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I got called a "vanilla mother fucker" by a chick who calls a dude "sir" and who has been in this new BDSM "online affair" for 4 days.
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I'm a sub who loves to please the right dude... but put a collar on me and ill kick you in the nuts. |
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Your spelling is atrocious. |
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I hate when people say "that said" .... seems like all the dudes here say it and think it looks smart... it doesnt. |
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i want a baby with a rich dude
that would be cool |
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found me a dot-indian sugar daddy... he wants to clean my house to lol |
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uuugh it wasnt real, hes so dumped now |
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hot date was AWESOME...makes me never want meaningless sex again. I hadnt made love in years and years and ooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh it was so much better than anything Ive ever done casually. I think for sure I'm sticking with this one for a long time :) Hes spending the weekend here. He is as smitten as I am. Doesnt hurt that hes a hot ass blue eyed mexican with a huge weiner and its PIERCED and ive never seen that before... but either way .... im in serious lust right now and mi amore is too. Could become lovevery quickly. |
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Hot date tonight, another scorpio, he says he thinks women are great decision makers but the man needs to have veto power, that he will be the CEO and his lady will be the Manager. I think I like that. Plus hes a mexican with blue eyes and perfect spelling and grammar. And we both love chai tea. |
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i know ive said this before, i bears repeating... when you say youre "european" i instantly think russian and gross out a little bit, maybe even puke in my throat a little and swallow it back down... you know those mini pukes...
"european" really isnt anything at all... I know an Italian will say hes Italian, and a German will say German, and a Brit will say British... ... and so on... the only dudes who say "Im European" are usually russian and gross...
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so im not afraid, in fact i get very excited, to report nasty profile pics... if your main pic is your penis or asshole i get excited (not sexually) and report your nasty despicable ass... you're disgusting dude.... |
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i emailed the ugly guy who stood me up today
the one who made me cry
he ignored my phone call and texts
so i emailed him and told him its no big deal that he decided against meeting me but that it was chicken shit for him to just ignore me and not say anything and i told him it hurt my feelings and that maybe he should save the next girl some grief by being a man and telling her if he decides against meeting her
this from the typical overweight guy who "finishes last" who complains that girls never give him a chance and WAH WAH WAH...
i gave him a chance, i talked to him all hours of the night and really ended up liking him... even though hes HUGE and UGLY
welp... duh fobunny... even the "nice guys" are ass holes...
i had sushi by myself and cried a little because for ONCE i fooled myself into thinking some guys actually might want to get to know me and not just fuck me....
FUCK men... you wonder why im a slut and only want physical relationships... this is why...
FUCK |
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I have a hooker fantasy. Thats all. |
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could be a WOW convention in a cheetos factory.... |
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CM is like vising an old folks home on "free viagra day"
fuckin white people..... |
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I think of a dark, musty smelling place like a tent or a truck with a camper, somewhere with limited space. Crisp cold air.
This is when i take my panties off and close my eyes.
I imagine I'm fully nude, on top of a sleeping bag or two. Exposed and waiting.
Lick my fingers.
Someone is outside, a man, waiting, smoking. Restless. Then another man approaches and only a few words are exchanged. I smell the smoke.
Im getting wet.
The door opens and i see a dark suit, a tie, A nice watch. Hairy strong hands. No face.
Rubbing harder.
He gets inside and doesnt speak. Takes off his belt, I can hear it but its almost too dark to see.
My legs are straight and stretched now.
He pulls out his dick, and I can hear the change in his pocket, his tie dangles over my legs. He does not remove his pants at all, I can see the white of his boxers around his dick.
Have to concentrate now.
He fucks me, careful not to touch me at all with his hands or body. The smoke outside stopped. All I can hear is his clothes moving and the fabric under me chaffing.
I'm close, close my eyes harder.
I try to see his face and its too dark, hes moving faster, I never saw it but I can feel that its big. He grunts a little. He smells good, like expensive colone. Clean.
Im beginning to tingle all over, chest is heavy.
He cums, without a care in the world inside me. Almost falls onto me, but remembers not to touch me. Im a play thing.
I cum.
