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Why do Elephants paint their toenails Red?

To Hide in Cherry Trees. Ever Seen an Elephant in a cherry tree? No? Guess it works then!


How do you smuggle an Elephant across the border?

Slap a piece of bread on either side and call him lunch.

What's the difference between an Elephant and peanut butter?

Elephants don't get stuck to the roof of your mouth.