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	About FunLovinCriminal Just looking to make new friends. Nothing serious at the moment, but who knows what could happen in the future. Feeling bored? Want to chat? I'm a great listener and I can talk the hind legs off a donkey on any number of different topics. I have pictures if you want to see ( just ask ) or a webcam - actually that's where I get all my pictures.

Update from the vanilla site - I got loads of messages...until I put my picture up ( got loads of hassle from women wanting to know why I hadn't put a picture up and that they had the courage to do so, so why didn't I? ) Now, it's gone down to less than a trickle. All those ads that say looks unimportant? - complete and utter BOLL*CKS. I wouldn't mind so much if I was on there looking for a date, but just for friendship??? I guess when it comes to dating AND friendship, women want people they think are good looking

OK, let's see how smart you all are...A woman gave birth to two daughters who were born in the same hour of the same day of the same year, but they were not twins. How could this be possible? Answers to the usual address.

I joined a vanilla site today...haven't uploaded a picture - it said on that site profiles with pictures generate 15 times more responses than profiles without...well, judging by the number of messages I get on this site, that means ( divide by 15 ) in 6 months times I'll have recieved messages from less than 1 person...we'll see...personally I think it's my face that stops people from writing to me...or maybe just the fact that I'm male ( ever been to stickam? I'd say 98% of the people with 0 viewers were male, the 2% of females with no viewers aren't actually transmitting at the time...all the cams with hundreds of viewers are female ) Is it because most guys are obsessed with sex....well, judging by the lack of messages on here I'd say most females must be obsessed with sex as well ( at least on here ) because they sure as h3ll aren't interested in the conversation.

Sorry, I don't do cybering and mind-games with ppl. If I just wanted to get off, the net's full of pervy websites on every imaginable topic.

I'm beginning to think that I'm a lesbian trapped inside a man's body

If you ever find yourself at asstr.org check out the stories by redlegtiger. He/she's my new favourite BDSM author. WARNING, don't read it if you're easily offended, it gets a bit extreme later on ( there's over 60 chapters ) If you need an exact link, message me.

I have a profile up on IC now as well. I expect I'll get roughly the same amount of mail from there as here i.e. virtually nothing...but, you gotta try.

"No contact info: Phone, Email, Instant Messenger. No criticism of other users, vulgarity, or illegal activities. " ??? Why not? It's not as if anyone ever reads this anyway lol

I saw this on someone's profile..."Seeking:

Dominant, attractive, athletic, professional, 30-45, easy going & stylish, confident, capable, financially secure, diverse interests".............................

Seriously, do you honestly expect people that exactly fit those criteria to be single, let alone on a "dating" site? Get real.

People on here should make up their minds what they want...if your profile says " Friends Only " you shouldn't expect any talk about sex. I mean, do you discuss sex intimately with your friends in the vanilla world? If you want to talk about sex, then you should say so up front. I only have my profile set at friends only because I think people should be friends first, before they start any other kind of relationship ( well, if they want that relationship to last anyway )

I saw a really cool T-shirt in tescos the other day..."Forget love, I'd rather fall in chocolate"...unfortunately it's only available for girls...dammit!!!

Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy,
did you check for a pulse?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for breathing?
A: No.
Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive
when you began the autopsy?
A: No.
Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Q: But could the patient have still been alive
nevertheless?
A: It is possible that he could have been alive
and practicing law somewhere.

Y'all should get a kick out of this one........
When everybody on earth was dead and waiting to enter Paradise, God appeared and said, "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men who were true heads of their household and the other line for the men who were dominated by their women. I want all the women to report to St Peter."

Soon, the women were gone and there were two lines of men. The line of the men who were dominated by their wives was 1000 miles long, and in the line of men who truly were heads of their household, there was only one man.

God said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you to be the head of your household. You have been disobedient and not fulfilled your purpose. I told you to be the spiritual leader in your family. Of all of you, only one obeyed.

Learn from him. Tell them, my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?"

The man replied, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here."

