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Update complete.� Collarme is so much more fun after a snifter of Whisky. Lord knows for the most part that every one on here is the bomb.� SS. Oh and girls, Leathers, black metal spikes, studs, and Maiden shirts will surely make you cool this winter.� Your favorite song is "Where Eagles Dare" in case anyone asks. I am also actively seeking gay male transgendered subservient hipsters fags.
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��� This will change. I love filling these things out. I've been into this lifestyle since I got my first wet dream. I have to be in control. I have been referred to as Alpha, and to be honest, yes, that is what I am. If I am not in control then I am most likely not breathing either.
Ok, so what do I like to do? Well I pretty much like to do everything at least once. Just because I like doing it doesn't mean you have to and vise versa. I am very open minded when it comes to myself and others. I have always been able to get along better with people that are polar opposite of me. I am very intolerant to stupidity, however.
My hobbies include but are not limited to; Anything having to do with nature and being outside (fishing, camping, hiking, star gazing, DIABOLICAL FULLMOON MYSTICISM), anything having to do with anything mechanical (building/automotive/repair), cooking anything and everything with meat in it, watching movies (old horror, comedy, action, westerns, troma, mind fucks, clint eastwood), photography, art, boardgames, old cemetaries, politics (libertarian, conservative), conspiracy theories, d-program.net, thedirty.com, hotchickswithdouchebags.com, tom foolery, war strategies, guitars, the three stooges, reading (occult, horror, war, true crime, pornograghic), people watching (if you don't know what that means then good), weapons, incense, coffee, I love my job and working. I love music (oldies, old country, old blues, early era punk, classic rock, bluegrass, classical, industrial, electronic, ambient, triple 6 mafia[early], speed/thrash/sludge/doom/war/grind/death/black metal) , it is my life, obviously, I like listening to music (vinyl only), I like writing music, playing music, and performing as well. Do not ask who I play with or what bands I play with because I will not tell you. I keep it to myself as it would definitely cause damage to my career as a tradesman. 40+ hours of my week are devoted to working for major businesses throughout Illinois and surrounding states. I prefer them not knowing about what I do for fun. It keeps things exciting and I know Satanic rituals, the Occult, black magik, total human annihilation, ritual killings, global eradication, scorched earth policy, orgies, blood, cum, hot rods, drugs, sex, and alcohol will not look right on my resume.
And now, why I am here. Well thats easy. I'm looking to meet new people who share my love for the taboo. Real people no doubt. People who would like to develope a bond that could�in�time turn�into a relationship that lasts.�I used another site kinda like this one whose name I am not going to mention and much to my surprise, it was hella lame. And the following words I am going to leave you with come from my previous profile and the same still holds true for slut(s) that I seek when it comes to the kinkiness.
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*Sluts, you are all born into submission.
In search of sleazy piece(s) of meat to use and abuse. No holes barred. Sadistic cruelty, degradation, depravity, humiliation, and pain a must. Cumdumpsters, bimbos, spit, chokers, gaggers, and hard abuse pain sluts welcome. No fake, bullshit bondage. No photo, no fucking message. Don't like it, fuck off. No wankers and no faggots. Thigh high stockings and heels are strongly encouraged.*
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Oh and no profile on this site is complete without one of these...
***WARNING: Any institutions or individuals using this site or any of its associated sites for poopies or peepees - You DO HAVE permission to use all of my shitty profile pictures in any and all forms both flushed and floating. Molested or unmolested. Preferably raped and bleeding . If you have or do, it will NOT be considered a violation of my genitalia and will NOT be subject to ramifications of your stretched ass and pissholes because I couldn't afford a lawyer if my life depended on it and frankly who gives a shit. What the fuck are you going to do with my pictures or anyone else's pictures other than wank it? Does this make me sound special???? Hazaa!!!
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This is my first writing on here and there is more to come. I'm not done yet but I've had enough. Any questions please ask. I will respond. I am not a douchebag or an asshole. I ask that you give me that same respect back. Thanks.
