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DUE TO CHANGES IN THIS PROFILE, PLEASE READ THE DAMN THING IN IT'S ENTIRETY AS WELL AS THE JOURNALS. THAT SIMPLE ACTION WILL RESULT IN A LOT LESS HEADACHE. THANK YOU.
Hi. I guess I should say a lil bit about me here, but I really and I mean REALLY hate filling these things out. I'd much prefer to be asked questions that I can answer as compared to trying to second guess what a person may want to know. Anyways, I suppose I should begin by saying I am a soon to be 37 year old Dominant male. What I am wanting to possibly find here is a FEMALE, playmate for my sub and I. NOT A TRANSGENDER, NOT A GAY MALE, NOT A BI-MALE, WE HAVE NO INTEREST IN MALE SUBS/SLAVES OUTSIDE OF FRIENDS ONLY. We seek a NATURAL BORN female. Honesty and chemistry are both must haves. If there's not any attraction, communication, or honesty, how can be there any type of relationship? Anyways, if anybody has questions, please feel free to ask away and I will respond as soon as possible.
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Cross the North Korean border illegally you get 12 years hard labor.
If you cross the Iranian border illegally you are detained indefinitely.
If you cross the Afghan border illegally, you get shot.
If you cross the Saudi Arabian border illegally you will be jailed.
If you cross the Chinese border illegally you may never be heard from again.
If you cross the Venezuelan border illegally you will be branded a spy and your fate will be sealed.
If you cross the Mexican border illegally you will be jailed for two years.
If you cross the Cuban border illegally you will be thrown into political prison to rot.
If you cross the United States border illegally you get:
1 - A job
2 - A driver's license
3 - A Social Security card
4 - Welfare
5 - Food stamps
6 - Credit cards
7 - Subsidized rent or a loan to buy a house
8 - Free education
9 - Free health care
10 - A lobbyist in Washington
11 - Billions of dollars in public documents printed in your language
12 - Millions of servicemen and women who are willing to – and do – die for your right to the ways and means of our constitution
13 - And the right to carry the flag of your country - the one you walked out on – while you call America racist and protest that you don't get enough respect.
IF YOU AGREE, COPY AND RE-POST THIS! |
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YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF...
1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.
2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.
3. You have more wives than teeth.
4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon "unclean."
5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.
7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.
8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.
10. You've always had a crush on your neighbor's goat. |
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The New Priest
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could
hardly speak.
After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done.
The monsignor replied, 'When I am worried about getting
nervous On the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass.
If I start to get nervous, I take a sip.'
So next Sunday he took the monsignor's advice.
At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a
drink. He proceeded to talk up a storm.
Upon his return to his office after the mass, he found the
following note on the door:
1) Sip the vodka, don't gulp.
2) There are 10 commandments, not 12.
3) There are 12 disciples, not 10.
4) Jesus was consecrated, not constipated.
5) Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ass.
6) We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C.
7) The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to
as Daddy, Junior and the spooky.
8) David slew Goliath, he did not kick the sh*t out of
him.
9) When David was hit by a rock and was knocked off his
donkey, don't say he was stoned off his ass.
10)We do Not refer to the cross as the 'Big T.'
11)W hen Jesus broke the bread at the last supper he said,
'take this and eat it for it is my body.' He did not say
' Eat me'
12)The Virgin Mary is not called ' Mary with the
Cherry'.
13)The recommended grace before a meal is not:
Rub-A-Dub-Dub thanks
for the grub, Yeah
God. |
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Wouldn't it just figure? I messaged a female sub, she messaged back with her YIM name. I proceeded to rspond to her on YIM. Her first response was "do I know you?" I reminded her she had just given me her YIM name not 60 seconds before and gave her my CM name. Her next post was wanting pics, to which I replied, it's on my CM profile. I asked her for pics and never got a single message again. Since the CM police won't let me post her CM name or her YIM name here, if anybody is curious as to her identity, email me here and I'm more than happy to share both of her names. |
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Goddamn punk kids. A 14yo punk kid picked up a chunk of asphalt and threw it through the rear window of our car. He lied about doing it but finally admitted to the cops he had done it. Justwaiting to get some estimates on getting it fixed so his mom can pay for it. What the Hell happened to kids these days? |
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R.I.P. Ronnie James Dio
A metal legend has passed but his musical legacy will forever be immortal. |
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Just a short two weeks ago, I made a jounal entry regarding male subs/slaves. As I have said previously, we have nothing against male subs/slaves. However, it's just not our cup of tea. We have NO interest in them whatsoever outside of friends only. We will NOT scene with them, NOT own or collar them in any way. Our interest is NOT with a male sub/slave. We are looking for female subs/slaves, NOT male. I'm sure I sound pretty much like an asshole for ranting, and I apologize for doing so. It's just a plan & simple fact that I'm tired of receiving messages from male subs/slaves who don't bother to read a profile or journal. |
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I'm not one to really keep journal entries but I decided I just had to do one today. I received an email from a gay male slave. While I have nothing against homosexuals, it's not my personal cup of tea. He was basically offering himself to me, and elyssa. My whole thing is why did he email me? Nowhere do I indicate we are seeking a male sub/slave. I now know exactly how the subs feel when they get emails from people who haven't bothered to read their profile. It's there for a reason people. Learn to read. |
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Hard to believe, but it was seven years ago today that I was blessed with my son. He finally turned seven today. Happy Birthday sport. He wanted an all day Godzilla movie marathon, and he's gonna get it. :) |
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This is a proven, sure fire 20 step method to a Thanksgiving you'll never live down.
HOW TO COOK A TURKEY Step 1: Go buy a turkey
Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey, scotch, or JD.
Step 3: Put turkey in the oven.
Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey
Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens
Step 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink
Step 7: Turn oven the on
Step 8: Take 4 w...hisks of drinky
Step 9: Turk the bastey
Step 10: Whiskey another bottle of get.
Step 11: Stick a turkey in the thermometer
Step 12: Glass yourself a pour of whiskey
Step 13: Bake the whiskey for 4 hours
Step 14: Take the oven out of the turkey
Step 15: Take the oven out of the turkey
Step 16: Floor the turkey up off the pick
Step 17: Turk the carvey
Step 18: Get yourself another scottle of botch.
Step 19 Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
Step 20: Bless the saying, pass and eat out.
Enjoy and Happy Thanksgiving to one and all! |
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R.I.P. Jinxie, beloved pet cat. 07NOV2009
Today my family lost a beloved pet. Our feline daughter, Jinxie. She was suffering from liver cancer which was untreatable. My wife and I made a very painful decision and we made it from love and compassion. We were at Jinxie's side as she slipped from this world. Jinxie was surrounded by her human parents and her human brother and sister. She was told by my six year old son that it was okay to let go, it was okay to go and be healthy and strong again. He took it very hard, as we all did. I had asked a question in the CM forums regarding death and younger children. Everybodys answer was much appreciated, but we ended up letting the kids decide. Both kids wanted to be with their kitty till the very end. My son asked me to tell everyone here to hug and love their animals everyday. He said animals need love and we as parents (human type) need to give it to them. |
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I have NO idea why, but as of late, I have received numerous emails from people on the other side of the planet. These emails are from both men and women. I don't know where the guys got it in their heads to message me, but it wasn't worth the effort. People please.....if you live on the other side of the world and want more than friendship, save yourself the effort and don't message me. |
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