I really can't believe that I need to put this here, but after like 40-something emails about this 'fetish' it needs to be said: K9 is NOT PUPPY PLAY! K9 means you fuck dogs. PUPPY PLAY means you like acting like a puppy aka PET PLAY it is NOT BEASTIALITY.
You are fooling NO ONE when you write to me about K9. All of the people on here have the internet, we are ALL aware of the difference. You aren't being clever, nor subtle, nor cheeky. Just non-consensually gross and morally reprehensible. STOP IT.
FYI, I am NOT into either of those fetishes. No, just no.
If you refer to another human being as 'it' in your profile, don't message me. If you DEMAND honorifics upon first contact with someone you have no agreed upon power dynamic, don't message me.
I'm not your 'it', and you don't 'own' me upon saying 'hello'.
For those guys who cannot read, maybe this song will help:
