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I WILL NOT SEND YOU MONEY OR PAY FOR YOUR RELOCATION.
IF I SEND YOU A FRIEND INVITATION, I HAVE MADE THE FIRST MOVE; I AM INTERESTED.? I WILL NOT BE PURSUING YOU.? THE NEXT MOVE IS YOURS AND AN E-MAIL CONSISTING OF "HEY" IS NOT ACCEPTABLE. ?If you are not interested please decline the invitation, don't just leave it hanging out there for all eternity.
STRICT UNCLE for 'nephew' in need of DISCIPLINE and TOUGH LOVE. . . . ?If you see yourself as a sissy, slut, fag, gurl, cunt, pussy, etc. I don't think we will be a fit.
This particular dynamic works with men between the ages of 18 and 40; the older you are the shorter and lighter you should be. (If your profile says you are 24 and that you joined the site 8 years ago, that also presents a problem. ?It's easily fixed by updating your profile every year with a statement similar to: ?"I was born in October of 1949. ?I am currently 68 years old.")
I am particularly attracted to fair haired young men who have been fortunate enough to escape circumcision, but what you have going on in your head and heart are far more important than what's happening in your pants.
I've directed adult films and so I don't look for nor am I impressed by huge endowments; whatever you have I've already seen bigger. A funny, sweet, smart young guy with small to average equipment who needs a little firm guidance is just fine! In many cases, on the other hand, having a big penis may be the very thing that has contributed to the ego problem that makes you exactly the kind of young man who needs to be brought down a peg or two.? LIBRA, OX, ENFJ.
(1) I have nothing against, but I am not interested in TSs, TVs or anyone who wishes to be "feminized." Men who want to be 'forced' to wear women's clothes are just looking to be given an excuse.
(2)I am not a hung stud, leather daddy or dungeon master. If that's your scene I'm happy for you but you won't find it here.
(3) If you can?t muster the energy to completely fill out your profile, I certainly can?t muster the energy to ?ask you later.? If you ?prefer not to answer,? I prefer not to care. Remember who is serving whom.
(4) I also expect you to be able to read. Do not contact me asking "What are you into?" I've already spelled that out.
(5) I can't remember the last time I had a nice conversation with someone's penis.? Is that really the first impression you want to make?? (I'd say the same thing about assholes, but I've had to converse with far too many of them.) There are better ways to represent yourself in photographs.
In "real life" I'm a THEATRICAL DIRECTOR and an exceptional ACTING COACH. I have also directed motion picture auditions for a casting agency. TALENT is the biggest turn-on of all for me. . . . You should know that I am looking for someone full time and live-in. THAT DOES NOT MEAN YOU WILL GET A FREE RIDE. You must hold a job outside of the house or have another way to pay your share of living expenses.
You will be turning complete control of your life over to me. It's very '50s Household in that you would never even consider disobeying. If you do, punishment will be severe. Within the house the relationship is continuous. I am a very controlling man not just in how or if you have sex but also in what clothes you wear if any, how your hair is cut and styled, what friends you may have, what time you should be back home if I allow you to go out, when and what you eat, when and how you bathe, what your domestic chores will be, etc. I also have an intense scientific curiosity and expect we will enjoy quality time experimenting with different ways to bring a boy to orgasm
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My Ideal Person: Young Men who recognize their need for continuous firm guidance from a Strict Uncle.
Sub / Slave Male
A Poly Household
Musical Theater (Expert)
Spanking you (Expert)
You wearing my collar
Masks on Partner
Going to the Opera
Canes and Crops
Eye Contact Restrictions
Placing you on a leash
Medical fetish play
Selecting the clothes you wear
Maid / Butler Service
Plastic Wrap Bondage
New Age Music
Electrical Play (Beginner)