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If you are reading this, then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this is useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all who claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think everything you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told you should want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic. You have been warned... -TD

If it's too good to be true...

I am so grateful for the real people on this site. 

We've been lucky enough to make friends with some actual real fun sexy people here. 

We also sympathize with anyone here who has ever wasted time on profiles that seemed amazing, but never made it beyond exchanging pictures and chatting online.

If I owned or operated an online community I would honestly screen my members. Oh, but damn, I wouldn't ever be able to claim I had "the biggest". 

Hell, if I wanted to claim to be the biggest, I might even pay people to maintain a bunch of fake accounts, to tantalize members when logins start to drop off. Either that, or I'd simply make it really easy for scumbag picture collectors to deceive real people, because, yeah, that would keep logins up and that would just be convenient for me, because, ya know advertising dollars are based on logins.

Despite any of that, I just want to tell my fellow real CM'ers don't waste too much time. If it seems too good to be true, you're pwned. [sic] 

The Paradigm of the Painslut. 

Chapter 1

  In just a short couple of weeks, we've come to recall how much work slaves and submissives can be. Not that we ever forgot, but that we tried to put those memories aside to reach out to people we find interesting. And we are thankful that there are a few.  

I doubt the one-liner bandits actually believe they are being disrespectful. They're mostly either hedging bets on effort v. rejection, or simply wanking it to profile pictures. Either way, it's clear how self-absorbed they are. 

Asking for anything prior to proper introductions, or showing a modicum of worthiness is simply bad form, but to them it's the thrill of typing with one hand. 

Being as clear as possible; In Kinky Cleveland, messages written in poor form are simply deleted from our Inbox. 

(more about beloved painsluts coming in Chapter 2...)

Our picks for getting latex on short notice (in North America): http://twistmyrubberarm.com

http://store.fetishfactory.com

PHILOSOPHY BREAK:

Watch your thoughts, they become words.
Watch your words, they become actions.
Watch your actions, they become habits.
Watch your habits, they become your character.
Watch your character, it becomes your destiny.

Found @ http://lovelustandbeauty.tumblr.com/

BONDAGE POKER NIGHT

"What is this?" you ask.  

Picture a standard poker table surrounded by bondage bunnies. Next to them, a pile of bondage gear. Bring your own gear, and choose wisely, because the object of this game is to be the last person with their hands free. 

For each hand you lose, an item is put on. Ankle, knee, waist, genitals, ass, upper torso, neck, head, elbows, wrists. 10 full rounds (for the brave) with time to bind appropriately between each hand should fill an entire evening. Players can drop out and be freed at any time.

We picture Dom(me)s bringing their own submissive and gear, but self-bondage is also welcome (and very entertaining).  If we can generate interest from 4 or more parties, we would love to host an evening of cards and intrigue. Get in touch with us for more info!

Sex slave: position? Open.

Punctuation makes all the difference.

What Dom/Domme couple hasn't mused about having a loyal obedient slave (or two) to serve their whims and use in every way imaginable? 

Sure, D/s can be a path of enlightenment, and fulfillment. I've even met one or two buddha slaves over the years. Their internal wiring dictates euphoria in their minds, rather than with their bodies.  With all due respect to those on that path - BDSM TURNS US ON!

 We are sex+, meaning sex is an integral part of our lives and scenes.  Seduced, coerced, or even forced, is up to each individual sex partner, but it's all negotiated ahead of time, with all the safe, sane, consensual touch points. The goal being dramatic, explosive, mind-altering orgasms. Sounds fun, right?

 So... bisexual boys and girls with a bend for fucking (and pictures in their profile), that fantasize about to be used, abused (consensually) should get in touch with us. We promise a blissfully orgasmic time.

Fetish doll: Apply within...

Do you like our pictures? I love taking pictures, and She loves how sexy they turn out. 

The problem is, approaching women for pictures comes off as moderately creepy. 

However, we just know those sexy exhibitionists are out there, excited to be the center of attention and just waiting for that 'ON' feeling they get when someone points a shiny camera lens at them.  With influences like Bob Coulter (crazybabe.com) and Christine Kessler (@steeneeweenee), our pictures are rich, colorful, and unretouched. We have a wardrobe full of latex and fetish gear, and love playing dress up. 

Come be our doll.

Trumpets and Fanfare!It's been a couple years since we first joined, and were subsequently pounced-on by single handed keyboard jockeys near and far (status quo, right?).  We're back again, happy to see the site so active with real people upon our return. 

We're here this time for more than a casual browse. We've decided to seek out playmates for specific scenarios. Most times we will contact the people we find interesting, but if you find something about us interesting, send us a message. Chances are, you get an E-mail back [provided you have a picture, or send us a picture with your opening message].

 Check back here for new journal entries. We'll be posting our thoughts, fantasies and adventures here for everyone to jerk off to enjoy. :-)