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When a message begins with " I want to serve you." I already know a sub is full of shit. How the hell are you going to serve from a different county, let alone, from another state. For example this is the exact email I received:
Im Greg, 37 years of age living in LA originally from London England.
I am new to this online but not the lifestyle, i am broadening my search area to hopefully find a more compatible partner or ideally a wife.
To which I responded:
More importantly, how often are you commuting to SD to court me? In your mind how exactly do you see this working?
Needless to say, I never heard back from Gregjones37
If you want to serve, your ass would already be in CA. I am incredibly offended by the stupidity of people and their illusions of devotion. In their mind, they're the perfect slave, but have yet to serve anything except a burger at McDonalds. |
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OOh child,
The scammers are out and about!
Some of these "LA" boys look like the boys from W.Hollywood. Way too pretty to be hetero.
Glad I"m not into looks. I'd be pissed. |
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To my detractors:
For those of you who choose to provide me with an unsolicited opinion, I retort with this:
SO WHAT....the only opinion that matters, is that of my parents. I can assure you, once I left the nest, their only opinion of my life is, " You're an adult, I thought you knew what you were doing...."
Your parental influence reflects badly upon them and you. This is what parents should instill in their children:
http://shine.yahoo.com/ellen-good-news/stranger-makes-single-moms-day-free-meal-234500227.html
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I've discovered a new toy. The 24 hour virtual sub. I posted an ad on CL. EVERY untrained sub applied. Its so nice to prove a man incapable of serving. It's not even difficult what I ask. They just can't take it and I love "try before you buy" |
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A Wolf in Sheeps Clothing
I often wonder how many switches or doms got their ass kicked because they did not fully disclose their leanings at the beginning of a conversation. I have come across so many switches and tops that want to "play" sub. I pity the fool that decides to switch. I don't bottom. |
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As an experienced Domme, I usually have a policy to not play with people that are attached. They either flake or get to the first session and have remorse. Such is the case with my new play toy. Perhaps, he'll figure it out. |
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Interesting things happen when you don't interview a new sub...He's into cbt, corporal and cuckolding. Oh! The delights I am going to have with him.
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. . . and just like, she found the light at the end of the tunnel. Have not collared him, but he is what this girl needs. |
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Its all worth it when you find the right one. Hopefully, I didn't scare him away by being way too much for him. The problem with enjoying what one does. |
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Failure to follow directions:
Feedme77--sent an email regarding how he would enjoy fecal play. I do not share that interest.
completesissy--sent this email: i need my bottom beaten black n blue and i am in san diego; could you send a contact number? Sure, I'll get right on that.....I love Subs topping from the bottom.
Submissivedad56: He is a dom, pretending to be a sub. He tops from the bottom, tries to "suggest" what you should do and talks trash about women. Its a good thing I'm street smart, otherwise this fool would have ended up either in the hospital or arrested. He's also married.
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Intoxication of Pain.
I recently interviewed a sub whom liked it rough. Thought it did not work out between us, it has me intoxicated. Oh gracious, the thought of spanking, caning, whipping, and nipple torture has my head spinning. I was never a pain queen. But, should there be any submissive into such play, please don't hesitate to say hello. ;-)
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The Bigger Picture
Conversations with God, Vol 3, Everything you have done, has led you to this point.
Pride Weekend was fabulous! All the beautiful men, half naked parties and drunken debauchery. For me, the weekend was highlighted by speaking with about a dozen subs. It was great.
For all the complaints about fakes and phonies on CM, there are quite a number of people that are looking. Each of us is looking for the right match. Each of us is looking for the person that will bring out the best in each of us and make us want to be a better person.
I believe you attract what you resonate. It never ceases to surprise me, the drama queens, are the first to complain about someone else. Its as though they're Dorothy, and a tornado just landed on them. Tornadoes do come with warnings.
Before you get pissed at why you're not getting what you want, you may want to get over yourself. After all, people in hell want ice water.
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I may be PHAT,
but I'm not spending my afternoon trolling, when a party is right in my front yard.
I'll be at Babycakes, the Loft, and Tandoori Hut for a good time.
Follow me on Foursquare. |
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Men with impulse control issues
Happy Pride Everyone. Its Pride Weekend here in San Diego. I'm minding my own business on Collarme when I get messaged by a few subs. V12 wants to worship my feet, and bgheartwfire wants to serve
V12 was hot. Had a great time chatting with him, but alas, its the morning after and I send a text. NOTHING.
bheartwfire asks for my number, to send pictures and then asks to call me so we can chat. WTF? No thanks, I'm not interested. The phone rings 2 minutes later. I'm not interested. 7 emails later, I"m still being harassed and questioned why I have an issue with the fact he called. Dude, you invited yourself into my space under false pretenses.
What the hell is wrong with people? Act first, think later.
I'm over it. Hopefully we can all learn from these experiences.
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I interviewed a slave today. He even read my profile. Lucky me! The initial interview went well.... lets see what else happens. |
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Reprint from some anonymous slave's journal
"Dear Mistress, Do me, do me, do this to me, do that to me, do this other thing to me, wear these clothes while you are doing it, force me to do these other things, and by the way I expect some kinky sex acts. Here is a picture of my big hard cock for Your pleasure. I've only sent it to 6,342 women on this site so far, so it should make you feel really special that I'm sending it to you too. I won't pay you money because pros are so selfish and demanding. You have to do all this stuff to me just because You like it, and if You don't, then obviously you are not a Real Domme. I didn't actually read your profile and I could not care less about what you are looking for or who you are as a person. I just want you to wear sexy clothes and do me. I'm married and sneaking around so discretion is a must. I expect you to stay in your dungeon and never talk to me if you happen to see me on the street with my real friends and family. I can't give You my phone number or my real name either. But I'm really, really submissive. In fact, I am your total sex slave. To prove it, here is another picture of my big hard cock in bondage. If you're a Real Domme, you will write back immediately. If you don't write back, you're just a fake, so fuck you, bitch. Submissively, Your Slave." |
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Reprinted courtesy of Mistress Amber 1
I am amused by the subs that call Dommes fake - or the fact that tribute is required. That if we were real -
The only ones who are real are very large & unattractive.
Do you ever think that the Dommes do not want to waste their time with someone who may not give them pleasure -
maybe your limit of pain is not enough to make us crack a smile.
and speaking of crack - ass crack that is -
maybe your ass won't take a dildo the size of King Kongs cock.
maybe while being choked you can only take it for 5 seconds and we prefer your face to turn a pretty shade of red .
maybe when addressed to suck another sub or a dildo - you balk and cry about gagging - who gives a fuck - did you give a fuck when you were trying to jam that pathetic little thing you call a dick down some bitches throat - I think not !
So, the DOMMES that required tribute are worth it and you should be elated that they are having a session with you... |
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