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I've traveled half the country for the hell of it, I've done my fair share of stupid things when I was a teenager, I've never had a problem saying what was on my mind to anyone and I'm confident enough to walk around malls and stores in my pajamas with a messy hair do.
I'm not sure exactly what I'm here for but I'll know when I find it. Hopefully it's something real.
When I'm not partying or out on the town, I love watching Family Guy and Tosh.0. If your favorite food is Italian, then bonus points! I could eat Pizza all day... I should probably check into a Pizza rehab facility. I just hope they serve pizza there.
Wrestling grizzly bears, fighting small town crime, making money from the internet and building real livable houses out of legos for a living is what I do on a day to day basis.
P.S. One of those is actually true. Which one is it?
Being charming is one of my top three qualities. What are the other two? You tell me.
I am looking for a good time and a few laughs. I'm not holding my breath, but I am looking for interesting conversation with someone that will not have to be quoted later on in a courtroom. Bonus points if you just finished dating every guy in town but now want to take it slow with me. For our first date we should head over to Target. You wouldn't have to get all dressed
up and stuff, I could find out what your favorite color is and you could find out if I blush when we walk through the lingerie section
Disclaimer
This person is playful, fun, laid back and charismatic. collarsme.com is not responsible or liable having a great time with this individual. Nor will you be charged for smiles, laughs, or general merriment as a result of interaction with this individual. If you are reading this and for some reason do not like to have a good time, are a drama queen, a spammer, or batsh*t crazy, please go about your day, forget you saw this profile and enjoy life.
My Fetishes
Drowning, play drowning, play rape, suffocation, asphyxiation, pillow smothering, hand smother, wrestling, forced sex and many more. You'll really have to ask me about fetishes because I have a ton of them.
HARD LIMITS
No scat, nothing goes in my ass and no ass play what so ever
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