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DANG
I DO WHAT I WANT
since when is there a RULE book for what Im allowed to like or dislike?
this site is full of dudes who want chicks to fuck their dogs but i get trolled because i wont say master or because i like to be dominant sometimes?
fucking weirdos
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dumped the mexican and have me a younger subbie boy now... im gonna dump him too... i think he told me he loved me (my bad for choking him out) |
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day 6 of the sex famine
i forgot what it feels like now
im no good at this... 10 days to go i think
i might die |
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mmm i love my mexican
so yummy
deprived for 3 weeks :(
april 27th cant come soon enough |
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craving mexican
he has a huge dick |
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so some retard asks me to pee on his face in his email to me tonight, so I give him my standard reply to such a question "eat a dick faggot" so he gets all butthurt and says he posted me on ALT on some std thingy ... i dont give a shit ... he can still EAT A DICK FAGGOT
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now that's domination....have a good one
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funnyslut2 on 2/28/12 at 1:52 AM: |
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Lady,
I swear by all flowers
The best gesture of my brain
Is less than your eyelids' flutter
Which says we are for each other...
ee cummings
Intersting profile you have...enticing too.
Care to explore?
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I dont want to see pictures of other girls you fucked. |
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i think id like you if you didnt take yourself so damn seriously |
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im grieving so horribly bad right now, ive never dealt with a death like this. i cant stop crying, i know everthing will be ok but i just cant stop my sadness |
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You know whats gross? Guys who say they are 41 when they are obviously 49 or 51 or something grosser. |
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i really dont care if i come across mean sometimes, i think all people need to be humbled here and there.. especially retarded ass dudes who go for girls they have no chance with in a million years |
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i liked him, hes real smart!... we still hang a few times a week :).... better a friend than nothin! Last bf was a black ex con gangster reformed into a wealthy legit business owner. The one before was an overweight bi-polar pot grower who slept 72 hours at a time.
Theres something about bad boys... I dunno.
Writing a book "How to date a drug dealer"
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you shouldnt use retarded halloween pics for your main profile pic, you look retarded |
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I am not here to help you jerk off. |
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i got "friendzoned" by a hippie |
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guessing by your pics and profile you are a virgin.... |
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goodnight CM... i hate you but I'm hooked on you .. be good to eachother! even neckbeards deserve love <3
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CHOPS are gross, im disgusted... like barfing almost |
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FUCK YOU SIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! really... fuck you |
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I think I want more kids. This psychic says im going to have 3 more. She said one is soon. I want the creole mans kids but hes not quite available and sorta likes to fuck with my head a little more than I like.
Ill just pretend im breeding I guess. Ill start on that tomorrow lol |
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haha this dude probably sent money to some hairy dude in nigeris.. he says "I had to delete my last profile that I had since this site was first established because of stalkers."
no one is stalking you man, they found a sucker and shared your profile with their friends |
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So this dude says
"You mention that leading with your dick is gross and you don't want to discuss kinks yet you joined a kink site. Plus, it is part of getting to know whether you are compatible in the persons kinks to determine whether you are a suitable match." |
Well duh... we know already that we are more compatible in bed if we meet here... that's a given. Its not like I can go on OkCupid and find a freak like me just by browsing around. With those guys its a crap shoot for sure.
This doesnt mean SHIT to me...
Be a fucking gentleman and treat me like a lady. You know why we are here already. Find out if the rest of me is compatible first... then if we click we move forward. We also know that sex with any two people will be unique to them. Just because you enjoy something with one person doesnt mean you are bound to it for all people. Duh.
Ive had wonderful vanilla lovers and wonderful sadistic ones and I like all sorts of stuff in between and Ill find a new groove with someone in the future and it wont be like anyone else BECAUSE we all find our own little comforts with eachother.
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i am not a hooker... i dont fuck anything that walks either... in fact i dont talk dirty, i dont "explore fantasies" with strangers I dont cyber and I like to be treated like a woman first, a human. Opening with I have been a dom for xx years, or I am a sadist... gross man... seriously. Leading with your dick is nasty |
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Welp, im def a slave for him, sub for others, NOT gay (she was pretty but there was no peen at the end of that rainbow) and a master at getting what (who) I want.
Goddam him for melting me into goo.
Hes crafty. Told me he loves me then vanished. After vanishing a month ago. The whole bar saw him come in and all watched to see my reaction.Marked my neck all up right there and smacked me around a little and i was so turned on (AT WORK!!) and FUCK HIM... he needs to go away or take me away and stop this. This was aweful.
