I'm searching for the woman into whose eyes I want to be looking when I take my last breath.
By the way, I DO have another profile. I had to reconstruct my original one when I accidentally deleted it. The text in here is an earlier version of the final draft which is under the name MisterNatural. For some strange reason it's not there anymore. I'm waiting for a reply from the Collarme.com techies.
I WAS going to ask for a smart, pretty woman (straight or bi) without weird issues, but I thought that would be too much of a limiting factor. So the issues are OK as long as the meds work (joking). PLEASE have an intellect and a sense of humor.
I'm happily divorced. I'm rather intelligent, Not Ugly, Not Poor, remarkably wrinkle-free, have a heart, sense of humor, and am 'Pleasantly Perverse' for the right woman.
I'm also financially and psychologically secure, and edify those with whom I come into contact.
I fix broken companies and orchestrate Mergers & Acquisitions for corporate clients for a living.
I've been fortunate and I'm semiretired, work from my home office, and pick and choose my projects. That means I'm underworked, overpaid, and have WAY too much spare time for my non-work pursuits. (No complaints here.) Incidentally, the "Willing to Relocate" item does NOT mean I need a Free Lunch. I can make a living anywhere in the world. Don't YOU be looking for a Free Lunch, either.
The lifestyle is adult and private, and public humiliation detracts from both my sub and myself. I have NEVER hit a woman in anger...only as agreed upon. I don't like losing control of myself (I never have, either).
I have only one compulsion (and it is the primary way that I show my Dom side): causing female orgasms...no, not one or two...but to the point of exhaustion, hysteria or fainting. I use a wide variety of methods, psychological, physical and mechanical.
I never injure nor do I draw blood. I'm a Dom (R/L), not a Sadist, and I have a firm grip on Reality. Oh, and yes, into every life 'vanilla' must invariably fall.
The woman I find will be grateful that I had a 2 1/2 year, rather kinky relationship with a female OB/Gyn while in Graduate Schoool. I graduated from both, With Honors.
Dom and Romantic DO mix. Really, they do.
I am easy to please. I am devoted to experiencing and sharing pleasure, especially to the pleasures of the senses.
I want to share 'her' desire for it. I wont break or destroy her. Again, I will edify her. I will always be in control of my actions.
I take a very strong psychological approach as well, and make a woman feel safe and secure both with me personally and protected from external harm. By the way, I AM monogamous and demand total loyalty, giving the same in return. I can share with a third, female person if need be: I cannot and will not share with another male. That's just my personal preference.
My behavior and sexual practices differ from accepted social norms, on occasion. Check out Emerson's quote below, about "A foolish consistency..." and especially the second sentence of the quote.
On the flip side, I have been writing poetry since childhood, collect antiques and enjoy fine dining, cooking (gasp!), museums and the theater.
I also have a sense of humor and am prone to random acts of kindness to strangers. I give flowers for no apparent reason. I give Good Restaurant as well. I was raised properly.
My cat's name is Bootsy the Mighty Huntress and she protects me from unlucky insects that cross her path, as well as marauding dust bunnies. I recently adopted a kitten and named him Waldo. After several pounds of kitty treats and much patience I have finally trained him to come running when I call out, "Where's Waldo?"
****Four favorite quotes:
"A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds, adored by little statesmen and philosophers and divines. With consistency a great soul has simply nothing to do." -Ralph Waldo Emerson
"Dispenser of Wisdom, Kicker of Silly Asses."-Robert Crumb, of his comic book character, Mr. Natural.
"There is nothing more beautiful than a woman in the throes of an orgasm."-Me.
"Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off."-Can't remember where I heard it, but this one tickled my funnybone.
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In closing and to reiterate...is there an intelligent, attractive submissive out there who is in need of a strong anchor? Age is not a primary issue; the head and heart ARE issues.
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If you want to know more, contact me.
No Dommes, no switches, no drama, no cases of arrested emotional development, no dumdums, no disease, no drug abusers need apply. Height in proportion to weight, PLEASE (I know it sounds rather crass). One other thing...I'm an Orthodox Heterosexual, so if you do now, or ever have in the past, had a penis (or think you SHOULD have one), don't bother contacting me. Other than that, I'm open to suggestions.
Professional careers and higher education are encouraged and welcome. A brane, er, brein, er, brain is a big plus. Be comfortable with who you are.
Thanks for dropping by. Feel free to message me.
