Arrogant bitch, former Playmate of the Month, seeks generous male playthings to treat with withering contempt. Do NOT send me photos of your penis. Be very clear that the generous will be encouraged — indeed, compelled — to cut in line, if you will, and what you will is hardly relevant, as it's ALL about me.
I take particular pleasure in humiliating those sad little creatures who foolishly imagine themselves alluringly feminine when they put on particular attire. Moreover, I like a boy who doesn't seem to drag his knuckles on the ground when he walks, and can spell and punctuate at...how demanding shall I be here?...oh, let's say a ninth grade level.
Do note that I find anal play immensely distasteful. If this is something you can't live without, do live with someone else.
I don't expect to be kept waiting, little man. Is anyone out there? (yawn)
