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| Greetings,
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This profile is likely going to sound offensive or even dominant to some of you. However, this isn't really why I'm writing it as I am. I am trying to be very open and honest with all of you so that things can go smoothly.
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I am a divorced, stay at home mother of two children. What does that mean? It means if someone looks at my kids funny i'll cut off their balls and carry them around as a necklace. They are my life and they will ALWAYS come first. ALWAYS.
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I have MS (Multiple Sclerosis). ?That means I am in a good deal of pain constantly. I have my good days and my bad days but over all I am in pain, and there are days I can barely stand and do my normal life things. It's a sad fact about me.
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I am Bi-polar. I have my ups and downs though I am on medicine. It is managed for the most part, but it can cause problems.
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As far as this site, I want friends and an honest relationship. If you can't accept what's wrong with me then why would I go have sex with you? It's just not how I work. If you want my respect, I will give it to you, if you want to be my Sir or Master, we need a real relationship for that. My submission comes from trust and understanding. I don't give it away like a door mat. I'm sorry if you don't agree with me. Don't try and argue this out with me. I will likely not listen if we aren't friends.
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Life lesson: as given by my aunt.
"Sweetie a man will forgive how dumb you are, how fat, and even how poor if you can suck his brain out his dick." |
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Warning: I have seen a dick before. Just because yours might be "unique", "different", or "extra large" doesnt mean i need a picture. It's not like I'm gonna shove my phone up my pussy. So, how about we just play nice and get to know each other. And I promise, if you send me a dick picture I will send you a couple pictures of other mans dicks. Dicks don't turn me on to look at. I need context, touch, and passion.
This message also goes for pussy pictures..
And another expansion.. If your main image is your cock or your pussy. That counts as my "you get a picture of something to!" I may be a sub kids, but I only give my gift of submission to one person at a time and they best be my Master to get it. Im not here to just get fucked. Treat us with a little respect huh? |
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If only closed minds came with closed mouths.. |
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Every time I fold laundry I think about becoming a nudist. Then I remember what I think I look like when I'm naked, and I go back to folding more laundry. |
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I am so glad I have boobs. The last thing I need is someone trying to make eye contact with me. |
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