Maladea

1 Thou shall not do houseworks

A True Dom is not one to get his hands dirty for so mundane tasks as washing or tidying stuff. A slave must be conveniently trained to do all those things so that the dom can drink a suitably domly drink in his domly couch.

2 Domly stuff is red, black, tough and leather

Domly drinks include wine, cola with whiskey AND rocks, but not tomato juice wich is soft, and therefore undomly as heaven. Hell, which is red and rocky and tough is very domly, but heaven is soft and blue and white, which is highly undomly.

3 Thou shall not laugh nor smile

A True Domly Dom Is NEVER to look joyous, for he has domly matters in mind and those matters are not only red and padded with leather, but also they are of a black nature. A dom who would not look stern, aloof and distant would have no red nor black thought in mind, and that is very undomly.

4 Thou shall call names

A True Domly Dom knows a bottom is a worthless being, living on earth to serve His Domly Nature. Such undomly being who don't even look stern don't deserve a proper name or respect, for that is so undomly to respect other people. thus, the bottoms, submissives and slaves, are all to be considered as worthless cunts.

4 Thou shall know better than limits

A True Domly Dom knows how the worthless cunts want to put up limits. and before His Domly Nature, limits have to bend before him. Worthless cunts are to play by the rules of the Domly Dom anyways.

5 Thou shall not assume thinking

Thinking is not part of the process of serving, therefore a true Domly Dom must not assume the worthless cunts and bitches around him think. If a worthless bitch pretends she thought, she is likely lying and must be punished for that.

6 Thou must punish

A True Domly Dom truly dominates, and he punishes as soon he doesn't know how to get himself busy when not drinking a Domly Drink on his Domly Couch, which is of black and red studded leather. He must use any tool devised for punishment, for a Domly Dom knows everything he has no need to learn their use, names or safety precautions before smashing a worthless cunt who has to be punished beause she is, well, a worthless cunt.

7 Thou shall not cuddle

Holy shit, cuddles are soft, fluffy, warm, and not even stern, as you can guess this is Highly undomly ! hum... excuse me. A True Domly Dom shall not show affection or love, especially in the way of cuddles, kisses and caresses, for a worthless cunt has to content herself with groin groping, which is a perfectly suitable aftercare and demonstration of Domly consideration.

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8 Thou shall number your rules like an ass

Before a Dom Domly enough, even the numbers will change their rules to obey their Domly Master. No one ever notices you have two #4 rules.

9 Thou shall enjoy Kinky and Popular

For a Domly Dom, Kinky & Popular somehow is Domly Hell : Behind a virtual Red and black curtain, specifically-designed http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/robot#Etymology sort all kind of perverted stuff to let the domly Doms have a Domly time in front of Their Computer, which in turn, as everyone worthy knows, is black. And red, too.

10 A true Domly Dom knows that all true Doms are Male.

A female claiming to be a Domly Dom is simply a confused cunt who has yet to meet the right Domly Dom. Contributed by https://.com/users/19789

This has been copied from: https://.com/users/1190247/posts/1041769 .

Also, to the female subs, you have my sympathy and my support.
Those who talk to me as a person will get to see pics of me, not nude mind you. Although, now that I think about it, perhaps I'll just do vid chat. God help me though if you whip out your dick (or any other genitalia for that matter) I'll block you. That's one of my FAVORITE buttons. No lie.
Still reading? Oh, well then... Feel free to talk to me. I'm always up for meeting new people and after a disastrous "event" in which my sexuality became known I find that I'm in rather desperate need of new friends.