IsoRL

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	About IsoRL I'm moving to Shenzhen, China, in the middle of january, 2013, thought i should let you know. I do have dual citizenship between the USA and Canada, but am originally from Canada. I will be in China for about 2.5 years studying mandarin, and getting completely fluent. ======================== Collarme apparently hates me. I had a profile, logged on today, and found that i didn't. i'll fix that later, looks like i'm starting over.....but then, maybe that's a good thing. i usually get asked how come at 40 i've never been married, no kids, things of that nature. the answer to that is that i focused on my career. i'm financially stable, and i prefer to keep it that way. i know that there are many who believe that you can "exist on love", or some such crap, i grew up poor, i never want to have to go through that again. one might think that by stating this that i'm giving myself a great start on finding gold diggers...that may be true, but, honestly, i see value in a woman, sub or slave, who sees value in a man who can support him and his girl, or family, or whatever. there's a practicality to that line of thinking that i understand, and, to me, it also means that they're looking for a more committed relationship. i'm not into this for the short term, i've never really gotten into that line of thinking, and i also don't really enjoy "play". to me, this is a lifestyle, meaning a way of life. while i don't believe in sharing with my family details on my personal life, i do think that in a bdsm relationship, there has to be a smattering of vanilla in order to have a complete relationship, and it is a complete relationship that i'm seeking, ultimately, marriage is the goal, so, if you're not looking for that, please look elsewhere. i seem to have a habit of attracting the wrong girls as of late, which means that i need to figure out what i'm doing wrong i think. by wrong, i mean those who tend to have a more negative outlook on life, which drives me a little crazy. i need a girl in my life who is positive, happy, and upbeat. i enjoy my life for the most part, and want someone with whom i can enjoy a life together. i think this is a good place to stop today, i may add more later. i should probably mention, i drink socially, smoke regularly, and am not at all into drugs.

Looks like i'm headed to Costa Rica for a week over the next couple of weeks.....thinking i should find someone to join me for this vacation-of-sorts....lol. anyone interested?

I think my favorite scam is the one where a slave goes to Africa with her master, then he disappears and leaves her with the hotel bill. She needs money for the hotel, and she needs a passport and visa since it expired while she was living in a hotel that she can't afford. i keep wondering if there's a way for me to have her contact the nigerian prince who just emailed me, and she can't pick up the billion dollars that he has waiting for me?

So... Shenzhen, China on January 20th for Mandarin immersion, then on to Beijing, CN the following year! Can't wait to learn the language and culture....not to mention find myself a hot little chinese girl!!

It's looking a lot like i'm moving to China in January....back stateside in about 2.5 to 3 years....should finalize that this coming week!

why is it that when your partner accuses you of cheating on them, it's usually a sign that they're cheating on you? those on here who "hate" those who play games, are 9 times out of 10 scam artists.

why do so many look for "no limit" slaves? do you really want someone without a sense of preservation?

Hmmm..... after meeting a few off of here, i thought i should mention a couple of things.

I'm not interested in anyone with a felony charge on their record. I love to travel, it sucks if you can't leave the state and/or country.

No hardcore drug users. I don't mind if you smoke up every now and then, i won't be joining you, don't really enjoy the herb, but...if you enjoy heroin, cocaine, or crack, please go away, i don't want to deal with that kind of crap.

Scottsdale rocks!! love my new place too, so much better!

well.....that backfired, it's cold in san diego....i'm heading back to phoenix tomorrow...truth is, sometimes, i just enjoy going for a drive, getting some sun in southern arizona, some fresh fish in san diego, and back again to phoenix... work on my tan while enjoying the desert, gotta love it!

heading to san diego for a day or a week...lol, i should really check the weather, but i've always found that when i do it's going to be crappy, if i don't check, then the weather rocks....best to dwell in ignorance in some cases!

