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Female Submissive, 34, NashVegas, Tennessee
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Female Dominant, 24
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About HooterSmoocher
There's actually a funny story behind my screen name.
I was part of a 4 man crew, working on a big job in Atlanta a few years ago and we all decided to break for lunch. Well there was this one guy that I worked with who was so funny named Conley. He was a really polite and innocent country boy and the ladies just all loved him. He was sort of a cross between Tim Mcgraw and Larry the Cable Guy.
Well anyway, we were driving around, trying to decide where to eat, when Conley shouts "Stop! That over there looks like a good place!" Now all of us except for Conley had worked in "that" part of town before and we knew better, But he was convinced that this fancy place was where we should eat and there was no talking him out of it. So reluctantly we follow him and sit down. He's greeting everybody in his good ol' country boy style and doesn't notice that all of the other customers are paired off as boy-boy and girl-girl and acting real friendly toward one another, if you know what I mean. We are trying to keep straight faces as the dainty waiter kept fawning all over Conley. And he just can't get over "how friendly they are in this place." The waiter would'nt let his glass get half empty and kept checking on just him. And Conley had no clue what was really going on. That's when our waiter "accidentally" knocked Conley's drink into his lap. He then tried to clean up the mess with his towel. And that's when Conley finally figured out what was happening.
He jumped up and exploded "HEY! I aint no GOOBER SMOOCHER! What the _____ is wrong with you people?" We were all bursting out laughing and knew that we had better get out of there while we still could.
So when I started trying to think of a catchy screen name, I wanter to use the word Smoocher along with a word meaning a breast or nipple that would rhyme. Let's see, "nipple", no, "boober," no luck there either. Hooter Smoocher was all that I could come up with.
I am a long time fan of ANR and lactation. Snd I discovered a little ofer a year that I have an inclination toward the Daddy/little girl type relationship. It was what I have been missing my whole adult life.
"And now", as they say "for something a little bit different." I am a professional "Santa Claus." Every November, I leave my home and go to a mall in another state where I have the greatest fun, (without a nipple in my mouth) that a man can have. I get to sit and visit with between 12,000 and 15,000 kids who have come to meet the big guy from the North Pole. And please believe me when I tell you, there's just no telling what they will tell Santa. Ho ho ho |
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