This is a collection of messages between me and another person on the website.  I think it was pretty funny…….

                                                 //Her to me// 

added you to my favorites (i believe it shows up to you as admirers) simply because your journal entry made me laugh.(the straps are free...from the fold down changing tables....i agree i dont think they should be used on babies...just makes em  mad anyways) nice to see someone on here thats not all about jumping into things
well hope i didnt bug you...have a good evening

                                               //Me to her//

  
Trust me your message was no bother, and thank you for recognizing the importance of a human connection between individuals.  Unfortunately, there is little humor when it comes to this lifestyle, and I don’t know why.  Don’t get me wrong, I don’t intend to dress up like a clown when ………………  Wait, yes that is it!  You are a GENIUS!  Sir Clown the whimsical Dom!!!!  I can see it now; all I need is a lot of white face paint, some red size 19 clown shoes, and a red nose ball.  No, I think my nose ball should be a bright red nose plug!  Instead of a paddle I can spank women with a rubber chicken!  Yes!  I could even lock women in my tiny little clown car.  Sadly, this might make a very marketable website.  Okay, I need to go plan my future website.  Keep this our secret (we now have a secret, wow, so fast!)  Let me know if you have any other creative idea for my (our) site.  Also, thanks for being my first admirer.  Good night.
XXXXX. (AKA the new Sir Clown)

                                                  //Her to me// 

lol interesting idea, however im not sure many subs would take you too seriously with a name such as Sir Clown.... and wow a secret so fast....hmmmm lol. think we need to go back to the drawingboard though..

                                                   //Me to her//

Well, Sir Clown was just a working title; I was thinking maybe Sir Chuckles?  Sorry to hear you think the idea might fall through.  I guess you really taught me about dreaming big (I thought I was the Dom here?).  And I stayed up all night learning how to make erotic balloon sculptures.  Wow, this is a pretty big blow to my self-esteem, and it was the biggest dream I came up with in the last 12 hours.  You must be a switch because, it feels like you stomped on my testicles or something!  And I really dislike that! Wait, I get it now!  You are very smart and I can see what you are doing, your being disobedient (don’t make me get the paddle or the rubber chicken).  I guess today I’m a crying on the inside kind of clown.  I hope to hear from you again soon.

Okay, about finding a sub.  And let me say this is just me, nothing against anyone else.  I don’t really want to just go out and find someone that will allow me to play with them for a night or even a weekend.  I take finding a sub very serious, because without the relationship, I can’t see this working.  I feel you must really find a person true bounds and then with trust you can push those bounds.  It is important to know ahead of time that a person is open to the lifestyle (you are reading this here).  Then you need to actually kind of do the vanilla dating (for lack of a better term), for a while (short while, few dates anyway). Whatever it is normal people do.  Does that mean that you are officially dating? No (not necessarily anyway).  The main reason for this is that I’m defiantly only a Dom.  If a partner is a switch and desires to Dom someone else, it would be wrong of me to prevent them from doing that.  Also, if you are reading this you are probably very open about your sexuality and could be Bi (I’m not Bi), and if you crave a vagina – I don’t have one for you (if you are comfortable I will share one with you).  It really does take time to do this correctly.  I have talked with several people that tried this lifestyle and it was just a really bad experience because they just rushed to quickly into it. 

Okay, first journal entry.  Hmm…………  Okay, where do I start?  Maybe I need a cool Dom name.  I just always preferred to be called sir, but it looks like I need to figure one out.  So, any ideas feel free to forward them to me.  Well, lacking a sub right now, and fighting boredom, I decided to build something.  I wish I could just write something with each pic but I can’t.  So if you want to follow along, this starts with I think my 8th picture, it’s of an ugly, old, but well put together side table.  I bought this at a thrift store for $5 dollars (earlier today).  I don’t need a table to hold my drinks, that’s your job.  So let’s fix this thing up!  The next picture (9) shows how much I needed to cut off.  This is based upon a comfortable height for me.  Next (10) is some of the stuff I used to complete this project.  The cut off legs from the table, two screw in eyelets (less than a dollar), and two straps.  The straps are free!  If you go to just about any public restroom they have those baby changing tables (the kind that fold down).  I think those straps are bondage for babies and that is just wrong – so I take those straps! Picture 11 shows those straps for holding your knees in place.  If I chose to enter you from the rear I don’t want you jumping around a lot, plus you need to remember when you are on this, you are just part of the furniture!  In the next picture (12) you can see the eyelets to attach your wrist restraint to, and the extra wood from the table’s legs to make a nice hand rest (see I do care after all!) for you. Yes, those are my old sweaters – okay for padding (13).  Finished product (14)! A few staples and some black fabric.  So less than ten bucks and I think it’s pretty cool.  Also, it might be time to do some sub shopping.  To many toys just sitting around.