How to make an S&M profile intro: That was not covered in the TAAS test. Not at all, I remember. We could try it woody allen style,
in which I hunch my shoulders, move imaginary glases up on my nose and fidget as I tell a joke. " A rabbi, a rabbit, a priest and a t-rex visit a couples therapist..."
I'm a 24 year old male who sometimes uses the word dude as a pronoun. It happens, i don't apologize for anything either. I'm a six-foot tall, broad shouldered guy, definitely more jack ryan than jack black, but garrulous and aggressive in keeping with my profession. I'm the biggest, sweetest, most non-egocentric alpha male you will ever meet, my life is dedicated to others. I grew up in a small town working cows, I've driven my tractor to school, and I still am a caretaker for a ranch, I have a view completely askew on how a man should be. In past naughty relationships I've always reconciled the romantic idea of chivalry with the anne rice sleeping beauty ideal of love. Domination does not equal mysogyny, but it's a damn close second. That's a joke, should have opened with that one. I've always heard my own rhythm, which is why i'm a drummer(southern rock/texas country, think Black Crowes meet reckless kelly), I didn't like the beat that the different drummer was playing. That's also why I don't watch reality tv. I do things my own way. Nobody tells me what to do, not even me. Anyway, I'm looking for someone as wild and and grounded as I am, intelligent and sweet with a good attitude. Hard-work is a virtue I have and admire. It is said that Idle hands are the devils workshop- I don't have a lazy bone in my body and I'm still pretty f***ed up. I'm drug and disease free, I'd appreciate it if you are too, but I'm a musician (due to occupation i do not partake in any recreational activities like that) so I'm willing to let somethings slide, but you will be in trouble for it. I didn't post a pic on here on purpose, one will be included in a message. thanks for the time and I hope you have a wonderful day, or night, depending on when you're reading this.