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OK I am not a prude , BUT we have got to stop all these teachers from having sex with students . I mean sheesh , seeing how many times a day 13 will go into 28 is not a math problem . lol |
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a very good friend sent me this one ................" Now I lay her down to eat. I pray her muff dont smell like feet. but if its just to bad to lick.... I hope she's good at sucking di*k " lol every guys prayer.......................................................... |
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was watching a cialis ( viagra ) commercial , why do they show them on the beach etc in TWO tubs ??? shouldnt they be in ONE tub ??? |
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heres one for the females here . LOL what did the lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog ?? " wow , we really do taste like chicken". lol and lastly , ........................................ there are a lot of bad things to be said about pedophiles , but at least they drive slow through school zones. every cloud has a silver lining. |
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I havent found the " G " spot yet , I think I might have to buy a few vowels. |
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I just wonder , in a japanese bowling alley do they rent you the funny shoes then make you take them off indoors ? |
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ok my priorities have changed . I am now looking for a woman with a weed whacker , preferably the industrial type . I want to go fishing and I know there is a boat hidden in the " lawn" somewhere . come help me find it , got a bucket of KFC for the first taker |
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on atkins diet,...... I am as hungry as a cow on astroturf. ltcg |
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I think I like bondage , tied a girl to the bedposts the other day , liked it . hope the manager of the store could untie the knots |
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if you are saving it for " the one " dont. LOL at my age the " use by " date has expired. " practice " for the " ONE" dont save it . lol |
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still cant find the right one , real close . LOL I am as frustrated as a midget with a yoyo |
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picked up a chinese hooker the other day, think I got lead poisoning. |
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so I learned a lesson today . I was sure I had arthritis, because when I moved my legs , I heard a squeeking sound. then I greased to wheels on my walker , lesson learned , DONT ASSUME LOL |
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ok , I saw an ad for " viagra" and " cialis" one said it lasted 12 to 24 hours ( viagra) the other ( cialis) said it lasted 36 to 48 hours. which it said is more cost effective . 76 cents vrsus 92 cents. I am thinking that if you are old enough to need either, the only difference might be is wether they can close the casket lid right away or not |
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If a "slave driver " pushes slaves to work harder , can I be a " screwdriver" ??? |
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what is with these women online who think they can get a " tribute" ? LOL lets call a whore a whore . not that I mind whores . LOL just dont sugar coat it .I have always considered myself an ok looking guy ,so if any of you women out there want to " tribute " me ,.......... LOL whatever that is . LOL go ahead |
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I LOVE it when a line of cars bands together to not allow some A hole to try to sneak in at the front of the line. be strong my friends. LOL |
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I love Toyota's new slogan . " thanks for standing by us " should be " thanks for standing by us ,.......... just dont stand in FRONT of us " LOL |
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there is a lady here on CM that wants to have sex with homeless men , does that make her a HOBO sexual ??? |
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