A quote from usenet - Any law that only affects 'Bad' people will be
used against ANYONE as soon as it becomes convenient

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY to everyone I know ( well, everyone who celebrates it anyway - we're still allowed to be romantic whilst caning our loved one's bottoms aren't we ;-) )

It's a f***ed up world when people think sex is worse than violence. When there's sex on TV there's always loads of complaints, but it seems blowing someone away is perfectly acceptable. Like I say, it's a f***ed up world we live in.

Why is everyone so afraid of child molesters? How many times do you hear about it on the news or in the papers? Maybe a dozen times per year? Personally I'm more afraid of the complete idiots that get behind the wheel of their cars. Many times I'll be driving down the road, observing the speed limit and a car will speed up and overtake me. Is the speed limit too slow for you or something? You're obviously OK with the fact that you may kill someone. Have you not seen those adverts on TV with the little girl getting knocked down by a speeding driver and she says " hit me at more than 30 and there's an 80% chance I'll die. Hit me at under 30 and there's an 80% chance I'll live " You should think about that next time you feel like breaking the speed limit. Now, how many times do you see on TV or read in the papers that someone was hurt or killed by a speeding motorist. A heck of a lot more than the child molesters. I'm NOT defending them, I'm just saying there's worse dangers out there. Over 2 million speeding tickets were issued last year in the UK alone. That's 2 million people who obviously aren't bothered if they kill someone ( as long as they save a couple of minutes on their journey )

I'll never understand women ( #149 )

Why is it that women in general moan about men who won't take an interest in child-rearing responsibilities but when a man shows an interest on his own without being pressured into it by the woman, they think he must have some dark ulterior motive. Heads, women win, tails, men lose. Why do they keep changing the rules?

Is there ANYONE from the African countries on here that is genuine?? Or are they all scamming for money? Surely there has to be at least one genuine person on here from over there. It kinda reminds me of the Dommes on here that demand you PAY them a tribute. What's THAT all about?? You'd never catch a man demanding that women PAY for the "privelege" of talking to them.

I've just started writing a screenplay of one of my favourite online erotic novels which I hope one day to turn into an actual film. ( just as a hobby though )

I remember a girl once telling me " never go into the film industry J, you'll only end up making dirty movies " How right she was ;-)

If you see something dirty in something innocent, then you probably had a dirty mind to begin with

Don't you just hate being single at christmas? ( and new year and easter...and Presidents day )

Sometimes I'm so ashamed of men, especially if the following example found on the msn dating site is anything to go by. It was an article about why men cheated ( not that cheating is restricted to men only mind you ) "I have always been attracted to women with large chests. My ex-girlfriend was great in a lot of ways, but she was completely flat-chested, which did absolutely nothing to make me sexually attracted to her. I tried to look past it, but it was hard. About two months into our relationship, I was out with a bunch of friends at a sports bar, and our incredibly hot and ample-chested waitress was really hitting on me. She gave me her number and asked me if I wanted me to meet her after her shift was over. I agreed, and ended up sleeping with her. It was just a one night thing, but it helped me realize I needed to end things with my girlfriend, because I had to be with someone I was madly attracted to.?
? Dave, 26, Roanoke, VA
One has to wonder why he was in the relationship with his gf in the first place if he was only interested in women with big chests. I say, send her over here lol I prefer women on the small side...but then, I'm in the minority it would seem.

I'd like to thank zena of the house of Bandit for answering my question. Though to be honest I fail to see how even that's controversial these days *shrug*

From what I've seen on this and other sites, Gor is definitely the way to go. I mean I know I'm new to it, but the lifestyle seems so much more natural to me ( if you can get past the polictical uncorrectness of it - and I've never let PC stop me from doing anything BRING BACK ROBERTSONS JAM GOLLIES ) One thing I keep wondering about though - I've noticed on some people's profiles that they say Gor is controversial? I just wonder what's controversial about it because I can't see anything wrong with it. Anyone care to tell me, or should I stay ignorant?

