AKA Sir Loin of Beef ("SLOB" for short)
WARNING: PROFILE IN PROGRESS - COME BACK SOON.
I'm doing this part-time. yes I DO have a job, so bear with me if it's only partially up when you come across it. it might be like that for a while, so kindly restrict your comments to constructive criticism.
Ok so about me:
Male, 50+, white, forever in the process of figuring out what to do with the rest of my life, self-employed, workaholic who loves to play hard, and love even harder.
WARNING: my frankness and opinions often elicit either strong like or dislike, and I won't take blame or credit for either one. I believe that confidence knows its difference from cockyness and is easily amused by it, whereas cockyness doesn't and is easily offended.
I also believes the worst injury you can do to anyone is to idealize or idolize them; sooner or later, they hurt you back by failing to live to your inflated expectations. If you meet the Guru on the road, kill Him before he kills you.
Finally I believe that the early bird is always greener on the other side of the bush, and that mixed metaphores makes strange bedfellows. But don't quote me without wearing proper protection.
Distinguishing Characteristics: big ear, soft shoulder, warm embraces, strong arms, agile fingers and a slow hand. other working parts holding the rest together. heart and soul recently abused but under repair, thanks to friends.
Skills and Talents: slow to anger and quick to laugh. gentleman in public, scoundrel behind closed door. diplomat to all, tyrant to the one.
will tie you up to a bed, or suspend you in a rope cradle, torment you mentally and physically, tickle you like crazy, make you climax so often you'll loose count and sanity, let you sleep it off, then start again. will also show you recreational uses for rocky road ice cream.
will feast on your quivering flesh, drink your screams, and bask in the torrid heat of your frightened but eager stare.
Will take you dancing, wine shopping, to the movie or to a local munch, as a prelude to addictive personal attention.
Not so much into party play, but can be coaxed with the proper incentive.
you figure it out.
Would like to get to know: lady, 18-50+, any colour or flavour, with a life of her own and who won't mind my having one too, confident enough to know and respect her own limitations, realistic enough to respect other people's limitations, graceful enough to accept compliments and suggestions for what they are, and classy enough to give more than lip service to good manners (see below).
you should be level headed, which does NOT mean having a chip on both shoulders. if i contacted you, it's because you initially made a somewhat favorable impression. it's up to you to confirm (or dispell) it with the right (or wrong) attitude.
On the weekends when i'm not working, i'm out and about. I like outdoors activities, nordic skiing in winter, windsurfing in summer and fall, long drives, seeing new places, eating out, and trying new things. It would be great if you were healthy/fit enough to keep up.
Revised Expectations: NOT looking too avidly for now. Am recovering from severe delusions, poor communication and failed expectations. Am working on putting my life in order before I can contemplate ordering someone else. Looking for friendship with potentially compatible individual for the purpose of building necessary trust on either side.
Hard limits: Body fluids, fire, animals, underaged, and beets (except in borsh).
Really likes: Japanese rope, ice cream body shots, sushi and listening to mantric prayers: "Oh God! Oh God! Oh God!"
About good manners:
1. honesty: if you have a profile with pictures of angels, elfs, lutins and sprites, we all know you don't look like that. eventually if I'm interested, I'll want to meet you in real life, so just post your pic and get it over with.
2. courtesy: if someone takes the time to contact you, take the time to reply. it really shouldn't matter if they are too (fill in the blank: short, fat, old, bald, etc) ____. A simple "thanks but no thanks" will do. Come on: CM even provides 3 stock buttons and a custom one to make the task even easier. Being picky is ok; being rude is not.
3. discretion: not everyone in this lifestyle can afford the luxury to be "out and about". if you value privacy as well, we'll get along fine.
4. tolerance: an opinion are like a sphyncter:
- yours stinks too (ask any one whose nose isn't brown);
- having your own doesn't make it special, unless you can whistle through it; and
- if yours won't relax in response to pressing needs, it's possibly defective, probably unhealthy and definitely not to be held up as an example to follow.
Ok more to come, stay tuned.
