glorrindaddy

Why doesn't CM.com display the number of admirers you have on your page?

Advice for CollarMe Kinksters: Guys, if someone doesn't respond to your email, it means that they are not interested. Maybe you offended them. Maybe you bored them. Maybe you just sounded like an idiot. For whatever reason, if you don't get an answer within a day of them opening the message, you're not going to get an answer.

Here are some things that just make you look stupid at that point:

1) Resending the same message over and over again. If I was not fascinated and impressed by your 4-page complete sexual history last week, I will be LESS fascinated and impressed when you send it again this week.

2) Rephrasing your message. I don't care about the order of the words, or which synonyms you use. I didn't want what you were selling me last week. I still don't want it this week.

3) Asking to chat. I don't even chat with people I'm interested in. Why would I chat with someone whose email I can't be bothered to answer?

4) Asking to come over and play. What? Are you a moron? I don't even want to talk to you, let alone look at you, let alone touch you, let alone welcome you into my space.

Kinksters, accept that different people are searching for different things. You may think I'm your dream girl, but if I'm not interested in you, I can't possibly be your dream girl. Presumably, your dream girl is interested in you.

Create a full profile, write interesting messages, and work on making real connections. Don't fixate on my sexy, sexy pictures, decide that I am perfect for you without even bothering to look at my profile to see what I'm looking for, and then inundate me with incessant, unrequited communication.

You get one chance to make a first impression. If you blow it, potentially there's nothing wrong with trying again, using a totally different approach. But doing the same thing, over and over, and expecting different results? I've said this in the past: who wants a stupid slave? Not me.

I published a sexy book! You can buy it at Amazon! http://www.amazon.com/Secret-Stories-Suites-Adulteress-ebook/dp/B0075I9BNC/ref=sr_1_1?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1328403048&sr=1-1

Awesome private fetish ball at Fluxx last week! Looking forward to the big event in Phoenix. We've got VIP passes. And then a TFN party the week after that. So many kinky events, so little time. And so far, no slaves to join us in the scene. I'm starting to think that CM is nothing but poseurs and liars and people who can talk a good game on the Internet but piss themselves when it comes to actually putting their dick where their mouth is (so to speak...obviously, THAT'S a special talent).

What's the deal, kinksters? I'm a real person. I'm really looking for a real slave. I'm hot, and my requirements are pretty broad. My guess is, if you're real and you're actually into the scene, I would have met you already. Ask yourself if you're really a slave, or if you just like to fantasize about being a slave but would have an aneurism if you actually had to leave your house and submit.

SERIOUSLY, READ THE FUCKING PROFILE!

I don't cyber, I'm not going to dominate you over the Internet, and I'm not here to cater to your pathetic whims via email. If you want to serve me, you need to BE HERE to SERVE ME. It's not that complicated. Or maybe it is. In which case, give up, because one thing I really don't want is a STUPID slave.

I could really kick someone's ass right now.

Reading slave requests is...interesting. I had heard that getting on CM as a dom meant receiving a bunch of "I beg your collar right now," emails from strangers. It's not as bad as all that. I wonder why slaves don't bother to read your profile first, though. It's clearly written that potential slaves must be able to travel to our house in Arizona. We're looking for a house slave! Why would you ask if we're visiting New York? Seriously. ARIZONA. ARIZONA. We are looking for a HOUSE SLAVE IN ARIZONA.

Actually, Daddy might enjoy chatting with random slaves around the world, but it's mostly me here, and I'm only interested in what slaves can do for me. Indulging their fantasies online does not get my feet rubbed or my bathroom cleaned. Be a good slave and read the fucking profile.

Here we are!

I've been involved in lifestyle kink for my whole life, since I was 15! Daddy's been getting into it for about 4 years. We've talked about having slaves on and off, but we're ready to do it now.

Ideally, we'd like 1 boy and 1 girl.

Daddy says if he had 1 boy and 1 girl slave he'd make them have sex with each other. If the boy came, he would get a punishment. If he DIDN'T come, the GIRL would get the punishment. Daddy is sort of diabolical. 

Gotten a couple responses so far. Talk to me!

~Glorri