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| I never know what to say in these things. I just like having fun and meeting like minded people. Looking to expand within the lifestyle and see where it goes. If you have questions just ask. I got this paragraph below from a profile I read and have never copied and pasted anything but liked the joke so much that I had to share it with friends or people who read my profile. I just love a good laugh and hope you do also.
( Today I was home alone thinking of my wife to be. Then I receive a phone call from her sister asking me if I can help with wedding invitations. I say sure what do you need. she replays its best if you come to my place. I agree. When I arrive she opens the door I walk in and have a seat at her dinning room table she is wearing a very short skirt and a see thru top. She tells me that she has sexual feelings for me. And she says if you want one more last fling before you get married cum upstairs I will be waiting. She walks up stairs and removes her top and throws it down to me. I bolt to the door and run to my car and behold their is my entire future in-laws applauding me. My future father in law walks up to me he says i am proud of you. You have passed the test and I welcome you to my family. you will be a great husband to my daughter. The moral of this story is always keep your condoms in your car )
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