KeysChain

O HAI.

• But I don't feel like much of a newbie anymore! I have heaps more to learn especially as I've begun exercising my Domme side more often again, and I certainly manage to pull the naivity card every now and then, but I'm coming up to a good 2 years of D/s-fun (or 4 if you're counting online).

• We're out and about a lot and particularly poly - just don't expect I'll see the light, give up my ways and run away to spend the rest of my life alone with you in a castle - it's not going to happen. :P
  
• ...A warehouse, maybe - My dream home is still a (relatively) unconverted warehouse. Like in the film Rent. I hate Rent. Except the songs and the warehouse.

• I have the uncanny ability to fall over something after being told and shown several times where it is, yet if you do the same I will become frustrated and impatient.
  
• If you ask me a simple maths question I will panic and self-destruct, but oddly enough I'm perfectly comfortable with more complicated equations and theoretical science.

• But I love life and know how to make the most of it. I will try to debate most controversial issues with you, should you let me, but ask me to recount a story and expect it horrendously mutilated.

• There's just something about being bossed about by strong men in uniform and going on real adventures... That's not to say I won't vocalise my distaste if dirt stays on my hands for too long (I can't STAND the feeling of my fingers touching together if there' dried mud between them!) or it's just TOO cold.

• I can play a little of most instruments, but I seriously haven't been paying attention to popular music for a long time and wouldn't know an Amy Winehouse song from Duffy (though I would of course know the exact movements of Miss Winehouse at any moment in time, as any faithful London Underground traveller should - not that I care).
  
• I should probably do some more art too - I've been neglecting it.