Hi, everyone! I'm sorry I've been away for so long. I just moved up to Jackson and am now going to school up here too, as well as working full-time, so getting on collarme is reeeally difficult, especially since my roommate and I share a computer. So! I have to be super stealthy about it!

...which is why, if you contact me and I'm interested, I'll usually ask you to IM me. I use meebo and I have a yahoo, aim, and hotmail account that I'll only give out if we hit it off or if i see potential.

As misleading as my screen name is, I'm not terribly interested in a gorean lifestyle relationship right now. It would be extremely impractical for me, given my accommodations, and honestly, I just haven't had my heart in it lately.

However, some things are still the same.

I've never had a BDSM experience, so I'm looking for someone to chat with, have a friendship with, and hopefully- maybe- eventually meet with in real life and have a session.

I'm interested in men only, up to about 30 or so, who are employed or full-time students and who are career-oriented, mature, responsible (emotionally, financially, socially, etc.). I'm not looking for a sugar daddy, but it does take a certain man to turn me on.

I'm also a sucker for hipsters. (I know, it's awful, isn't it?)

My top interests are name-calling, face-slapping, spanking, doggy style, etc. I do want sex, but I'm VERY leery of potential Doms whom I suspect are only on the site to get sex.

If we do set up a session, I expect you to make the arrangements, because I'm a traditionalist when it comes to things of that nature.

Sooo, I hope that clears up any misconceptions that users have been experiencing on my page.

Anyway, wish me luck on this new job! I hope you're still interested and willing to adjust to my criteria, if you really, really are interested in me. And message me!

Until then!

Love,

Abby

Hi, Hi, Hi! I'm back from vacation for good this time! Haha. So hit me up if you want to talk. :D

Hi again, everyone! I'm sorry I haven't replied to everyone's messages yet! I'm still vacationing, it's taking a little longer than I expected, but I will be home either tonight or tomorrow, and I'll make sure that you'll get your reply... unless you're one of the people I glanced over and saw a nasty message, in which case, you don't get a reply. :)

But to update: I'm having a fantastic time, a little sunburn but not too much, thankfully. My family and I are having an awesome, awesome time, so I don't want to leave yet! Ahaha

So, again, I'll get back to you guys! Have fun!

Love,

Abby

Hi! It's Abby! Sorry I couldn't personalize this message, but I'm going to be offline for about a week, I think. Something really urgent came up, but I'll try to make it as quick as possible. Hope all's well! Ta-ta!

Love,

Abby