I have finally found the one ... and own her. So the rest of the profile is now just for amusement.

I rummaged around and found a photo … and she who cajoled me into doing it knows who she is.

The six most important things for me are:

Our minds, our minds, and … our minds, followed by attitude, sense of humor, and sense of adventure. (For you purists of the English language … yes … that was an Oxford comma.)

So …. be it by email or in chat … first things first, let’s get to know each other’s minds.

Among the many flaws I have is forgetting to log out of chat rooms when I leave the computer. So please do not think I am ignoring you if I do not answer … I do not ever ignore anybody … if I do not answer it just means that idiot here forgot to log off. Same thing with the Y IM thingy.

You will find that I am pretty transparent. I never make things up, except for the obviously outrageous that I just for fun. There is no need to make things up; happenings in real life provide enough fun without having to make anything up. I do not tell lies or fibs, even in an “anonymous” chat, and do not appreciate it when other people do. Might as well be who you are right up front, the real you wriggles out eventually anyway.

I pretty much like and get along with most people, with a few boundaries:

I do not in general like large anything, keeping my weight under control into middle age was/is very important to me. (5’9” 152 lbs fully clothed at the last visit to the doc.) So just being D to EE is not going to get my attention. That minds and attitudes thing may however, even if you are a bbw.

My second wife was ten years older than I was. She ended up running off with the house painter that was ten years younger than I was. So I have to admit, “older women” do scare me just a bit. Yes … she is the one that when I was trying to swim back to the boat against a strong tidal current … and I asked her to throw me a rope … tossed me a rope with an anchor on the end of it. I should have taken the hint … hanging in there past fifteen years … that is a very expensive magic number in Florida.

If you consider yourself a slut or a whore … it is very unlikely that we will get along. Speaking of which … I have only ended up paying to get screwed twice in my life. The attorney’s bills alone were… Oh well, never mind, I hated that damn Porsche the day I bought it. Driving it home from the dealership, the stupid thing broke down in the street a block away from my house. The neighbors never did let me forget. So her new boyfriend (acquired while she was married) was welcome to it. Even if he did not know, Porsche is a two-syllable word.

My fundamental personality is dominant, not just at home but in all aspects of life. I am not however, Gorean. When it comes to play and/or sex, I am versatile and like to bottom as well. If you want to serve in a mutually agreed relationship, with mutually agreeable activities, and with respect and consideration of our feelings, then we may just have something to start with.