impatientqueen

No picture, no response.  And thanks to the supreme lack of maturity of so many men on here, I have a very low tolerance for rudeness or time wasting.  Get on my good side from the very beginning, be courteous and eager to please, and you'll be just fine.  But if I don't know you so well yet, or haven't yet spoken to you, things like sending me messages without pics, sending me erotic pics, or messages like "may I ask you a question?" will piss me off and I will just block you. 

Prove to me you are different from the scum majority on here.

here's a chance to make yourselves useful, pigs

https://www.amazon.com/registry/wishlist/1ZVFNR896OECT/ref=cm_reg_rd-upd?_encoding=UTF8&msgid=updated

"hello, how are you?"

"hi"

"how are you?"

This isn't a bar.  My ad is very specific.  Messages like this get deleted.  I can't believe I have to say this, again, but if you want a response from me, read my fucking profile and write me accordingly.  Anything less is a waste of my time and disrespectful, as it shows you care nothing for what I'm here for.

Also, new rules for IM-ing me, thanks to quite a few guys who have already abused the privilege:  

1. Don't pressure me.  Into anything.  If you message me, be patient.  Even if it says I'm online, I might not be at the computer.  Fucking chill.  Bottom line, if I want to talk to you, then I will.  Might take some time, but I will.  I do NOT respond to being rushed or pressured, except by blocking you.

2.  No passive aggressiveness.  Fucking ever.  That is so beyond pathetic.  For example, you send me a message.  I dont' answer.  So then you say, "Guess you're not there then" or something else equally ridiculous.  Yep. that will guarantee you never hear from me.  And I've gotten a lot worse.  Being a male submissive does not make you less of a man.  Being a passive aggressive little whiner does.

3.  Don't be overly self-deprecating.  It is so not attractive.  A little joking at your own expense is fine, a little modesty is fine.  We all do that.  But to go on and on about your perceived faults and issues and hang ups?  Gross, just gross.  Why the fuck would I want someone like that?  I'm not here to mommy anyone.  If I can't respect you, I dont' want shit to do with you.

4.  Have pictures available in case I ask.  If you don't have any on your profile, you bet your ass, I'm going to ask.  I will not chat for very long without a picture, and certainly not about intimate things.  It's disrespectful to me to think you can chat merrily along while hiding from me.

once again, I'm toadstoolcouch on yahoo.  

You can send me offline messages

Anyone into the kink scene in Sacramento or nearby?  I'm looking for clubs.  If anyone has any experience or tips or recommendations, I'd highly appreciate it.  

don't freak out if I don't reply to your messages immediately, even if I've read it.  Sometimes I need to sleep on my response, or just think about whether I even want to or not.  If I'm interested, I will get back to you, soon enough.  I don't like being pestered about replying.  Trust me, patience is definitely a virtue I value!