Id have his babbies. All 84 of em. |
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hehe... how many profiles am I gonna read where the dude has to define a "real dom" and bash all of the other dudes here for being lame?
as far as I can tell there arent any real rules because for each dude there is a chick who can love him
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Im 31 now... not 29. CM should update that! |
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Baby I love you, but im married and cant see you anymore, its not fair to you or her... Im so sorry.
I know, its ok. See ya.
WHAT? ITS LIKE THAT? HOW DID YOU KNOW?
Im not stupid.
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he bit me all over and spanked my ass purple... then told me during my hour long bj "youre dangerous baby" ... :D damn right i am |
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I have a new boyfriend... pretty sure he's very controlling and just holding back on me.. I wish he'd let go and just MAKE ME DO SHIT lol :P He likes to bite me :) |
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a man in a skirt is NOT CUTE!!! |
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poating pics of your bed and your toys is gross... show your face you retards |
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favorite response to douchebaggery on CM .. EAT SHIT FAGGOT |
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If you have a REALLY bad tattoo... why do you take a close up pic and put it on your profile? Seriously, does that turn chicks on? |
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"In the lifestyle since i was 16" ... is that when you first jerked off? ... oh wait. it must be the first time you watched porn. STFU retard |
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FUCK YOU I HATE YOU ALL... im a troll in the worst way for men. a fucking troll... if your first message to me is about sex then FUCK OFFFFFF go away, Im a person, with feelings, and sex comes AFTER an emotional bond with a man. FUCK YOU ALL... seriously, minds come first you fuck tards, eat shit and die. |
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Favorite CL post of the day:
I hate people who fucking repeat shit < -
> 09/28 21:14:42
that they've said before.
One guy I know said again today at lunch "We're very private"
Oooh, like you've got some allure, you're such a fucking mystery with your secret life that we're all just dying to know about, but you won't let it slip. Fuck you. More like you're a boring cunt and so is your fat fucking wife and your only secret is that she takes you from behind with a big black dildo because it's plain and obvious that you should have been gay, but decided to marry a whale. (Not homophobic fyi, just observing)
We're so exclusive and private.
Not me. I tell shit how it is.
http://sacramento.craigslist.org/forums/?ID=198050627
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If you are old enough to be my dad, PLEASE dont contact me. Ill throw up in my mouth and I hate doing that. |
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Why do you think putting a picture of your FUCKING PENIS on your profile is beneficial to your search? You're a man... yes you have a dick. We know this. All penises look the same... they arent cute or sexy or hot... and you havent trimmed in 100 years so theyre even nastier in pics.
Its fucking gross and NOT classy and not attractive to women at all... those things are personal and private.
Take it off your fucking profile you douche bags... really. I threw up in my mouth. |
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Would you swim accross shark infested waters to bring me a lemonade? Id do it for you! |
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ish some of you could read these emails I get.. *SNORT* like you have a chance in hell dude... Omg |
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OMG!!!! STOP THE CHAT REQUESTS!!!! Im not going to accept them you doofus. |
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Want to get treated like a whore? Go to planned parenthood! hhaa.. came home with 100 condoms and 2 plan Bs because I have SEVEN days until my birth control kicks in. I said I didnt need them, I wasnt going to hump anyone for 7 days. Doc says, "You never know when your prince may cum!" ... omg... i felt like a hooker. Offered her a half n half for $50 but she didnt laugh, then asked me for a donation. I gave her 100 roses. |
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Why do guys say they are "European" ? Thats fuckin weird to me.. like are you Irish? oh wait maybe Hungarian? OH OH I KNOW! Italian?
Its means your fucking Russian and refuse to admit it. RUSSIA IS IN ASIA MOTHER FUCKER>
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If you're looking for a gal to show your wiener to, or cyber with or talk about sex with move on. I have a brain worth exploring first. jus sayin |
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Your pics are lame, your tattoos are gay and you arent tough. WOW skillz are not tough. Go build a barn, get the tat covered up then come back and post a pic of you smiling like a regular dude. |
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I hate anime.... just so you fuckers know... i fucking hate anime... its fucking gay and retarded and lame and get a fucking life |
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sub with 30+ years of experience... fuck you and your resumes your dumb fucks seriously... have you ever had 2 relationships that were anywhere close to the same as eachother? This isnt a fucking job application... i am not impressed by your past sexual experiences. You are all douche bags ... eat a dick. |
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Jail is officially off my bucket list :( |
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need a big guy to come cuddle me up! i dnt get periods but im in an Oprah and Chocolate mood anyway... weird. CUDDLE MEEEEEE! |
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Working the RAPTURE shift at the bar tonight.. take a shot and say a prayer! |
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Here's to the wine we love to drink, and the food we like to eat.
