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ABOUT ME
I'm an evil prick (in the best possible way): dangerously passionate, relentlessly driven, fiercely intelligent and successful. No assembly required.
As a healthcare professional, I have no time for petty drama and/or childish games. If you require baby-sitting and/or you consider yourself a man-hating, self-absorbed tepid shrew, please move on to the next spineless representative. I'm not your lazy husband or unsatisfying boyfriend. But you've probably gathered that impression already.
FUN FACTS
1) 5 tattoos (that you will never see)
2) absolutely obsessed with salsa dancing
3) Have been told that I'm good at making elaborate cocktails, hugging, and working a room
4) my cat is more interesting than the majority of strangers I meet
5) published writer
6) past underwear model
WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR
If I had to write a newspaper ad for the female version of myself, it would read something like this: a strong, subversive, wildly passionate spirit of magnanimous brains, seeks a fun, provocative and dangerously mischievous partner, for purposes of carnal laughter and world domination. Beach-front property, multi-orgasm training and immense happiness included at no additional charge ;)
If you can handle a primal, masculine, yet respectful man (with a brain) who isn't afraid to put you in your place or make you beg every once and a while, then I'm sure we'd get along wonderfully. I haven't spent much time in the community, but find that I gravitate toward electric women: a live wire with a warm heart.
I like my whiskey wild, so shoot me a quick icebreaker - I enjoy meeting new, confident and breathtaking people! Creepy, socialy inept trolls need not apply
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