GoddessEden1

Karma is a mother$@%! isn't it.  *sips coffee*

Best message thus far:

I am sure you do know why these guys write you with such silly messages.  They are merely wanting to start a dialog with you.  We can all agree you are very beautiful.  We can also agree you hear this all the time.  So it just appears to you that these guys are stupid and actually many men, like myself, have trouble trying to begin a dialog.

I admit those replies you posted sounded like they are idiots and its hard to imagine wanting to respond but you have had this happen your whole life. Many men simply trip over their own words when they are near a lovely woman. Its just how we are.  Please forgive us all for that shortcoming.

 I do wish you all the best.  You are articulate and that is also making us men trip over our words.

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Thank you c,

I do realize and understand this. I also know that there are many dommes who don't mind silly messages so I keep all these things in mind.  The best way to start a dialog with someone is to talk about the person's favorite subject

Themselves.

Hopefully that will help some boys on this and other sites.

Another awesome message:

Hi Beautiful,  I was admiring your photo.  I wish we lived closer together.  I would love to have a young black mistress on the side.  $$$$, Tyler

Hi $$$$ Tyler

I'm guessing you're some kinda sugar daddy tycoon type, with all those dollar signs in front of your name.

In fact with all those dollars I'm certain you have no problem finding a young black mistress on the side, unless your personality is pure dreck.

Anyway, I do not wish we lived closer and wanted you to know. *smiles*

Nice underpants.

GE

A boy wrote to let me know that I'm extremely attractive and was writing because he had time to kill in Philly to get into trouble.

....

I hear North Philly is a great spot for unwarranted trouble. Please by all means do take a drive through one of the neighborhoods, I'm certain you'll find what you're looking for.

Surely he wasn't thinking I'd meet up with a complete stranger to "get into trouble" with whom I've had little to no dialog.  

That would be absurd and only an assbunny would think something like that.

*smiles*

Someone asks:  Do you recommend fetish dating sites like this for finding people?

Whooboy... I'll answer that on my blog honey. 

Staytuned.

How do you respond to a message from someone named assjuice without rolling on the floor and dying of laughter.

How?

Exactly.

Boys listen up

I am not doing pro sessions. Deepest apologies for those that say they missed the opportunity, I'm sure you're devastated. 

-_-

And yes I have a CM profile but that doesn't mean I'm pursuing anything.

If you write and have something interesting to talk about then I'll respond.

-Management

We'll be remembered more for what we destroy than what we create.