've earned a hint. Find the twelfth word from the end of the second paragraph. It is part of my name in kinky circles...
Can you find me?
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