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Sometimes I just wanna talk to a real man.

Not a manwhore.

Not a crybaby that happens to have a really big penis.

A man.

I had this crazy/steamy dream that Jessie thought I should share with the rest of the world...

I got back with an exbf of mine (not the one that cried ALL the time, the other one, lol) and I took him to my semi-steady daddy dom's house (idk how else to describe him...) and he coached us on how to entertain him...without actually touching either of us...and filmed it...and then we snuggled on his couch and watched it...and my daddy dom gave live commentary on it, so we could do better next time.

The snuggling with the ex was the best part...the fact that it was on my daddy dom's couch made it muuuch hotter though.

Then I woke up & realized I was single & more worried about growing ooold & dying slowly (thanks to my 1,000 pet cats who decide to gnaw my face off when the food runs out).

Oh well, the good news is I can still go to my semi-steady daddy dom's house in between things, right?

.....RIGHT!?

Right.

Aaanyhoo...that dream would totally break one of my rules...unless it was tastefully done...lol

Super bored and need to rant, because I don't have anyone to talk to about baddisom (I know Stephanie got that joke, lol) in real life....WHYYY!? hehehe

Are friends just here for entertainment?

Thaaat's pretty much what I use them for (oopsy!)

I also listen to their problems & say "aaaw" then offer logical advice (which is almost never taken) and say "YAY!" when something good happens to them.

Those things are rewarded with random sayings like "You're so niiice" or a reese's (YAY!)

As long as I keep up the acts of kindness....does it make any difference that I don't really care about anyone but myself? I mean...I for sure wanna find 1 human to mate with that I'll love...as much as a sociopath can (it's more than it sounds, really! lol) but I'd hate to put that much effort into one person & have them run away (that has happened twice this year...darn you...and DARN YOOOU!) It's a big waste of my time (like the random stalkers that won't stop texting/calling me!)

Sidenote: I try to make friends with people...really! But sometimes I just don't wanna & my reasons are my own...so if you message and/or call and/or text and/or stalk me...and don't get a replyyy...I'm just not that into you. All it takes is 1 (ONE!) attempt to get ahold of me...that puts the ball in my court. Even if I can't staaand you, you'll get a "leave me alone" or sooomethiiing. After that, I'm just gonna ignore you & send your memory to the stalker zone *hums twilight zone theme music* lol

What else do I wanna say today? Oh yeah: The Walking Dead is a really good show, I reeeeally wanna read the booky thingys now (OMG! Daryl is sooo HOT! What is it about rednecks with crossbows? lol)

Dommie Mommie Powers: Activate!

I'm the sort of person that people just want to submit to (I still can't figure out why, maybe I'm just that good?)

I only sub/switch for humans with legitimate dominant tendencies (subbing for wannabes leaves me unsatisfied)

So....if my icy wit makes you cry, if you fantasize about bowing before me, if you're a bossy jerk, or if you're a grown man that bases his entire romantic lifestyle on a series of books written in an LSD induced haze, that take place on an imaginary planet...(kudos, if you know which series, lol) you are not a dominant...you may be a very underdeveloped switch (or a loser? lol) but you are not a dominant...seriously go & get sized for a collar now, and save the one you'll be serving some time later on :-P

Anyhoo...I've been called a spoiled brat/high maintenance so many times, I'm beginning to believe these things are true, lol

I have a short fuse when it comes to flakes, and an even shorter attention span, therefore: if you are the sort of human that drops off the face of the planet for several days (or weeks) at a time...then attempts to contact me again...don't be surprised if I have no idea who you are, and/or are annoyed with you :-P

More mean people, more mean thoughts....

I don't like pottymouths (read on for details....or don't, lol)

While it may be acceptable to some subs out there....excessive cursing, and use of the N-word is a real turn off for me.

You know how in some adult films, people curse during massive orgasms? That's totally fine with me! lol

However....if I have to mentally censor every other word you say when we're in "getting to know you" mode....soon enough, I'll mentally censor you from the planet, lol

I think I forgot to UNcheck a few boxes on my profile, so here's what I'm not looking for, lol

1. A loser (I swear I just heard a collective "aaaaw")

2. Someone who's married (THERE IT WAS AGAIN, I KNOW YOU HEARD THAT ONE TOO!)

3. Someone with any number of children other than zero (I hate them....which reminds me: I should get my tubes tied, lol)

4. Someone who is or has been in prison (haven't actually met any, but for future reference: there you go.)

5. Someone who gets called an a-hole, b-yotch, or any variation of those words on a regular basis, because if you get insulted by random strangers everywhere you go....odds are what they're saying is true.

6. Someone who lives waaay far away and/or has no intention of seeing me face-to-face...this century and/or is too stupid to handle a temporary LDR (that was all their idea...)

7. Someone who lives in "net world" (I'm just as immature, bratty, beautiful, and creative in real life as I am here, so you need to be as cool, or even more awesome in real life then you are in net life if you wanna hang out with meee.)

8. Someone who won't give me lots of attention (unless they're dead or in a coma, lol)

9. Someone that didn't read this list! Who is now staring at their computer screen wondering why I stopped responding to their messages (which takes us back up to #1, lol)

10. Someone that prefers to "hang out" rather than go out (in public) on a date (a text message...inviting you to a movie...at someone's house...at 2am...is not a date, lol)

11. Someone that doesn't want ME (only meee!) like a swinger...or someone that does want me...to tag along to orgies...or wants to use me as bait for a threesome (I have been asked...several times, so know this: if you're giving me all the attention I require you won't have time for crap like that or that or that, lol...did I mention I was quite selfish? hehehe)

12. A 14-year-old girl with PMS trapped in a grown man's body (the only person allowed to spaz in my relationships is me...and I only do it when I have to...really! lol)

13. Someone with a LOT of baggage...it has nothing to with me, and I don't want it, so put a stamp on it & send it to Abu Dhabi, lol

14. Someone that will waste my time to fill gaps in their social calendar while they pursue other people. (Oh wait, wasn't that covered by numbers 1, 9 & 11? Let's review, shall we...?)

p.s. I do not like saliva...ew...EEEEEEW!