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**yooo broooo I haven't replied to anything for a few days because I'm lame, please be patient with me :'(
I am sane, intelligent and seeking LTR.
My vanilla interests include video games, music, art, nature, travel, cars and science. I won't go into detail to save us something to talk about. I'm an optimistic easy-going person who is really shy at first. I currently live in the middle of nowhere but more than happy to relocate as I would like to see more of the world anyway.
My kink interests include spanking, service, submission, bondage, gags, collar, pet play, oral and anal, toys, dollification and bimbofication. (Yes, I'm a smart girl, but it's fun and liberting to act and be treated like I'm a stupid bimbo ~) And there are more but I'll just mark them on the list thing. I'm open to a lot of things and have a high pain tolerance.
Physically I'm a small girl and I have been told I have a cute little ass. I don't look at it that often so I can't verify. I can send pictures but would rather not put them up publicly, thanks for understanding.
My ideal match is a cool guy who shares some of my vanilla and kink interests and is interested in LTR. Physical specifications are that you are not obese, you take care of yourself, and you don't have a duck dynasty beard. (I generally prefer men in their 30s or 40s but that's not a strict requirement)
I don't do drugs but I won't judge you for doing them.
I'll reply to long or short messages but I do kind of like longer messages particularly if you don't have a public profile for me to read. They make me feel like you're genuine and not just dicking around. But I also understand why you don't want to write a long message at first if you think you might just get ignored.
(I'm really sorry that I have to write this list of do-not-wants. I know it makes me sound like a bitch. I have just had so many of these people message me or have gone out with these type of people, and I know what I want and what I don't so I would just rather get this all out of the way.)
- I am not new to BDSM so I don't need any guidance or teaching, thanks for trying to be helpful though.
- I am not interested in cyber role-playing or sexting as I find it completely asinine.
- If you don't give me any message content to reply to, I won't reply. "Hi" "Owned?" "Pic for pic" "Still looking?" for example.
- I will not give you my phone number or skype after 1 or 2 messages, that's not long enough to figure out whether or not you're the kind of guy you see on the murder porn channel sorry.
- I fully intend to share #, skype, and meet in person if I think you are cool and am confident you are not the aforementioned murder porn guy. (Have I mentioned I don't want to get murdered? Because I don't want to get murdered.)
- If you are looking for a sub/slave but don't care about mutual interests and being friends outside of the bedroom, I don't care about you goodbye.
- If you think that a sub/slave can not have their own likes and dislikes or personal goals because you're the Dom and only your opinion matters ha ha ha hahaha ha ha leave you suck.
- If you are the jealous type who hates when your girl talks to other guys, 100% of my friends are guys so sorry goodbye again.
- If you hold any actual hatred toward anyone's race, nationality, sexuality, gender, or creed go away because you are a bad person and I don't want to talk to you. (but I can take a joke, not that stereotypical white girl who will get offended when you say something that is obviously not a reflection of your actual viewpoint.)
- If you're the type of person who needs to be in contact 24/7 ugh just ugh just. I message at my leisure because I actually have other interests and things I need to do during the day. If I don't talk to you for a couple days then feeling ignored is appropriate. If I don't talk to you for 5 minutes then feeling ignored is not appropriate.
- Some girls will tell you they're not interested because they want you to try and pursue them. I am not one of those girls. Please be a mature adult about it.
- You have to give me a dollar every time you're a douche. This includes suggesting we meet at starbucks. (Two dollars if you send me a message in all caps that is not intended as a joke)
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