I am acknowledging that 'waitingforwhip' is under my protection. She is a former partner and this is at her request. We are not in a relationship.

Why do people (OK female 'submissives' and 'slaves') post a profile on CollarMe and then fail to even open let alone answer any emails they receive?

Doh!

Still genuine, still seeking, is the right person out there? Ms Right rather than "Ms Right Now?

I had an hour of my life wasted tonight by yet another poseur. 50 minutes in she started giving me the same story I had heard a few months before from a different name, different face photos but same town. A few simple questions and it was clear I had the same con woman - or should that be 'conman'. I am not a dial-a-wank service. Beware of submissives from Leicester.

I offer the gift of pain. Dare you cross my threshold and put yourself in my care?

It seems there are a lot of dreamers on this site. You may have a dream but I offer a reality. You may have a fantasy but I offer the chance to turn that fantasy into an experience.

Yes, cages are draughty.

Yes, ankle cuffs can hurt if you lie in them all night.

Yes, a breakfast served in a dog bowl can seem less appetising. 

This is the difference between fantasy and reality.

Fantasies are always perfect, that is why they are called fantasies.

I offer the real deal. The question is: "Do you want it?"

I offer the gift of pain, the solace of companionship.

Again I will say this very clearly... my profile means what it says. You may 'talk the talk', I 'walk the walk'. If you want to learn the meaning of control within a consensual relationship then I will talk to you. If there is mutual ground we can take things further. There is an opportunity here for the right woman. Could that be you?

The profile means what it says.