What I want from a meaningful relationship?

I have an itch that needs to be scratched, I love most things people would consider kinky, perverted and such like...

I seek a woman that has similar itches, a woman with a sadistic side a mile wide... hmm ok maybe not a 'mile' wide, but at least one that would like to see me suffer in a tender and caring manner.

If you are such a woman that shares my interests drop me a line and perhaps we can find some common ground or at least some itches in common we can share.

I would label myself a switch, because I'm a well rounded pervert that doesn't mind fulfilling my partners itches if they have any *g*