Mikkiliscious

So what's up locally?  Anyone up for some play?  Sessions.......Let's get it scheduled.

Wackest line ever:  So Mistress, what would you do to me if I was your slave?  Really..I'd tape up your fuckin mouth so you can stop asking stupid ass questions! 

SoOoOOoO...spoke to a guy who told me a CRAZY story.  He was commenting on the number and type of emails that he thought I must be receiving,  How did he know this?  Because, he had actually created a profile portraying himself as a woman here on CM.  Why in the hell any real man would do this is beyond me.  I will not even pretend to understand his logic behind this.  Anyway, he talked about how gullable men are, and spoke of how he had men offering him gifts/tributes.  This even more amazing since he didn't have a pic on his profile, so the offers were made sight unseen (please tell me that yall are smarter than this....dayum!).  The scary thing is that he conversed about intimate things with men who thought he was a woman.   Who does that, right?  From what I understand, a lot of folks on CM, which is why you see so many warnings of "No FAKES, NO SCAMMERS, NO PUNK BITCHES", etc, etc!  Wow, don't be so desperate that you let people mind fuck you into stupidity!

The profile said he was 45.  I was looking at the pic thinking, dayum, he is an OLD looking 45.  When I finally questioned him, he admitted to his actual age....55.  Now, that is one of my pet peeves, men who lie about their age and pass it off as if its a typo.  Tell your real age sweetie, because here I am thinking that you had a hard life (from your looks, dayum)!

I received a one liner message from an idiot who said, "you say you are not pro domme, but you have Guess shoes in your profile."  Dumb ass, do you think that  pro dommes are the only women who can afford Guess shoes? That must represent a lot of money for you, Aha! Just sad!!

I have seen some interesting statements from subs...Warning to beware of Dommes asking about your medical insurance!  Really?  Is life so hard that we are requesting benefits?  RMAOoOoOoO.....

  Why are there so many bitter men out there?  Kudos to the one who hurt your hostile, lonely, tortured soul.  Therapy Bitches....not BDSM.

I would like to send out a very sincere thanks to all the wonderful male submissives and slaves who have taken the time to perfect those "Oh so lovely and rock solid" physiques, and have been respectful enough to share those bodies with all of us deserving Dommes!

LOS ANGELES LAKERS!!!

Do not send me a picture of your ass,  penis or other unimportant body part.  Is it sexy when you send me a pic of your shribbled  crusty penis?  Oh no, let me guess, you thought that the pic of your gut that has the appearance of a 6 month pregnant woman was hot?  Shave the hair on your ass dear, it's disgusting!  When you send me an email, do show me what I really want to see, your face!

Why do some feel the need to have so many different profiles?  Is it because you need one for each of your personalities?

What is this online stalker ish?  Really!