mellyrae

Ok how stupid do you think some of us are? I see multiple profile that are the same person every day... Same picture, stats and writings as well. Why? Seriously why? And if you are going to pull that crap why?have them both logged in at same time at least if you space them out over say 15 mins some people won't put it together..?UGh and?I really wish people on this site would learn to read and be real.

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Melly

Ok so I guess I need to add more to my profile so here we go....

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1. if you are not in the USA please dont email I am not planning on moving.

2. if you are a couple please dont email me.... I AM NOT INTO GIRLS LIKE THAT

3. if you are into scat and golden showers and want to do with me be advise I hit back

4. if you are into any forms of blood play or mutilation this is one of my hard limits

5. if you are into minors or incest move along I am sooo not ya girl

6. if you like pets in the room this is another hard limit

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I am a babygirl looking for a certain type of Daddy.... so emailing to ask if I will spank you or take a dump on you I WILL give you a rude email back!!!

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**BUT** and I can't believe I have to type this but due to a flooding of emails lately... if you are willing to pay me to pull down your pants and put cigerettes out on your ass be advised my fee is 1K cash up front you bring the cigs and come to me cause that is how I roll!!!!

• Pushing limits does not mean making Master so angry the vein above his right eye throbs.
• "Quit it!" "Ow, damnit!" "I'm hiding that toy when you go to work tomorrow" and cursing a blue streak are not safe words.
• "Oh my god, where did you get those, they are gorgeous!!!" is not considered boot worship.
• "Ya want fries with that?", "Want me to drink it for you too?" are not appropriate remarks when Master gives you an elaborate drink order.
• Flipping your dominant off while your hands are cuffed behind your back is a bad idea. Owners have ways of knowing these things.
• Putting lube, goop, Superglue, ink or any other substance that will sully the hands of Master on his toys while setting up for a session is not a good idea.
• Kicking that toy you hate far under the bed is futile. Master will only secure your wristcuffs to your anklecuffs and make you crawl for it...repeatedly.
• "Bite me" is never an intelligent response to a command.
• Doing your Beavis and Butthead imitation of "Fire, fire, fire, fire!" during Master's lecture on fireplay safety is considered rude.
• Responding with "Yes, All Wise, All Knowing Grand Imperial Weenie" is not appropriate when Master asks you if you are comfortable during a bondage scene.
• Asking to go to the bathroom every five minutes while Master practices his Japanese rope work on you will try his patience, quickly.
• Crossing your eyes and sticking your tongue out while your dominant is discussing your punishment is not wise.
• There is no such thing as slave immunity, free slave day, or the pms defense. The slave jury might not convict you, but the Dom judge will override the verdict. Count on it.
• Pretending Master's collection of buttplugs are toys and singing the "Weebles wobble but they won't fall down" song is not a good idea.
• Repeatedly blowing out each candle Master lights during wax play will get you punished.
• Checking Master's head for the 666 symbol after a harsh punishment will only get you more of the same, or worse.
• "I know you are but what am I?" is not the appropriate response when called a raunchy little whore during humiliation play.
• Using the spreader bars, paddles or canes for the fireplace is not a good plan.
• "Missed me, missed me, now ya gotta kiss me" is an unacceptable remark when Master's flogger slips.
• When Master pulls out his bullwhip and says he wants to play, he doesn't mean hide-and-seek...he will find you eventually.
• Calling Merry Maids when you are ordered to spruce the place up is not what your dominant had in mind.
• "Faster, faster, we need a new Master" is NOT the song to sing during a session.
• "Oh, and you think I am?" is an unacceptable response to hearing your dominant say he is not pleased.
• During a play party is not the time to do your hilarious imitation of Igor and hunch over, moaning "Yes, Marster" when ordered to fetch something.
• Adding "Sir" or "Master" to "Fuck that plan!" will not save you.
• Singing the chorus of "Anything You Can Do, I Can Do Better" under your breath during a session is considered foolhardy.
• Arguing whether "Master might not be right, but Master is never wrong" is Zen or Buddhist philosophy will only get you rewarded with kneeling in the corner on a bed of Legos "to help you consider the question in quiet contemplation."
• Reciting nursery rhymes during an interrogation scene to crack your Owner up only lasts for so long. Then you will pay BIG.
• Asking "Is that as HARD as you can hit??" is considered a cry for help amongst submissive suicide prevention workers.

Ok so I am confused in life..... I was under the mistaken impression that this was a D/s website to find a potential partner... how can one find this said partner in the first 3 emails. The next "Master" that emails me and in the first few minutes wants to get on cam or have me send naughty pictures... I will find some way to reach through my computer and slap the hell out of you. I know bad subbie...but come on people to find that partner it involves TRUST. I am tired of freaks emailing me. I have enough BS to deal with dont add to it!!!