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Male Submissive, 40
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Male Dominant, 61, forest park, Georgia
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Male Submissive, 40, Jefferson, Texas
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About FisherKing1963
I've seen so many ads from these 'Dommes' with their demands and abuse. I defy just one of them to explain to me why a man who can meet their extensive requirements would wish to lay it all at the feet of some bitter, damaged, neurotic excuse for tornado bait.
-FK63 |
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What you fuckin' people sound like to me:
Hello boys,
I am mistress/goddess/madam nyah-nyah-nyah, I am looking for nyah-nyah-nyah-nyackety-nyah-nyah...I expect/demand nyah-nyah-nyah-fuckin'-nyah and nyah-nyah-nyah. You are nothing but scum/trash/filth/dogshit nyah-And furthermore, nyah-nyah-nyah-nyippety-nyah! ...So if you're contacting me, you better nyah-nyah-nyah-nya-nyrfldy-nyah!
Love,
mistress/goddess/madam nyah-nyah-nyah
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GIGGLE-GIGGLEDY-HAWR-HAWR-HAWRDEEE-HAWR-HAWR!!! MMMMMPFMCHORTLETY-GUFFAW!!! NYUCK-NYUCK-NYUCKETY-NYUCK!!!
-FK63 |
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Let's get something nice and sparkling clear...if you were not born with a uterus, then you have no earthly business referring to yourself as 'female' in the collarme scheme of things and it is just a matter of time until you deservedly find yourself lying dead in a dumpster...take heed.
-FK63 |
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CROSSDRESSERS MAKE ME PUKE.
-FK63 |
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Same ugly faces, same exaggerated claims, same aloof, snotty attitudes and the same outlandish demands...month after month...year after year. |
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I'm a really nice guy continued...
...I'll not only give you the shirt off my back...I'll have it tailored to your size and have it dry cleaned first!
I can sing the Star-spangled-banner not only in Spanish, but Apache, Hottentott, Mandarin and Farsi!
I think we should stop naming sports teams after indians, irish, animals or even vegetables as it is denigrating...I believe we should abolish all competitive sports and institute 'outcome based sports' like caucus racing and give the teams names like...The San Francisco Bay Area 'Serendipity'
...The way I see it, fly swatters are murder weapons, and flies should be accorded respect as 'Insect-Americans'
I won't claim posession or ownership of anything...so, it's not 'my' toothbrush or 'my' underwear
George Bush called hurricane Katrina a 'cruel and wasteful storm'...well who is he to rush to judgement? Maybe Katrina had an abusive childhood...or perhaps her rage was provoked by socioeconomic deprivation?...understanding is the key to our future.
All pigeons with avian flu should be given quality medical care.
...I'll not only go to the store for tampons, I'll shove one up my ass...why should she have to go through it alone?...it's not fair!
...I'm a really nice guy, and I like to be polite to everyone...but I don't care for the terms 'Sir' or 'Ma'am' as they gender specific and doggone it that's just not nice enough for me!
What should I do?...how do I politely adress someone if I don't know their name without resulting to linear, male dominated terminology?
I don't understand why we need to label things here in the West either...it's not nice!...everywhere else on earth people are completely gender blind...like in China, where women bind their feet to stunt their growth so they will be more aesthetically pleasing to men...or in Africa where little girls are sold into sexual slavery and have their sex organs mutilated...or in Arab countries where women aren't allowed to leave the house unescorted, and must walk five paces behind their husbands and aren't allowed to drive and must dress in stifling black drapery and face masks and are beheaded for adultery!..Those people are enlightened!...and nice!
The problem stems from that very antithesis of niceness...The White Heterosexual Working Class Male...rid the Earth of this scourge and everybody can just chill and get high and grow dreadlocks and niceness will reign supreme forever whether we like it or not! HAHAHA!!!
-FK63 |
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Hey!!...I'm a really nice guy!...
*HOW NICE ARE YOU?!?*
...I'm so Goddam nice that I send out 'don't mention it' cards
I don't have cancer, but I underwent chemo to show my support for Melissa Etheridge and I actually felt Tammy Lynn Michaels' labor pains!
I eat immitation meat and wear faux fur...because I don't want to kill animals, but I don't want them to think that they're not good enought for me!
I refer to myself as a 'male lesbian'...a woman who is attracted to other women trapped in the body of a man who is attracted to other women!
-FK63 |
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Is it possible to actually die of disgust? |
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'Bad news for Women' or 'Why your Man is a miserable, useless prick'...
"Woman, what have I to do with thee?"
-John 2:4
He was designed by his creator to be a nomadic hunter-gatherer, to use his mind and his body to provide necessities for his family and himself, of his own volition...his will. This was his road to salvation. But something went terribly wrong and he started tilling the land and growing roots...you wouldn't happen to know anything about that...would you?