You know, I'd have thought that people on this site would be open-minded, well, at least a lot more open-minded than the general population. Seems I'm wrong. They put one and one together and make 5. Has this world really gone so far downhill that people just think the worst of others? On a different topic ( though arguably it could be the same ) what is with people who say they want no-limits?? Everyone has limits, whether they choose to believe that or not. No limits? How about illegal stuff? No? Well there you go then, you've got a limit. I know what mine are, maybe those people who *think* they want no-limits should have a rethink lol I'm not thinking of anyone in particular, just a general thought.

I think I'm going to have to instigate a new "no giving out my mobile number" rule for anyone I have known for less than a month. Too many times I give it out to someone who then uses up half my monthly text allowance in a single night and then never texts/calls again and doesn't reply to emails. Bugger that.

Do Americans have massive egos or what? I thought it was topical what with the rugby WORLD cup being on at the moment. It's a competition open to ALL countries that play rugby...same as the WORLD cup in football/soccer. So why is it that Americans call the final series of games between the two best baseball teams of America ONLY, the WORLD series??? Japan has a major baseball following, right up there with America. When was the last time you saw a regular season game between the Pittsburgh Pirates and the Tokyo Giants? Sure, American football has a WORLD bowl for ALL countries who want to participate, and yet there's not actually an American team in the league, just American players in teams from London, Barcelona et al. Afraid they might get their butts kicked if they entered a team as Americans? Maybe that's why it's called the WORLD series and not the American series...they're afraid that someone *might* just beat them at their own game, so they play it safe and only teams from THEIR country can play in a competition that has the word WORLD in it

nicked from antha's journal :-

Pick a number between 1 and 30. If you pic the same number as the one I'm thinking of, you get an hour of msn with me.

She got replies....I bet you anything ( judging by the no emails I get from every other journal entry ) that I don't get any replies. You women...pff, stop complaining about the number of emails you get. It's old.

Germans : utter nutters or are they onto something? You be the judge...that is, if anyone actually reads this thing.............

German Government Publication Promotes Incestuous Pedophilia as Healthy Sex Ed.....................................
BERLIN, July 30, 2007 (LifeSiteNews.com) - Booklets from a subsidiary of the German government's Ministry for Family Affairs encourage parents to sexually massage their children as young as 1 to 3 years of age. Two 40-page booklets entitled "Love, Body and Playing Doctor" by the German Federal Health Education Center (Bundeszentrale für gesundheitliche Aufklärung - BZgA) are aimed at parents - the first addressing children from 1-3 and the other children from 4-6 years of age.

"Fathers do not devote enough attention to the clitoris and vagina of their daughters. Their caresses too seldom pertain to these regions, while this is the only way the girls can develop a sense of pride in their sex," reads the booklet regarding 1-3 year olds. The authors rationalize, "The child touches all parts of their father's body, sometimes arousing him. The father should do the same."

Canadian author and public speaker Michael O'Brien who has written and spoken extensively about the crisis of culture in the West spoke to LifeSiteNews.com about the shocking and extremely disturbing phenomenon. It is, he said, "State-encouraged incest, which in most civilized societies is a crime." The development is, he suggests, a natural outcome of the rejection of the Judeo-Christian moral order.

"The imposed social revolution that has swept the western world is moving to a new stage as it works out the logical consequences of its view of man's value," said O'Brien. "It is merely obeying its strictly materialist philosophy of man. If man is no more than a creature created for pleasure or power. If he is no more than a cell in the social organism, then no moral standards, no psychological truths, no spiritual truths can refute the 'will to power' and the 'will to pleasure'."

Altogether now.....Everyone's a fruit and nut case...........

Why isn't anyone saying or doing anything about Israel instead of harrassing Iran? The following is from the Ma'an news agency (sorry about no paragraphs, CM doesn't believe in them in journals apparently)...........................................
Gaza ? Ma'an ? Human rights association, Addameer, on Tuesday issued a report revealing the frequent Israeli attacks on children in the Palestinian territories.

Addameer highlighted that the policy of targeting children contravenes basic human rights.

The organisation issued a statement accusing the Israeli forces of imposing collective punishment on the Palestinian people, including children, on the pretext of 'security'.

"The murder of Palestinian children is concentrated near the borders of the Gaza Strip, in the north and west," says Addameer.

