Doms Say the Darndest Things!
In my short time on /CollarMe, I've met quite a few people! I have pages and pages of messages from friends, people looking to be friends, and many Doms looking for a sub.
However, there are only a few messages that stick out in my mind and make the long journey of finding a Dom of my very own worth while. These individuals, I have to admit, have brightened my day and made me laugh in ways I no longer thought possible. These people have brought a smile to my face and given me the hope that there is still a chance for humanity in this world.
As my journey and search for a Dom continues, I will be posting the colorful and creative things those "Doms" say either to break the ice, or after I have rejected them.
Hopefully these will bring a smile to your face, as they have brought one to mine.
1.
Me: I'm sorry, if you had read my profile, you would have known you do not meet the qualifications for my Dom. Thank you for your interest anyway!
Dom: Honey, lighten up. Seriously. That's why you're a loser. Now get lost.
2.
Me: You assume so much. ;P
Dom: I'm assuming u wana suck my cock ;)
2.5 (Same Dom, a week later.)
Dom: Why did we stop talking
Me: Because you wanted me to suck your dick.. Or something similarly crude.
Dom: U dont have to do anything we could go to a bar?
(Can anyone say date rape?)
3.
Dom: I live approximately a half an hour out of the city of Chicago, on a 30 acre estate, in an 18,000 square foot seven bedroom, ten bathroom home, complete with an indoor pool and stables with only one Arabian horse, but room for 14 more.
Me: That's nice? ._. Who are you?
4.
Me: Hah. Did you happen to see the part of my profile where I mention Doms have to EARN my submission? ;)
Dom: A true dom doesnt earn submssion he demands it.. Plz tell me your not one of those 50 shades of gray readers :P
5. (Months after this Dom and I had a fallout...)
Me: I was hoping you could tell me where you found that collar you showed me, the pink and white one?
It's absolutely gorgeous, and I haven't found anything like it since.
Dom: No,
because you are a worthless slut who didn't deserve it.
6.
Dom: I would love to bend you over and fuck you rough and hard doggie style while I pull ur hair and slap ur ass hard
Me: ._. Ok.
7.
Dom: Greetings, sub are you shaved ?
Me: A simple "hello, how are you doing?" would have sufficed...
8.
Me: I'm sorry, if you had read my profile you would know that you are not my type. Thanks anyway.
Dom: Your loss. Im no longer interested. Good luck in finding a disgusting slob on here with no car that lives with his mother! Ha!
9.
Dom: Shallow picky and racist what a catch!
Me: Cockshots, random naked women, and not a single picture of yourself on your . Tsk, tsk, tsk. So what's the excuse? Your "job," insecurity, or just the fact that no girl would talk to you if they saw what you really looked like? :)
10.
Dom: I want to hear you scream .... FUCK MY ASSHOLE HARDER .... When I have you doggie fucking my dick deep and hard and down to the balls on ur hot ass fuck hole
Me: Ok perv.
1. Have you ever successfully talked to a girl before?
2. Is "Hi, I'm ___." too much for you?
3. Rudeness aside, your grammar is such a turn off, my vag is drier than the Atacama Desert.
4. Blocked.
11.
Dom: I'm very sadistic. Were you abused as little girl, slut?
Me:
1. I am a masochist, that doesn't mean I take rudeness.
2. No, I grew up in a very healthy, upper middle-class home, thank you for asking.
3. I have way too much self respect to entertain a guy who has his profile picture set to a faceless man fucking some girl with a CELL PHONE.
4. Thanks for messaging me.
Dom:
1. I am a sadist, both psychologically and physically, so rudeness comes with the territory.
2. You said, in your profile, "I consider myself to be a masochist. I have enjoyed physical and emotional punishment since I was very young", so it was a logical question. Not to mention, I didn't ask if the abuse occurred in the home.
3. If you take what I dish out, then respect is deserved.
4. You're welcome.
Me:
1. You aren't the first sadist I've come across, so don't you dare say that "rudeness" comes with the territory, because you're making yourself look like an ass. ALL the sadists I've met were very polite and accommodating until an agreement was settled.
2. A simple "Hello, my name is ___." is usually considered respectful. Asking if I was ABUSED as a child is a very personal, hostile, and rude question to ask of someone you've never spoken to.
3. That's not how it works, hun. Mutual respect is a given when you meet someone new, or do you deal with all relationships this poorly? I respect those that respect me, and if you're going to call me a slut on the first message from someone who clearly states that they are not a submissive, getting it shoved back in your face shouldn't come as a surprise.
(Enough with the numbers!)
12.
Dom: rules are meant to be broken..................
you are such a yummy cunt.....................
Me: There are these things called "hard limits"............ They are not meant to be broken............ Goodbye.............
13.
Dom: Hey there. I'm Jared. Interested in a fun hung Texas daddy? I'm 6' 2 with a nice thick 8 cock and built . I'm attentive, confident, and naughty. Let me fuck you deep and hard. First, I'd come up behind you and pull your hair back, running my lips from your ear to your neck, down to your shoulders, kissing and biting. I'd tell you how sexy you look and how bad I want to bend you over and fill you up. Then I'd tell you to suck on my fingers the same way you're going to suck on my big thick cock. All the way down your throat. My big strong hands running down your side, I squeeze your gorgeous tits, unbutton your shorts and slide my fingers over your panties. Your clit is swollen and throbbing baby. I take my strong hands and run them up and down over your panties. Are you going to be good and let me make you cum? You nod and my lips run across yours. You taste so sweet. I wonder if your pussy tastes that sweet. I ask you. You tell me to find out, and so I bend you over and slide your shorts and panties off. Im local. Feel free to reply back or give me a call/text...\
Me: -Sigh.- This is just... I can't... Onto the wall of shame you go. -_-
14.
Dom: Call me, yur a geek, lets get this party started.
Me: Lol no thanks. :D
Dom: y u a hoax fake?
Me: o u no it
Dom: I WORK IN LAW ENFORCEMENT AND IM NOT REALLY COMFORTABLE WITH YOUR NEW PICS, ATTITUDE. IM GOING TO BE FORCED TO REPORT AND INVESTIGATE. JUST MAKES ME NERVOUS.
15.
Dom: I like to tie you up or down slap your face, your nipples your ass as I am going back and forth between fucking you really hard and fast then deep. I like inflicting various amounts of pain with in your limits.I really liked your profile and your honesty and thanks for posting your photos. I used to live right there off the 60 and 57 so it caught my eye.
Me: ...Since when does that make for a good "Hello, how's your day going?"
16.
Dom:
| I would never have to do that ...because if i made you so high from all the torment , abuse and deep rapewhore fuckings, you would want to beg me to let you sniff my leather hugo boss slippers , before i leather belt your asssHole with them .. i love your shaved kinky sexxCunt whore head your deviant fucker sinner dayyoos |
Me: *Sigh* You're just trying to get on my wall of shame, aren't you..?
Dom:
if it means ..
tattooing my name around your tight sticky burning asssHole , and leather belting your hot smelling asssCheeks every day ... then I don't care.
Me: ...For fuck's sake! Do yo kiss your mother with that mouth?!
These are only a few of the responses I've received over the weeks. I'll be updating this as they come along!
