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I am a shallow, proud, arrogant prick. I can also be the most sincere, thoughtful gentlemen you will meet. I believe life's about taking chances and meeting new people,experiencing new things and having your perceptions altered. People think they have a "type." I prefer not to categorize people. Life isn't about putting objects into box's , Life is about LIVING.
Personally, I like to go out and meet interesting people and try to see the positives in everyone. I like to have a good time wherever I am and to laugh. In my time alone I enjoy reading, movies, reading, training in Muay Thai, and hypnosis.
Please don't waste my time if your still " figuring out what you want " or any of that bullshit. You need know you want me and be upfront if you don't. I don't respond to games. I'm mature enough to walk away and hope you are too.
My two favorite movies are :
City Lights
Crumb
My ideal is someone who can be happy wrapping up in a blanket and conversing about life. You'll have to put up with a lot of books lying around though.
Goals/Aspirations: When I was a young boy in the 4th grade I remember going to the history museum and seeing/hearing the stories of the ancient Greeks. And as I was standing there mesmerized by the statues and artifacts, I could hear my teacher telling the class that we could be anything we wanted to be. That instant I decided I wanted to become a Greek god. I'm still working on it.
Let’s see here, what makes me unique? Well I have shagged over 2 thousand sex dolls and slayed at least 10 PoF whales, in 10-G gravity, I know how to please a woman, The kama-sutra book is my preferred reading material while going number two, I'm qualified to perform all possible positions, rain, hail or shine. I have excelled at this thing we call sex: I possess the endurance and experience of a Greek god, the power of 10 super saiyans and the speed of a photon. For a life time supply of sandwiches you can have me.
Now after reading this if you think I am some sort of selfish ass then you may want to read on. I love the feeling I get after helping someone less fortunate than myself. For instance: the other night I convinced a hooker named Laquisha to stop using her herpes as a wall to hide her true self. I explained to her that she needed to drop those walls and spread her wings; there are plenty of men out there who can look past the sores and see her inner beauty. Without men like that, our news would be saturated with stories of women committing suicide and we would never here of the real news like the next emerging fashion trend. Now I’m a fashion savvy guy so I took her to Good Will and bought her a few turquoise necklaces to give her a head start on the next trend and her new life.
at the end of the game the king and pawn go into the same box...
If you don't need a drunken night of karaoke to loosen up and you can laugh at South Park then we might get along! Anyways, if you have made it this far... I would be happy to hear from you if...
-You have a sense of humor
-You don't have a penis, or have never had a penis (I'm open minded and exceptions can possibly be made but in this case, there's a higher chance of you finding Harry Potter's magic wand than that happening... sorry!)
-You are not a psycho stalker
-You weigh less than I do (I weigh 145 pounds...I don't think that's asking too much??)
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| Age: 34 |
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