You stood idly by at best, and many of you played key roles as informants, traitors and agents provocateurs as a demonic cabal, as a self-serving cryptocracy stripped your man of his human dignity and denied him of his deep fundamental need for power, not over others, but over the circumstances of his own life. Instead, he attempts to give meaning to an otherwise meaningless existence by allowing himself to become the cannon fodder of the long procession of senseless wars, in vicarious life as a spectator of professional sports where young, moody, self-absorbed brats are permitted to play ball in exchange for the spoils which were once reserved for real warriors in time of victory. Alchohol, drugs, gambling, pornography, infidelity, crime, suicide...these and worse have become the options for your man, who although reduced to a whipped, emasculated ,zombified wage-slave, will not be denied an outlet for his true nature...his will. Your proof lies in the prisons, insane asylums and graveyards.
Women's intuition my ass. Where was that 'intuition' when your man was being clipped and shorn? While his use of his will and resourcefulness were being outlawed? while he was denied of his natural right to use his wits and his clenched fists to defend his life and honor and your's, while you in turn were permitted to retain your far more subtle woman's power over him? Regardless, woman's power no longer produces the desired result...does it? He no longer worships you the way he once did, he doesn't bring flowers or write poems anymore.
What do women want? The question seems to be on everyone's mind, and it is thrown in your man's face over and over again. You want him to show sensitivity when it's quite convenient, you want him to 'take charge' when that suits you, you want him to earn more money, you want him to spend more time with you, you want him to 'get a life', you want, want, want...yet you refuse to hear what he wants...to feel like a man again.
Popular culture and the media, controlled by the cryptocracy has come to portray your man half-truthfully as a perpetual juvenile, impotent, diminutive and 'out to lunch', obsessed with his creature comforts, his toys and goofy little hobbies and pastimes. Even 'powerful' men are portrayed as mental cases and emotional wrecks and the only males who appear to exhibit wisdom and strength are black or gay (or both) even more forcefully rubbing your man's nose in proverbial shit while yourself and your effete rotten-boned offspring eat it all up and laugh yourselves into McOblivion and as you have reaped so shall you sow.
Woman, the day quickly approaches when your man is gone from this world, when you will be left to the tender mercies of the cabal and their legions of managers, slavedrivers, lechers, pimps and thugs...
Ask ye never again...Why?
-FK63
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For those of us who do not understand 'Collarmese', I offer translations of the following series of commonly used phrases and sentences...
" I do not want any messages from men...men will be blocked"
TR: " My hubby/bf/sugardaddy who makes the payments on my lexus and gives me an allowance for shoes and manicures wants a threesome. He's too busy earning money so I get to make the arrangements and it's gonna be on my terms!"
" I'm seeking no-strings-attached domestic service only"
TR: " I'm too damn lazy to clean my own house/trailer and I'm too cheap/broke to pay mexicans to do it" |
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'Collarmese' continued...
" Married men don't bother messaging me!"
TR: " ...because I plan to dress you as a girlscout, hogtie you, stick a dildo in your ass and leave you there while I go shopping with your american express, but I will not breach the sanctity of holy matrimony...I have my morals!"
" I don't do scat, edgeplay, blood, sounds, breathplay, needles, animals or children..."
TR: " Therefore a blowjob is out of the question!" |
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'Collarmese' continued...
" Women are all powerful, and far superior to men!"
TR: "Except for when I hear a strange noise in the middle of the night, or when I have a flat tire, or when the house is on fire, or when someone is choking or bleeding, or when my bills are past due, or when..."
" I am seeking a cuckhold"
TR: " Your male sexual fantasies are nothing but filth from the gutter, so don't even think about it; However my fantasy of having you tied to a chair to watch while I have sex with a porch monkey is a divine expression of the Goddess' pure white light of perfect wisdom and love, therefore I'm entitled.
" I am highly educated and well read, I expect the same from you"
TR: " I am a late bloomer who is taking psych101 at the community college, if you're going to hang with me you'll need to be a Phd, CEO, MD, jurisdoctor or at the very least a lowly engineer. |
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'Collarmese' continued...
" I am a BBW, so if you can't deal with that, don't bother me"
TR: "Let's get this straight, I'm not curvy or voluptuous, I'm so goddamn fat that I can't get my ass off this chair and I need somebody to fetch my lean cuisines and diet cokes 12-15 times a day."
" I am a pagan and a high priestess in my coven"
TR: " I have a couple of new age, white light books about 'The Goddess' and get this...I've actually read them...so there."
" BDSM and D/S is not just about kink and play...it's about trust and loyalty and surrender and love...it's an exchange of power"
TR: " You will give me and me alone your time, energy and loyalty, your money and assets, your everything and in exchange you will get the 'power' of knowing you've given me everything...because I'm a goddess...BTW, can I interest you in some Florida real estate?"
TBC... |
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