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First off, no men, no exceptions.
Voilà!
In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim
and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of
vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However,
this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has
vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and
vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.
About me:
Driving fast, skiing in the sun, reading, music, clubs, dancing with
strangers, eating anything delectable, sky-scrapers, calm lakes, rabid
oceans, the smell of rain, love/pain/passion, iced tea, kissing,
touching, well making out in general, waterfalls and caves, summer,
fall, swimming, road trips, flying anywhere, my children, my family, my
friends, and yes even my adversaries I could not live without, irony,
coincidence, sarcasm, motorcycles, moments of sheer connection with
another person, mud, shooting things, throwing things, destroying
things, making things, licking things, smelling things, running, board
games, mental exercises, good vodka, sand, sandcastles, trying new
things, no regrets, no guilt, a good bottle of wine and cheese, I
fucking love cheese!
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The Part of You That No One Sees
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You are balanced, peaceful, and sincere.
You're the type of person who goes along to get along.
And you're definitely afraid of rocking the boat.
Underneath it all, you fear your world falling apart.
You'll put up with a situation that you don't like in fear of changing it.
Disruptive and forceful people intimidate you - and sometimes exploit you.
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BB. King (0r anything blues), Fleetwood Mac, Alabama 3 (A3); Tegan and
Sara; Pink Floyd; Bette Middler; Dixie Chicks; Garth Brooks; KoRn;
Marlyn Manson; Rammstein; ECT...
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You Have Not Been Ruined by American Culture
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You're nothing like the typical American. In fact, you may not be American at all.
You have a broad view of the world, and you're very well informed.
And while you certainly have been influenced by American culture (who hasn't?), it's not your primary influence.
You
take a more global philosophy with your politics, taste, and life. And
you're always expanding and revising what you believe.
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You Are Barbeque Sauce
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You are a social person. You enjoy cooking for other people.
You are both skillful and competitive. You enjoy mastering hard tasks.
You appreciate complexity more than simplicity.
Your taste in food tends to lean toward interesting flavors.
You appreciate exotic spice combinations. You tend to like cutting edge, fusion cuisine.
You get along with all personalities from a distance. Except salsa personalities, who always seem to annoy you.
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You Are Rum
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You're the life of the party, and a total flirt
You are also pretty picky about what you drink
Only the finest labels and best mixed cocktails will do
Except if you're dieting - then it's Diet Coke and Bicardi all the way
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You Are 55% Normal
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While some of your behavior is quite normal...
Other things you do are downright strange
You've got a little of your freak going on
But you mostly keep your weirdness to yourself
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You Are 72% Open Minded
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You are a very open minded person, but you're also well grounded.
Tolerant and flexible, you appreciate most lifestyles and viewpoints.
But you also know where you stand firm, and you can draw that line.
You're open to considering every possibility - but in the end, you stand true to yourself.
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You Belong in 1996
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With you anything goes! You're grunge one day, ghetto fabulous the next. It's all good!
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There's a 33% Chance That You Need Therapy
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You may need therapy, but you're probably doing okay at working out your own problems.
In general, you are able to solve any troubles that come up. But there's no harm in talking to a professional.
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Your Element Is Air
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You dislike conflict, and you've been able to rise above the angst of the world.
And when things don't go your way, you know they'll blow over quickly.
Easygoing, you tend to find joy from the simple things in life.
You roll with the punches, and as a result, your life is light and cheerful.
You find it easy to adapt to most situations, and you're an open person.
With you, what you see is what you get... and people love that!
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