Equal relationships don't work. I'd like to try one where I'm the boss.
I don't want to hurt you or lock you in a closet, but I think it's great that you want to obey me.
I want you to be happy too, and would consider any training methods if I thought you'd respond well to them. My guess is that you'll behave well most of the time and usually misbehave only when you want to play.
I'm a well-educated author and am pretty good at reading between the lines. I'm sure I'll learn to read you well, too.
If you have specific ideas of how you'd like our relationship to work, let me know. I'm flexible. I wouldn't consider that topping from the bottom. You give suggestions. I give orders.
That sure sounds good to me. I think I've been looking in the wrong places for relationships until now.
I'm not interested in behaviors that could expose us to diseases. I don't want more than one sub. I won't allow you have other sexual contacts.
I'd like you to live in San Diego so we can get to know each other slowly. I know a lot about nature, and enjoy afternoon walks in natural areas. I hope you do to.
Age and weight are not important as long as you're younger and lighter than me. Creativity, intelligence, and playfulness are plusses - and obedience. (Is this for real? I'm going to like this!)
I love a clean house and simple home-cooked meals. I'm looking forward to training you to do those jobs.
It won't be all work. I can show my appreciation by letting you deep-throat me while suspended from the ceiling fan on high speed if that excites you.
Let's swap pictures by e-mail. You'll be pleased with mine. I just don't want to post it.