Here's to our wives and sweethearts, let's pray they never meet.
Here's champagne for our real friends And real pain for our sham friends.
And when this life is over, may all of us find peace.
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I gave myself completely to someone for 10 years, someone who didnt deserve me. He thinks he still owns me and tries at every level to control me but im repulsed and terrified of him. I left a year ago and still this carries on. I get hives from the fear. I dont know what to do :( |
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bruised all over... last night was awesome :)
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Bad spelling makes you look like a pussy. |
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HAHA Dudes don't have to prove who they are here, they always offer as if us chicks are the target of any spam or fakes. The sex drive of a man, and his nature to pursue the pussy makes it a complete waste of time for any spammer to target women. Its just not a good market. Don't act like you are something special if you can "prove" who you are, there are plenty here who don't take themselves so seriously. |
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read something interesting about being a scorpio... we like warm water and dive right in :) Probably why I get BURNED! .. hot stuff is just under the surface.. |
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You don't have to love me, just like me :) I don't need a boyfriend, just a man who's willing to be my friend. |
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Another one bites the dust... another one who says he wants to be my friend, likes me, calls me sweetheart... bit the dust. Disappeared. There is something very wrong with me i think. Maybe its that I AM nice? Should I be more of a bitch? I have no idea.. I think its because I'm chubby. Perfectly fine to be with in the confines of bedroom walls but too embarrassing to take out in public, therefore not girlfriend material. I feel very ugly right now :( Quitting smoking and sex tomorrow. Both just hurt my body and mind way too much. |
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starting a collection of neards |
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wow you ever wanna get really fucking depressed read the journals here.... bunch of fuckin EMOS... its a HAPPY BEAUTIFUL DAY stop wallowing... |
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3 hot bitches need spoiling today... nails done and cocktails. Send me your number!! We will be sure to take lots of freaky pics for ya... or if you're local come with us and look like a fucking pimp with awesome skillz ... hurry up. We need bloody marys |
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I hate when dudes try to take pics of themselves looking mean or serious. You look ridiculous!!!! CHEESE AND RICE can't you just be normal??? You think a retarded ass picture of you frowning is going to get some girl to melt the moment she sees it? You're wrong buddy! We laught and move on then melt for the nice smiling guy who shows up next. GOSH |
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Very nice evening :) I had a cool conversation and going to sleep well. |
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I have a cold. The joy of children and the gifts they bring home from school are so wonderful. Been a good month :) |
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OK wanton slut phase is over haha... back to normal now. Leave me alone if yu just wanna hook up and not interested in having a girlfriend. |
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somtimes i just like to be used |
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“Your sexuality is god’s love letter to you, a miracle of biological engineering that could have been devised only by a mind of vast and humorous generosity, a mind that knew the pain and the sense of confinement earthly beings would feel and wanted to make sure you might always have glimpses of heaven.” (Jalaja Bonheim, author of Aphrodite’s Daughters.) |
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Twice in one day I get critisms about religion... I find it weird that in a place of non-comformity and "fringe" lifestyles that people think its ok to be critical. Isn't that why you consider yourself "alternative"? Aren't you here to be free of jdgement? I don't preach, in fact I don't go to church. I do pray every day and believe in God. I love little bits and pieces of all religions, and believe they do serve a purpose for our souls if we let them. I have found that the ones who hate on religion usually dont have children .. I was an athiest until I held my first baby. Little miracles with little souls. Thank GOD for my children and my life and for helping me through hard times. May those who do not have a friend like that find some peace somewhere else. I could care less what others believe or don't believe, I have my own truth in my own heart and that is all that matters to me. I would never come out and critisize another about spiratual beliefs, athiesm involves just as much faith as Christianity, one believes he is real and the other doesn't, neither know the truth. |
