**DISCLAIMER!!!** I'm not under a size 10. I'm not thin, skinny, average. I have curves. I'm beautiful. I am also married and in a happy committed Vanilla relationship. My husband is aware of my need for kink and understands that there are certain desires he can't fulfill. With that said, if you're still interested, read further.
Well to start with you either love me or hate me. For some reason there's never been any middle ground there. I have an amazing talent for either being absolutely hysterical or making a complete ass of myself. More often then not i'm refreshingly sarcastic with a bit of biting witicism. I hate stupidity and immaturity. If I wanted to deal with all that, I'd go back to highschool.
For the best description of me I can think of, this journal post by jakeskajira is brilliance.
http://.com/users/608/posts/218888
Also, if I get bored, it can go badly. Been told I'm a bit like a kender when I'm bored. If you don't catch the reference, read the Dragonlance series. Something about the universe ending. What can I say?
Turn ons 1. Height 2. Intelligence 3. Blue Eyes 4. Dark Hair (long hair too) 5. Sense of Humor 6. Subtle Aggression
Turn offs 1. Stupidity 2. Being overly presumptuous 3. Pretenders 4. Liars 5. Fakes 6. Picking on/harassing friends of mine 7. Discounting my abilities because I'm female
10/1/2007 12:40:55 PM
This is ridiculous. I'm going stir crazy. Ugh. Damnit.
7/5/2007 8:14:01 AM
I have an age limit, please please please respect it. I'm 24, so max I'll consider is 35.