Yup, it's confirmed, I'm moving to Scottsdale at the end of this month! Found a much nicer apartment complex, and it'll help me decide where i want to buy a house....lol, they're cheap down here, but you've gotta be prepared to sit on it for 5-10 years before you'll make anything decent by selling.

Think i'm going to move to scottsdale....need a change, lol...

this always cracks me up....as does the urban dictionary definition of cyber sex:

Wellhung: Hello, Sweetheart. What do you look like?

Sweetheart: I am wearing a red silk blouse, a miniskirt and high heels. I work out every day, I'm toned and perfect. My measurements are 36-24-36. What do you look like?

Wellhung: I'm 6'3" and about 250 pounds.I wear glasses and I have on a pair of blue sweat pants I just bought from Walmart.I'm also wearing a T-shirt with a few spots of barbecue sauce on it from dinner...it smells funny.

Sweetheart: I want you.Would you like to screw me?

Wellhung: OK.

Sweetheart: We're in my bedroom.There's soft music playing on the stereo and candles on my dresser and night table.I'm looking up into your eyes, smiling. My hand works its way down to your crotch and begins to fondle your huge, swelling bulge.

Wellhung: I'm gulping, I'm beginning to sweat.

Sweetheart: I'm pulling up your shirt and kissing your chest.

Wellhung: Now I'm unbuttoning your blouse.My hands are trembling.

Sweetheart: I'm moaning softly.

Wellhung: I'm taking hold of your blouse and sliding it off slowly.

Sweetheart: I'm throwing my head back in pleasure.The cool silk slides off my warm skin.I'm rubbing your bulge faster, pulling and rubbing.

Wellhung: My hand suddenly jerks spastically and accidentally rips a hole in your blouse.I'm sorry.

Sweetheart: That's OK, it wasn't really too expensive.

Wellhung: I'll pay for it.

Sweetheart: Don't worry about it.I'm wearing a lacy black bra.My soft breasts are rising and falling, as I breath harder and harder.

Wellhung: I'm fumbling with the clasp on your bra.I think it's stuck. Do you have any scissors?

Sweetheart: I take your hand and kiss it softly.I'm reaching back undoing the clasp. The bra slides off my body. The air caresses my breasts. My nipples are erect for you.

Wellhung: How did you do that? I'm picking up the bra and inspecting the clasp.

Sweetheart: I'm arching my back. Oh baby. I just want to feel your tongue all over me.

Wellhung: I'm dropping the bra. Now I'm licking your, you know, breasts. They're neat!

Sweetheart: I'm running my fingers through your hair. Now I'm nibbling your ear.

Wellhung: I suddenly sneeze. Your breasts are covered with spit and phlegm.

Sweetheart: What?

Wellhung: I'm so sorry. Really.

Sweetheart: I'm wiping your phlegm off my breasts with the remains of my blouse.

Wellhung: I'm taking the sopping wet blouse from you. I drop it with a plop.

Sweetheart: OK. I'm pulling your sweat pants down and rubbing your hard tool.

Wellhung: I'm screaming like a woman. Your hands are cold! Yeeee!

Sweetheart: I'm pulling up my miniskirt. Take off my panties.

Wellhung: I'm pulling off your panties. My tongue is going all over, in and out nibbling on you...umm... wait a minute.

Sweetheart: What's the matter?

Wellhung: I've got a pubic hair caught in my throat. I'm choking.

Sweetheart: Are you OK?

Wellhung: I'm having a coughing fit. I'm turning all red.

Sweetheart: Can I help?

Wellhung: I'm running to the kitchen, choking wildly. I'm fumbling through the cabinets, looking for a cup. Where do you keep your cups?

Sweetheart: In the cabinet to the right of the sink.

Wellhung: I'm drinking a cup of water. There, that's better.

Sweetheart: Come back to me, lover.

Wellhung: I'm washing the cup now.

Sweetheart: I'm on the bed arching for you.

