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Stop reading ahead. Just relax. Just read. It will be entertaining, and it's a free read. Just sit still and read... (Sit still, Don't make me pull this car over!)
Once you read through this paragraph, you'll realize that I just don't have very much to offer. I don't have the same boring email to send you that you've read from 100 guys. I don't have a felony, arrest, or even misdemeanor record. I don't have a close up picture of my penis to send you. I don't have time to sit in front of a computer pouring over inane subjects in a chat room. I don't have a surprise lovely wife for you to meet after you have gotten to really really like me.
Just read...
I'm looking for the following: You must be a english speaking hispanic with red hair, no gag reflex and the ability to put your leg behind your head as I eat your tight wet pussy. You must know all the words to "just go for it" and like chocolate but not eat it very often because it's better used if licked off a stiff hard cock. You will support me with your vast inheritance and sign your life to me the first time we meet.
OR...
You can be highly intelligentor a high school drop out, have a completely submissive and have a personality worth getting to know. You must have met several nice gentlemen, not talk bad about any of them, but realize that there was just some other little thing that you needed. If you don't meet at least any of the above, dont worry I will teach you what you will need to know.
I've been around long enough to realize that only maybe 1% of people are compatible, and maybe 1% of people are into BDSM. I've met people with whom I was compatible, but they didn't enjoy the same brand of sexuality as I. I've met people with whom I was very sexually compatible, but we didn't have that 1% compatibility. I'm looking for the 1% of 1%. If you are on this site, I figure that we have a better chance of being sexually compatible. Therefore I'm watching to see what sort of personality, intelligence and humor you have. I figure it's a longshot, but worth the risk. If you think you're worth it, and think you’ll get my humor, surprise me by writing back.
Before you write me, let's make a deal. Don't send me a note telling me how your pussy smells like chocolate and roses and you are the greatest slave or the biggest slut in the world, and I won't send "Hi, liked your profile. you should be my slave", or close up pictures of my cock. We’ll tell each other how we both became interested in what we are interested in, and it will tell us both about each others personality. We'll both just accept that life is a 1% longshot and see how it goes. Deal? Thank you.
PS. If you write to me, include the word "your future slutty slave" in there somewhere. It helps me to screen people by letting me know you went to the trouble to read my profile and can follow basic directions.
Seriously what I am hoping to find:
A very submissive lady that could be a slave that knows how to serve her master or willing to learn. I am searching to find someone that is willing to submit completely and serve with out hesitation. You must be clean and drug and disease free. I prefer a non smoker and a non drinker or at the most a social drinker. I expect you to serve me in any and every way and dress and act as required both in and out of the house. I am a professional and you will be required to dress and act in a professional manner if we go out with associates.
What you will get in this arrangement:
You will get a clean drug and disease free master that will be firm but patient. Will respect all hard limits discussed and will appreciate the sacrifice it takes from you to completely submit to a master. I am not a KEN type but have been told that I am a handsome man. If we chat and discuss a meet I will provide a pic as I know that physical attraction is part of the equation. The issue of trust must be addressed before I can expect a woman to submit to my control and service to me.
If you have any other questions please do not hesitate to ask.
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