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So i am thinking that I am way too often viewed as "the girl i want to fuck" instead of "the girl I want to be with" ... I am too often the SIDE DISH and the main couse is somewhere accross town. I need to turn off the sex and get in shape again cause I want to be someone's main dish. |
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Went on another CM date last night, after a few months of chatting. He told me he wanted a girlfriend and wasnt out just to get laid, that he was a nice guy. I drove 2 hours to SF and everything was really nice. He was cute and sweet, had been telling me he has no time for games and wants a girlfriend. Rubbed my back and made me comfortable then told me to suck his dick. I tried to kiss him and he refused, said he doesnt kiss girls. I am no prostitute, I told him I couldnt do that. If I am not worth kissing when Im not worth shit. He made me leave at 2 am for not fucking him.. sent me on my way in tears to drive 2 hours in the middle of the night. I hate men. So humiliating, at least I stood up for myself a little but I still feel like shit for believing him that he was a nice guy. I keep falling for the nice guy trick and its getting hard. Im done dating!!! FUCK "nice guys" that is bull shit, theres no such thing. |
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you ever look at who's viewing you and go EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW just like in Earnest Scared Stupid? |
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REMINDER... if I am not smitten with you I will fight you!!! DO NOT TRY TO CONTROL ME UNLESS I OBVIOUSLY WANT IT OR BEG FOR IT |
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I need a back rub tonight and someone to do my laundry!! Slaves? |
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Put me on the table
Make me say your name
If I can't remember
Then give me all your pain
I can sit and listen
Or I can make you scream
Kiss it and make it better
Just put your trust in me
Oh my God, go a little slower
Oh my God, what was that again
La da da, let me feel you baby
Let me in, 'cause I understand
Let me feel you baby
'Cause I understand
I understand all
Now climb my sugar walls
Problem solved it's dissolved
with the solvent known as spit
Lickity lick not so quick it's a
Slick ride make my mink slide
'Cause were all pink inside
This can be really easy
It doesn't have to be hard
Here baby let me show you
I'll have ya, climbing up the walls
You got all the problems
I think that I can solve
Why don't you come in here baby
Why don't we sit and talk
You like the top and the bottom
You make a drop and then caught 'em
And when you rock then you've got 'em
Oh my God 'em oh my God 'em
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Who wants to move to Montana and raise alpacas with me? |
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my new profile pic shows my disgust in most of the dudes here who suck ass.. and shows how big my tongue is hahaha :) |
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Sue Sylvester is the most bad ass woman in the world..I wish I had 1% of her balls |
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has anyone heard of a msochist master or a sadist sub |
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bye bye strep ...hellloooooooooo cabernet! |
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strep throat sucks ass.... majorly |
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got a new personal trainer!! He's a mean one ;) |
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I wanna make your bed for ya, then imma make you swallow your pride...
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still no suitable date for 40 water next friday... me and dat booty will just have to make it a girls night out, I want a pic with mr E to put on this hoe's FB profile so I can brag about getting SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVED! |
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i wanna waterproof touch screen computer...like an iPad ...for my shower wall so i can watch the news while I shave my legs in the morning... then I could sleep like 10 more minutes...lord knows im not gonna go to bed 10 minutes earlier |
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I think its funny when any guy brags about his lovemaking styles. Ive heard it from them all... and 99% of the time they're terrible and nervous and retarded and regretfull. |
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you know what sucks? EX HUSBANDS ... i have no power in my home...thank you ex husband... |
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I think penis pics are gross.. I know what a penis looks like and dont care to see yours. You know whats hot? Like 3-4 for conversations where you don't talk about sex. A date with no sex, then like another date with making out. I dunno, I freaking hate men. Hate being single. Its my first time dating and it seems real backwards, like drunk sex first before a first date? How odd. Match sex styles before you talk politics? Im here so you know what kind of sex I like... why ask? How about look into my head and heart and find the things you dont know!? GODDAMN... no more booty call requests. I hate them. |
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Want you to make me feel like I'm the only girl in the world
Like I'm the only one that you'll ever love
Like I'm the only one who knows your heart
Only girl in the world...