Seventeen Palestinian children were assassinated in Beit Hanoun, in the northern Gaza Strip, between July and August 2007.

In the latest incident, three children from the Abu Ghazal family were killed after being hit by a surface-to-surface missile, while playing near a residential building.

Despite admitting the killing, the Israeli army have not made any attempts to try those responsible for firing the missile.

In recent years, Israel has killed hundreds of Palestinian children, said Addameer. The Israeli army has apologized several times. But, says Addameer, "killing and apologising" has become an Israeli policy which is adopted to limit the international reaction to the assassinations of children.

Addameer also revealed that currently, 400 Palestinian children, between the ages of 14 and 17, are being detained by the Israeli authorities.

More cr*p jokes, you gotta be a computer nerd to understand some of these...
I read these on a PSP forum...
ascii stupid question get a stupid ansi...
If there are not walls or fences on the internet why do we need windows or Gates?...
I'm a little source code, short and stout, here is my input, here is my out...
As you can probably tell, I'm bored. Wish I didn't have to wait 3 hours in between rapids*are files.

JOKE time :

A recent survey was conducted into why men like blow jobs. 10% said they liked the feeling, 12% liked the dominance and 78% said they liked the 10 minutes of f*****g silence.

Here's some things to think about. How little Rhys gets shot and killed after playing football and the news are all over it, but 12 kids ( the oldest being 11 ) get shot in Palestine by the Israeli army - 3 of them were playing tag - and nobody even bats an eyelid.

Or how about how the americans are up in arms about Iran's nuclear programme and yet it was the americans who first supplied Iran with a nuclear power station. Also Iran signed the Nuclear Non-Proliferation Treaty (along with the UK and the US). They're at least 10 years by all accounts away from actually building a nuclear weapon, yet they're seen as a threat? Israel has nuclear weapons right now. They never signed the Nuclear Non-Proliferation Treaty. Why isn't america up in arms with them? How about North Korea - the americans brought all these sanctions against them for detonating a supposed nuclear bomb underground. Why were they only hit with sanctions and not the threat of all out war? Later the us government claimed maybe it wasn't a nuclear bomb but a whole load of TNT instead. So why all the sanctions? The real reason for wanting to attack Iran is that they're OPECs second biggest oil exporter and just as in Iraq, they want to control the oil.Israel doesn't have any oil, so the americans aren't really fussed about them. Americans account for 5% of the world's population, yet they consume 25% of the world's oil. You do the math

I watched Must Love Dogs tonight. I tell ya, I NEVER want to be that guy Lenny in the restaraunt/on the phone LMAO

In other news, I ordered a new Japanese PSP from a Chinese website today. Gee, I hope they don't recall it due to lead paint issues.

Whatever happened to toy makers that actually CARED about the kids they were selling to? It's just all about the money these days and that's sad. Really sad.

Inner beauty is for UGLY people.

I'm starting to think that there's something inherently unlikeable about me. Clue 1) The last person I had a first date with(close to 2 years ago) ended after said first date - actually I've never been past a first date with anyone other than girls I was already just friends with, but then I digress. Clue 2) I've only written to one person since I've been back on this site and she hasn't responded. Maybe I'm just one of those people that have a face that only a mother could love. I'm not asking for sex with anyone, just the chance of a friendly chat. It's hard enough to make new friends. Or maybe I'm just asking too much still

Hey, don't all rush at once writing to me. Yes, I know, I should probably write a few to get a few, but then, you ladies apparently get more mail from guys than you know what to do with, mostly from guys saying kneel before your master and other such b*****it. The way I see it, the people involved in BDSM are no different from anyone else when it comes to dating. I mean people into vanilla lifestyles don't go into bars and say to the nearest person of the opposite sex " hey suck me off" or "eat my p***y" so why start off a conversation with a sub with kneel before me...then again, I don't go out much, so maybe that really is what goes on these days. I prefer to wait for a lady to make the first move - someone who knows what she wants, that way we can get past all the BS. Hey I'm in no hurry. I can wait forever...well, within reason anyway

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