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	About KnotSecret Way overdue for a new profile overview. I have been on this site for 10 years. I have met a few incredible people through it. Also a few nutjobs. Although I am alpha at times in some relationships, in others I have been subservient. In the vanilla world I tend to be alpha. It all depends on the chemistry with the other person. I really think of myself as being more of a kinkster which I feel opens new doors and offers a less restricting definition of me. My interest list is by no means complete. If you see that we have similar interests or likes, please send a note and we can see what develops. Thank you!

Yay, I recently reached yet another birthday milestone and updated my profile. As I did so, I couldn't help but notice how many people haven't updated theirs in the 4 years I have been on CM. I often see journal entries where people complain about metting someone and finding out they have to be at least 10 years older than the age stated on their profile .... hmmm, people lie on dating/social-networking sites???? Say it aint so!

Well, after about 3 months of again trying the vanilla world, I find myself back on CM. It seems that the little itch in the back of my head just won't go away.

I went over the profiles and see a few new faces as well as new profiles for familiar faces. In reading some ofthe journal entries of others, I can see where I am not the only one frustrated in their attempt to meet the "right one." I've reminded myself that, just because someone is also on this site, and happens to have interests similar to mine, that there still has to be that special connection in order for a true relationship to form.

Here's hoping that both you and I set reasonable expectations and that we both succeeed in filling that empty space in our lives. Just remember, quitters never win and winners never quit! Carpe diem!

What the hell. Just when you think you've finally met your perfect match on CM, something derails the train, just before it was about to leave the station.

After a couple weeks of conversing with a female domme, it comes out that soap making is a hard limit of hers ... there go my Christmas dreams.

Went down to Del Mar yesterday for the races. What a great day! Took the train from here and arrived with plenty of time to go over all our idiotic analyses of the various races.
Things were going OK until the last race. In a frenzied fit to make the 'big hit", I put my last $s down on a "sure thing." No sooner had the race started when that 100 lb midget of a jockey fell out of the damn saddle.
I need a job.

JOKE TIME!!!!!

This 90 year old man has played a round of golf every day since he retired 25 years ago. He is still physically fit and enjoys the links. he comes home one day from the golf course and sets his clubs down and announces to his wife, "I am going to give up golf."

His wife replies, "Why would you do that? You love golf."

He says, "Well, I can still swing the clubs pretty well, but my eyesight has gotten so bad I can't see where the ball goes!"

The wife says "Take Milton with you."

He replies"Milton? He's 102 years old himself!"

She replies "Yes he is, but he still has perfect eyesight, you know that. he can watch your ball for you."

So the guy agrees to try it and, the next day, he and Milton head to the course. he tees up on the first hole and unleashes a very nice swing and really smacks the ball for a 90 year old man.

After hitting, he turns and asks Milton "Did you see where my ball went?" Milton immediately relies "I sure did!" The guy says "OK, so where did it stop?" Milton replies "I can't remember"

Evidently, I have far to travel in my quest. I just came across a profile for a Domme who's stated forte is using an icepick on subs! When I read this, I immediately had a flashback to the scene in Pulp Fiction where Travolta's character plunges that huge syringe into Uma's chest!
Now it isn't so much that I have a phobia about things being thrust at me by women, it's just that it isn't usually a long, extremely sharp object I envision. Ok, a few slaps and perhaps a paddle across my smart ass .. I am fine with all that, but I pretty much see myself as a hot air balloon, floating over the sea of humanity, and the prospect of having holes punctured in it isn't sitting quite right with me.
Hey, what's everyone having for lunch today?

I was in one of the CM chatrooms a couple of days ago and got into a discussion with a couple of other people about role playing. What ensued was a nice conversation about whether everyone in this community is "role playing" or that some actually are this way naturally.

We ended up discussing the possible viability of having a site where members aren't so much labeled as D/s, but where specific role scenarios are the differentiating activities/interests. I really found myself turned on by this. Surely someone has already set such a site up!

A married couple are sitting on the couch one evening discussing various things going on. The wife makes an observation about one situation where she claims "I have mixed feelings about that."
The husband goes on to say, "What do you mean you have mixed emotions? Something makes you feel one way or another..that just sounds silly."
The wife replies, "Of course there are situtations where you will have mixed emotions." to which the husband replies "Ok, then I bet you can't name one thing or subject that makes me both mad and happy at the same time."
The wife says "Well, between you and all of your friends, you have the biggest dick."

An old man, about 75, is having erectile problems, so his wife gives him a certificate for a free exam by a local Indian medicine man. He goes and the medicine man, after talking with him, gives him a small bottle of a potion and says "This is very powerful medicine, be careful with it. Take one teaspoon and then say ' 1...2...3' and you will be as manly as any man who ever walked the earth and you will be able to go as long as you wish."

The old guy thanks him and, before leaving, realizes he needs to know how to stop the drug's effect and asks the medicine man how to do so. The medicine man says "Your partner needs to say '1..2..3..4" and the effects will vanish."

So the man hurries home, showers and shaves, then calls his wife to the bedroom. He takes a teaspoonful of the medicine and says '1..2..3" and immediately is the most virile man ever.
His wife gets all excited and begins ripping her clothes off. As she is doing so she says "I can't believe how young and studly you look! But what was the '1...2..3' FOUR?"

That, folks, is why you never end a sentence with a preposition unless you want to end up with a dangling participle!

Thanks for all the encouraging emails I have received. Especially those enquiring about my photographic skills. And yes, it's true, I can lick my eyebrows.

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