Wellhung: I'm drying the cup. Now I'm putting it back in the cabinet. And now I'm walking back to the bedroom. Wait, it's dark, I'm lost. Where's the bedroom?

Sweetheart: Last door on the left at the end of the hall.

Wellhung: I found it.

Sweetheart: I'm tuggin' off your pants. I'm moaning. I want you so badly.

Wellhung: Me too.

Sweetheart: Your pants are off. I kiss you passionately - our naked bodies pressing each other.

Wellhung: Your face is pushing my glasses into my face. It hurts.

Sweetheart: Why don't you take off your glasses?

Wellhung: OK, but I can't see very well without them. I place the glasses on the night table.

Sweetheart: I'm bending over the bed. Give it to me, baby!

Wellhung: I have to pee. I'm fumbling my way blindly across the room and toward the bathroom.

Sweetheart: Hurry back, lover.

Wellhung: I find the bathroom and it's dark. I'm feeling around for the toilet. I lift the lid.

Sweetheart: I'm waiting eagerly for your return.

Wellhung: I'm done going. I'm feeling around for the flush handle, but I can't find it. Uh-oh!

Sweetheart: What's the matter now?

Wellhung: I've realized that I've peed into your laundry hamper. Sorry again. I'm walking back to the bedroom now, blindly feeling my way.

Sweetheart: Mmm, yes. Come on.

Wellhung: OK, now I'm going to put my...you know ...thing...in your...you know...woman's thing.

Sweetheart: Yes! Do it, baby! Do it!

Wellhung: I'm touching your smooth butt. It feels so nice. I kiss your neck. Umm, I'm having a little trouble here.

Sweetheart: I'm moving my ass back and forth, moaning. I can't stand it another second! Slide in! Screw me now!

Wellhung: I'm flaccid.

Sweetheart: What?

Wellhung: I'm limp. I can't sustain an erection.

Sweetheart: I'm standing up and turning around; an incredulous look on my face.

Wellhung: I'm shrugging with a sad look on my face, my weiner all floppy. I'm going to get my glasses and see what's wrong.

Sweetheart: No, never mind. I'm getting dressed. I'm putting on my underwear. Now I'm putting on my wet nasty blouse.

Wellhung: No wait! Now I'm squinting, trying to find the night table. I'm feeling along the dresser, knocking over cans of hair spray,picture frames and your candles.

Sweetheart: I'm buttoning my blouse. Now I'm putting on my shoes.

Wellhung: I've found my glasses. I'm putting them on. My God! One of our candles fell on the curtain. The curtain is on fire! I'm pointing at it, a shocked look on my face.

Sweetheart: Go to hell. I'm logging off, you loser!

Wellhung: Now the carpet is on fire! Oh noooo!

Sweetheart: (logged off)

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Urban dicitonary cybersex definitions:

1. The exchange of typed groaning sounds by two underaged boys in the wee hours of the morning. One or both of these persons will believe the other is a woman. This is generally an experience that will end with one or both children crying and/or with socks stuck to sensitive areas of their bodies.

Uhhhhh... uhhhh... YES!!
Um... Hey girl, what's your name again?
And why the hell is your SN "fatbill4769"?!

2. Interchange of text in which an unsuspecting newbie describes imaginary actions of a sexual intercourse to another user of the Internet, who claims to be a young, good-looking woman, yet always is a fat and hairy old man who smells.

3. Like phone sex, but you type instead of talk. It's real pathetic, but hilarious at the same time. The "woman" is usually a man. 95% of the time, the "woman" will reveal herself to be a man at the end of cyber sex, which in turn REALLY pisses the other guy off, resulting in death threats and vows to kill the guy's family.

4. The act that men without boyfriends/girlfriends do. Any self-respecting woman would never bring herself into doing cyber sex.

5. The physiological interaction with ones own self or others sexually, while being predominantly aroused by image, sound, or text provided via cyberspace. internet.

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