Like I'm the only one that's in command
Cuz I'm the only one who understands how to make you feel like a man |
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★ ★º¤ø¸„ø¤º°¨¨°º¤ø★ ★¸„øø¤º° ★ ★LET'S GO SAN FRANCISCO! ★ ★.ø¤º°¨¨¨°º¤ø ¸„ø¤ ★ ★LET'S GO SF GIANTS! ★★LET'S GO SF GIANTS! ★ ★º¤ø¸„ø¤º°★ ★¨¨°º¤ø¸„ø ø¤º° ★ ★LET'S GO SF GIANTS ★ ★.ø¤º°★ ★¨¨¨°º¤ø ¸„ø¤ ★ ★LET'S GO SF GIANTS★ ★....ø¤º°¨¨¨° KEEP THE WAVE GOING |
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Who wants to go to E-40 with me on the 19th? Awesome first date! ...lookin for captain save a hoe cause YOUUUU AND DAT BOOOOTY gonna rock my night! |
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is it over now...do i know how...to pick up the pices and go home? |
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fuck all you steaks... fuck you... steaks are retarded... fuck you |
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Just got home from an incredible night! SLEEP time! |
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If she's amazing, she won't be easy.
If she's worth it, you won't give up.
If you give up, you're not worthy.
"unknown" |
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drinking my rockstar and watching the chillean miners... I think Im going to cry!!! OMG! God is good! :) |
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OMG I was trying to block old farts from emailing me and i blocked all the guys entirely... cock blocking myself... anyway if you emailed me and i didnt respond its cause your words were in the virtual trash can and im soooooooooooooooryyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!! |
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bought a california combo, so I expect to be a millionaire by thursday at the latest. Then ima buy me a hot dude to do my chores. |
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and Im FREAKIN STARVINGGGGGG!!!!! |
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My car is being held prisoner by the Denny's in cameron park and my bestie got a DUI and i feel like its all my fault and im so sad... |
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its 6pm on saturday...i have no kids ... all my friends are a few doors down partying and im sitting alone in my bed with my spongebob jammies and happy:) |
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read something cool today...sort of related to my WOW-Doms, this older guy said that back before the internet finding a submissive chick was difficult but worth it. He also said all these dudes on here look like the same kinda guys he beat up in school, and that they are only dominant when theres a screen in front of them. soooo true..... Ill tell you my ideal man looks blue collar, rough hands, not metro or wimpy or obsessed with designer clothing. Hes a little sadistic, but mostly sweet and kind and controlling in a good way and in all ways. Only calls me names when we are GETTIN IT ON! Or when he wants to get it on... anyway... if you ever got beat up in school or spend more time in front of your computer than doing yard work, ya prolly arent gonna impress me! |
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love being a chick sometimes... especially last night! |
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new fav song by saving abel:
You know all my deepest secrets
I think you know
You know to keep 'em
But I wonder if you know
I hate sleeping alone
So come and tell me what my kiss tastes like
Don't wanna miss it
So turn off the lights
But I wonder if you know
I hate sleeping alone
I have to fake it
I leave if I could
I'm not in love
But the sex is good
You can't mistake it
Because it's understood
I'm not in love
But the sex is good (yeahhh, mhm!)
You got to know
Know my weakness
You always touch
In all the right places
We don't get along that well
Not much for talk
But you're hot as hell
I have to fake it
I leave if I could
I'm not in love
But the sex is good
You can't mistake it
Because it's understood
I'm not in love
But the sex is good (yeahhh mhm! yeahhh mhm!)
It's not like
I wanna stick around
It's just tonight
I'm gonna lay you down (yeahhh)
So now you know
What my kiss tastes like
So in the morning
I say goodbye
But I wonder
If you know
I hate sleeping alone
I have to fake it
I leave if I could
I'm not in love
But the sex is good
You can't mistake it
Because it's understood
I'm not in love
But the sex is good
I have to fake it
I leave if I could
I'm not in love
But the sex is good
You can't mistake it
Because it's understood
I'm not in love
But the sex is good (yeahhh mhm! yeahhh mhm!) |
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Posted this on craigslist last night and got flagged in like 5 minutes...so lame... do all casual encounters have to be about sex?
