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If you are reading this I just lost hide and seek :(
I'm a crazy pink haired bundle of energy, randomness and fun. You are a person who wants to scoop me up into your arms and gobble me like a kinder egg. Only I'm the toy that keeps on giving. Head. For those confused I am a dyke but everyone knows there are no girls on the internet so I'm going to assume any girl who messages me has a willy. A tiny, barely erect willy. But that's ok becos I don't mind if you are a boy, girl, transvestite or rainbow warrior, labels are for wankers. I'm just looking for someone fun loving, imaginative, exciting and always up for a laugh for sexual fun and games. ANYONE may apply. Just remember to attach your CV and a passport sized piccy.
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