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Tall, Tattooed Dominant seeks an obedient, submissive girl. I'm a well-mannered, well-read, well-written, well-spoken, experienced Dom. I am a self-employed graphic designer and illustrator. I am also a certified hypnotist. I am affectionate, caring and kind. I am strict, but fair. I'm very tall, in good shape with a good career... ideally, I desire a wonderful girl for a long term relationship; one who understands the role of a sub; one who longs to serve; one who wants to be cared for and desired. You are loving, affectionate, cuddly, witty, obedient, polite, honest, serious and sane. You are eager to serve, and to please. You are genuine and crave a committed relationship with someone who truly cares about you. Your submission will be the greatest gift you can bestow upon me. It is a gift I will cherish and not take for granted. In my hands you will find your every dream and desire a reality. I shall be your guide, leading you through this journey - exploring uncharted waters with you, pushing your limits and, in using you, fullfill you. -------- Alternate Tongue-in-Cheek Profile for the Humour Gifted-------- Evil Scientist seeks International Woman of Mystery to foil my plans of World Domination to help me complete my Evil Doctorate (having Evil Plans foiled is a requirement of the course)... THIRLLS! at the sight of another zany Evil Gadget?... CHILLS! at the sound of Evil Diabolical Laughter?... SPILLS! as the Evil Scientist knocks over the Milk?... (for the 5th time this week) ..............................so-retro-to-die-for radioactive suit optional... ..................................... .Future Plans include opening North America's first Evil Discount store: 'Welcome to Evil Mart?, where the Diabolical Laughter? is free!' ..................................... .................yes, the Evil Scientist needs to get out more...

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2/19/2008 3:49:03 PM
*Amish*... I said elderly, deaf *Amish* not elderly deaf *Irish*!!!!! Elderly deaf irish men are not suitable zombie fighters... *sigh*

2/18/2008 7:15:53 AM
... Perhaps a kinky dating site isnt the *best* place to advertise for elderly, deaf Amish men.

2/17/2008 6:38:25 AM
SWS (Single White Scientist) seeks deaf amish men for long term assignment. Preference given to the elderly. Must have proficiency with farm tools. Working knowledge of black powder explosives an asset.

2/16/2008 6:52:11 AM
Ahhh - achieving some success with my zombie contagion, finally. I am having a bit of trouble managing the first few experiments though - *sigh* good minions are hard to find. Hmmmm... I need to get myself a handful of deaf, amish zombie hunters. Because a deaf, amish zombie hunter is the BEST zombie hunter you could possibly find. Don't ask, it's science... you would never understand.

2/15/2008 9:58:20 PM
I've been occupied with some - 'special' - projects as of late, so havent made time to update my journal, but I took a night off tonight to treat myself to a trip out at the cinema. The best line I have seen in a long time: I'M SAMUEL. HELLO. Now, back to brewing my zombie contagion.

2/5/2008 6:51:48 PM
After a hard day of yelling at minions and plotting global domination, I thought I would take a few minutes and answer some of the emails that have been piling up. Lo and behold (behold I tell you!) I get a new one in today: '(namewithheld, because I am polite) on 2/5/08 at 9:40 PM: greetings. My girlfriend likes overweight men. wondering if you would be interested? (namewithheld, again - curse my manners!) First off... I *hardly* consider myself to qualify for an overweight fetish... Second off... what goes through someone's mind to approach another person like that? Having been a bit tuckered out from the day's toils, I am feeling just a smidge (*smidge*) sensitive - the last thing I need is to have to watch my diet right now... o.O *sigh* Time to make my mind control ray my top priority once again.

2/4/2008 1:51:09 PM
I appear to have been foiled in my several attempts to discern the identity of the other party seeking Weapon's Grade Plutonium. Stymied even. So now, I shall resort to what Evil Geniuses? everywhere are more than proficient with: Threats. Whoever is also seeking Weapon's Grade Plutonium, cease and desist immediately, or the kitten gets it! http://www.jesus-kashmir-tomb.com/images/Gun_Kitten.jpg

2/3/2008 7:15:29 AM
It has come to my attention that someone else appears to be seeking quantities of Wepon's Grade Plutionium - posted on this 'List by Craig' or whatever it is... This certainly throws a wrench into my plans - how much Weapon's Grade Plutonium is actually available out there? Not much, I would wager. Well, all signs point to it being a seller's market right now, which is... unfortunate. I will need to generate some more capital. And quickly.

2/2/2008 7:04:28 AM
Received a lovely letter today from an acquaintance of mine, Colonel M'batu. He is doing well. The wife and kids are doing fine. His mistress is also doing well. He's planning a foray into his local politics and he needs some manpower for his run at office. I think I am going to rent him some of those extra henchmen I have - even though I have received some interest in them as a contra arrangement for the Weapon's Grade Plutonium I seek. Cash is more liquid anyway, and you dont have to feed and house cash.

2/1/2008 2:00:48 PM
Evil Scientist seeks Weapon's Grade Plutonium. Please contact me with quantity and price. Cash or contra - I have a number of henchmen I would be willing to part with (use them as Security, or as Subjects of Experiments!).

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ImCumming
 
 Age: 29
 Austin, Texas