Looking for a hunky high five partner for my best friend and me. Like everytime we do something really cool give us a seriosly hot high five. Its a massive turn on to get the respect of a hunky man for a great joke or a tough drink going down the gullet. Maybe when we karate chop an old man for hitting on us you can high five for that too! Then each time one of us gets laid, you'll race over while we are still naked and high five us for that too, that will be the toughest job since it happens so randomly, so basically you'd be on call. We need a super hot wing man, who we can claim as our official high fiver. Please send a pic of your face and your hand, and describe your skills. If you have experience in "down-low", "top gun style", "high ten" "too slow" "left hanging"please provide a reference.
Our personal favorite, from accross the room is the "air five". We really think you need 7-10 years experience for this one.
The participants may simply pretend to high five, or may make a mouth-noise to emulate the sound, use voices, or even slap the bottom of their forearms simultaneously, to produce a slapping sound similar to a physical high five.
WARNING!!! Performing the high-five can be a challenge for some, and a successful high-five requires close co-ordination between initiator and his or her partner. In order to execute a proper high-five, both participants should focus their eyes on the incoming elbow of the other. Once the vision is locked, each participant promptly moves the arm forward in a slightly descending motion to make contact. Success is indicated by the degree to which the telltale slapping sound creates resonance; a louder, "cleaner" sound indicative of maximum surface area of each hand contacting the other indicates a better high-five. While frequent high-five partners often develop a familiarity and do not require this technique, it is suggested both to high-five beginners and to experienced high-fivers who are beginning to high-five with a new partner.
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WOW-Dom : Just because you kick ass on WOW doesn't mean you're a dom. Likely I'd top you in 2 seconds if I were desperate enough to hang out with you. Pussy has power over most (yes most, not all) men/boys. Your hands are small, skin pasty and you think a neard is masculine and tough. I hate you. Don't message me, and while we are here if you're over 38, please don't bother. Starting a fight with me wont work either. I've met a lot of cool guys here, smart and sweet and usually if I am talking to you ...that means you're hot. YEAH I am superficial like that. |
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This is my favorite person on CM ...officially.. she's way braver than me. http://cmsatire.blogspot.com
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As I went down in the river to pray
Studying about that good old way
And who shall wear the starry crown
Good Lord, show me the way !
O sisters let's go down,
Let's go down, come on down,
O sisters let's go down,
Down in the river to pray.
As I went down in the river to pray
Studying about that good old way
And who shall wear the robe and crown
Good Lord, show me the way !
O brothers let's go down,
Let's go down, come on down,
Come on brothers let's go down,
Down in the river to pray.
As I went down in the river to pray
Studying about that good old way
And who shall wear the starry crown
Good Lord, show me the way !
O fathers let's go down,
Let's go down, come on down,
O fathers let's go down,
Down in the river to pray.
As I went down in the river to pray
Studying about that good old way
And who shall wear the robe and crown
Good Lord, show me the way !
O mothers let's go down,
Let's go down, don't you want to go down,
Come on mothers let's go down,
Down in the river to pray.
As I went down in the river to pray
Studying about that good old way
And who shall wear the starry crown
Good Lord, show me the way !
O sinners let's go down,
Let's go down, come on down,
O sinners let's go down,
Down in the river to pray.
As I went down in the river to pray
Studying about that good old way
And who shall wear the robe and crown
Good Lord, show me the way |
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check out my bff "whoregan" ...she likes to fight so call her some names lol |
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booty call isnt answering me now... lame |
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finally got a new computer and celebrated by going blond |
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i need a personal trainer... someone positive who likes to see a girl sweat and complain under her breath... no name calling but stern demands!! |
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panic attacks suck :( i need a boyfriend sometimes. |
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So I guess when I refuse to submit to just any random dom that means I am not a sub. Good think I can hang out on where people are more accepting. I hate men. so so so so much.... its hard to make me love you and submission is an act of love or lust, so either you have to be hot or you have to fuck my mind before you get my body. I will FIGHT you if I dont like you. |
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I had some crazy dreams last night and I can't remember any of them. I hate when that happens. |
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Everyone always asks how my experience has been here. Welp, I'll tell you. Some guys are too pushy and that freaks me out, I run. Some guys are too cocky and I think that is weak sauce and I run. Some guys can't take a joke, so I poke more fun and run. The ones I like are fairly normal, aloof and sweet. I met one I thought was THE BOMB but he doesn't have time for me, so I'll keep looking. I love me some pisces and cancers, so If you are one of those I'm sure we will feel the chemistry rather quick and be able to get it on Marvin Gaye style. |
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