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Female Submissive, 23, Orlando, Florida
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About mayaswell
“Ask a fish head anything you want to… they won’t answer… they can’t talk.” I learned this lesson the hard way, along with the fact that fish heads cannot play baseball, wear sweaters, dance, or play drums.
I was 4 when that song came out, so perhaps I can be forgiven for expecting my pet fish head to be a more entertaining companion. But it took me until the age of 38 to realize vanilla relationships are not for people who talk to fish heads.
I am recently divorced after spending 14 years with an amazing woman who for some reason was never taught that the key to being a good wife is spanking your husband frequently, making him wear your undergarments, and – when necessary – putting him back in Pampers (yes, I have a diaper fetish, but just to wear them, not use them... cleanliness is next to godliness, after all:). Now I’ve come to a point in my life where I want what all men want – to be punished, humiliated, and dominated... all the things my beloved fish head proved incapable of providing.
I work in television, can afford top shelf whiskey, and never leave the toilet seat up. I'm in surprisingly perfect health, despite my great love of food and drink, work out regularly (to counteract the food and drink... I'm not a huge fan of lifting things), and cherish every moment of respite I have from a very demanding work schedule.
I seek to satisfy my heart much more than my libido. Kink is important to me, as I’m simply not wired for a vanilla world. But to be with someone I love to be with, who loves to travel, to eat out, to go to the bar, to go camping, to try new things, go on a crime spree… that’s what I want.
I'm very easy-going and am interested in every level of relationship at this point, from just occasional email correspondents to betrothed, so please contact me if you want to know anything more at all.
You can message me here or by email/YIM at maddmaxx782003@yahoo.com
And one more life lesson I’ve learned over the years that hopefully people who read this can draw from: roly-poly fish heads are never seen drinking cappuccino in Italian restaurants with oriental women. Almost never, anyway. |
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