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I spent a lot of time changing this today. and the change didn't take. I'm so frustrated...
Let's try this again:
If you're married, I'm not interested. And please, if you lie? I will eventually find out and that will be the end of your involvement in my life. Period. No, I don't mind having married friends, but that's all you'll be, a friend. Someone with whom I talk online.
I'm a one man woman. I tend to talk seriously with one guy at a time and everyone else is a friend until something changes with that one guy. Right now? I'm friends with everyone I'm talking with, as far as I know. I could be wrong, but I can't read minds. I know how I feel about one particular Dom, but he keeps disappearing. That's not a good sign in my world.
I'm a born again Christian, but liberally so. Televangelists make me want to puke, it took a spec ops guy to get me to look at God differently. It changed my life. I'm not preachy, so unless you ask me, I won't talk about how I love how my life has focus because of finding God's will for my life. And yes, I am seeking marriage to another born again Christian. However, being his sub then his slave first is also highly agreeable. Being collared would be an honor.
I will NOT take my clothes off on camera for you. I will NOT go on yahoo for you until I've known you for 2 weeks. Sorry. There are women on this site who will show you various body parts on command. I ain't one of 'em.
Look, I don't care if you're an atheist if you want to be my friend. I don't care if you're black, yellow or purple. Everyone needs friends. I want friends. Please don't hesitate to contact me just because I'm looking for an LTR with another born again Christian. I'm probably one of the most transparent people you'll ever meet
I'm a bit of an over-achiever, but I love to write and talk. I'm not a history buff. I can't debate history or politics. If you need help with chemistry or math, I'm your girl.
And finally, please be in the state of Colorado or be economically blessed enough to be highly mobile. I've really had it with having long distance relationships that remain long distance. They're difficult and painful.
Now if you can tell me the difference between Goethe and Sartre, Monet and Manet, Prokofiev and Bach, Baryshnikov and Adam Cooper? Go for it. Intellectual discourse is a large part of what I do. What does that sentence say to you?
Oh and if you're married? As I said above: Please look elsewhere.
And finally? If you are heavily into corporal punishment on a brand new sub? I don't want to have anything to do with you. Screwing with my head is not part of what I want from a Dom. I want a friendship that builds into something. I don't need to re-live a childhood of physical and mental abuse.
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1. During wax play, sing “Happy Birthday to Me ” and
blow out the candle
2. In the middle of an intense flogging, close your eyes
and snore.
3. Using your best Howard Cosell impression, give a play-by-play
account of what is being done to you.
4. When ordered “Look me in the eyes!” do it cross-eyed.
5. During a public verbal humiliation scene, stick your
fingers in your ears and say, “Nyah, nyah, I can’t hear
you!"
6. Decorate your Top’s leathers with neon polka dots
and stripes.
7. Put a whoopee cushion in your Top’s chair.
8. “Just say, ‘No.’”
9. Use the toybag for dirty laundry. Forget to switch the
contents.
10. Stick an Alka-seltzer in your mouth at the start of a
scene. Work up a good foam, and call out your safe word.
11. Sing while being cropped.
12. Speak a language your Top doesn’t know.
13. Giggle incessantly.
14. Tell your Top you can’t count because your hands are
tied up and you can’t see your fingers.
15. Take messages for your Top by writing them on post-its
and sticking them on your rear.
16. Superglue the nipple clamps shut.
17. Attach “clappers” to all the lights in the dungeon
just before a paddling.
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10 Things Not To Do With Sir's Dick (with thanks to DJfet)
1) Make squelching noises as though I am milking a cows udder instead of wanking him.
2) Shove his flaccid member up my nose and say 'Hey look at the bogie that's coming out of my nose!'
3) Pretend it's a joy stick and I am playing a game of space invaders...complete with explosion noises.
4) Instead of licking and kissing and caressing it shout out 'What a fantastic hot dog' and go charging at it with my teeth bared.
5) Humm the national anthem whilst sucking him off. Regardless of whether or not he likes the vibrations of my musical ministrations he is really not going to see the funny side of it.
6) Ditto humming the theme tune of Indiana Jones. I think it's funny but for some strange reason he is not smiling!
7) Say in a teeny tiny voice 'Is ickle sir coming out to play' and then when he gets his cock out may coy cute noises and exclaim how small and vulnerable it looks. Actually this gets me a punishment, not sure why though.
8) When he tells me to suck him off, give him that look and say 'Who the fuck do you think you are talking to?' This is guaranteed to get me further punishment because I have usually done #7.
9) Whilst licking his cock scrunch my face up and say that this popsicle needs some salt and vinegar. Saying this is kind of ok but he beat my arse black and blue when I actually went and got the condiments and tried to season his dick.
10) Persistently ram his cock in my eye, cheek, forehead, anywhere but my mouth saying that the homing beacon has fucked and he need a replacement dick.
For clarification I can only do "pew pew" noises because I'm crap at explosion noises. Also I tried the Star Wars theme (Darth Vader Death March) this morning. It did not go down well. Sooo I switched to the A Team theme tune...I am thinking I may get punished tonight bwhahahaha!
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why make a commitment and then run away from it?
stuff is placed on a plate by you and its okay, but others put stuff on your plate too and then it becomes overwhelming and the newer less important commitments fall away.
and then people get hurt.
all is vanity.
what is crooked cannot be made straight, and what is lacking cannot be numbered
I perceived that this also is grasping for the wind
For in much wisdom is much grief
And he who increases knowledge increases sorrow.
...a threefold cord is not quickly broken.
Do not be rash with your mouth, And let not your heart utter anything hastily before God.
All that I understand.
But the end of a thing is better than its beginning? That I don't get.
Nothing is new under the sun.
Good Night, Jeffrey. |
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I'm human. I'm not super woman. I can't bear hurting someone. |
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What is it with all these married guys hitting on me. Oh man, I hate that. Like, you're married (and by that I mean separated legally or not) go some place else,. For cry sake, PLEASE?
Yes, I am an old fashioned girl. I'm more like the girls who were in college in 1969 who were NOT hippies.
Divorced? Widowded? Truly single? Great. Otherwise, please, just leave me alone.
Basically, I'm outta da lifestyle. I've had it with the liars. I'm a born again Christian. I've had enough.
Thank you. |
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