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About FesterAddams
If you're a vile train-wreck of a human being...I'd love to hear from you.
In the event that I *do* find more than amusement here, I can't say I'd mind having a nice bloodthirsty psychopath to be my little fluffy cupcake pie. I want a pet with claws, teeth, and a mean streak. And by mean streak I don't mean "bratty" or "naughty." I mean completely insane. Make-little-race-cars-out-of-your-poop insane.
I want more than just a sex toy. I want a lady who lives every day like it could be her last and enjoys the horrible things in life just as much as the wonderful ones. A woman who knows 6 billion people can indeed be wrong but won't let them ruin her good mood. The perfect organism, unclouded by conscience, remorse or delusions of morality.
On a more serious note, I don't plan on having sex again until I get into a serious relationship. The health risks outweigh the transient pleasure. My dick is an exemplary friend and fascinating conversationalist. It always picks the right wine for any meal, and is fluent is six languages. So I don't intend to go shoving it into random holes of mystery meat. I can wait for the right girl.
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Instead of listing my fetishes and peeves, I shall recount a night of intense passion:
One summer night I was hungry, tired, and horny. Woe upon misery. So I lay in bed watching TV, pondering whether to sleep, wank, or get a sandwich.
In a stunning feat of virility, I rose and stumbled to the kitchen. Did I make a sandwich with just ham and cheese? Oh no. I followed my dreams and put on the lettuce, tomatoes and mayo.
I returned to bed, and laid down to eat my victory feast. And it was good. But alas, I was still horny. What do do? Halfway through the sandwich, I wasn't that hungry anymore. I could have gotten up to put it in the kitchen. I could have at least gotten up to get paper towels. But I like to live dangerously.
I balanced the plate on my chest and wanked with all the might that only a half asleep guy who just ate can wank. My fantasies brought me intense visions of ravishing the woman of my dreams. And I got a wicked super hard boner, and it was totally sweet. 8====D lolzorz i r00l.
As I neared cumming, I figured I could just grab really hard to keep from spooging all over myself. But I was too tired, so I resorted to plan B: Spooge all over myself. I drifted off to sleep. (And I probably had that stupid dream about repairng farm equipment. What the fuck is up with that? I've never been on a freakin farm! Why the hell would I have that dream for the fifth fucking time??) err...I mean I...my dreams swam though intense moments holding the woman of my dreams in a passionate embrace.
The next day, I woke with my spoogey essence all over my pants, and with a half eaten sandwich mashed into my bedsheets from rolling over it in my sleep.
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