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Congratulations!! You win the prize of being like me and genuinely wanting to learn about people on this site.� Now quit being shy and say something.� Its easy.��� I am whole heartedly seeking my second half.�An actual relationship, not a one night stand, booty call, or hook up.� I�am looking for�someone to learn with, to grow with, to love and to hold and share�my all�with. A bestfriend, whatever you want to call it.�This box is only a way to�attempt to express how�I view myself but the best way to learn about someone�is�by�talking,�writing, and socializing.� Give it a chance. Don't�be�lame.�
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I've been having an overwhelming urge to get completely fucked up on alcohol and Pepsi products/powdery substances with a like minded individual and do insanely fucked up shit. If only such like minded individuals existed on this site. What a good time it would be. If you happen to be that type of individual then message the hell out of me!!!! |
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Added a couple of new pictures for all you queers in TV land out there. Enjoy! |
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Once again if you've made it this far, good for you.? More and more this site seems fucked.? Fakes and fucking weirdos are all around us.? I am getting to the point where I am fucking refusing to message anyone or waste my fucking?time responding to fucking time wasters . Period.? My time is too precious so if you are into any of the following do not fucking hesitate to message me.? I am not a douche but I do like to "get fucked up and do fucked up shit."? If you don't know what horror flick that line is from then you fucking suck indeed. Yes, fuck...if you don't like it, fuck off.
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1. Real human beings
2. LTR
3.Fetish outfits
4.Having a tongue buried deep inside your hole(s)
5.Gangbang
6.DP
7.Orgies
8.Anal beads
9.Spit
10.Biting
11.Blow jobs
12.Anal
13.Degradation
14.Debauchery
15.Tantra
16.Threesomes
17.Zombiecunts
18.Crazy straws (yes I said crazy straws)
19.Wolfplay
20.Verbal humiliation
21.Thigh high boots
22.Butt plugs
23.Ass slapping
24.Face slapping
25.Cunt slapping
26.Spit
27.Mutual masturbation
28.Spit
29.Face slapping
30.Cunnalingus
31.Handcuffs
32.Whiskey
33.Plowing snow/hitting the slopes
34.Facials
35.Deepthroat
36.High heels
37.DD tits
38.Stockings
39.Face sitting
40.Young and inexperienced
41.Runny eye makeup
42.Tit fucking
43.Redheads
44.Sluts
45.Redheads
46.Flowers
47.Making out
48.Beatings
49.18 year old chicks
50.Fuck sessions
51."taking care of yourself down there"
52."having your shit together"
53.TPB
54.Scategories (the game, stupid)
55.Beautiful vaginas(as in no blue waffle, inside out, roast beef, purple people eater)
56.Fishnets
57.Dommes (yes, I have been with dommes.? If you have never met your match then you suck.? Best times I have ever had.? Fuck labeling yourself.? I've been treated by some woman before and it was fucking awesome and vice versa. Quit living your life labeled.)
58.Music (if you don't like music then you probably have no soul either....fuck off!!)
59.A sense of humor (my friends offer to pay me for mine...if you can't laugh at some of this then you are totally fucked and need to put a gun in your mouth and paint the ceiling)
60. Handcuffs
61."Making a german spectacle of myself"
62."Getting fucked up and doing fucked up shit"
63. If you don't know what two movies?61&62 are from, you should probably check your pulse and make sure you aren't living under a rock.
64. Moonskin
65. size 6 and below. Stiletto.
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Are there any real female subs/slaves on collarme anymore? I noticed in the past week that some fucking loser made like 15 fake profiles on here. Porn stars for profile pic and the usual bullshit about me box. What the fuck is the point?
So I sent messages to about 10 fakes on here and now collarme won't let me send messages. Gay. So much for the 1st ammendment. |
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Whenever I see "dominant" females on this site I can not help but laugh. Dominant females? Seriously? Please? There is no such thing. All women are born into submission . And then what really tops it off is when you read their profiles they demand a "tribute" or "buy me some fucking stupid cowboy boots". Thats what you call dominant? You can't even afford your fucking lifestyle. How is that dominant? You aren't even in control of your life if you don't make enough money to buy a fucking pair of shoes. How pathetic. How come women are paid 75% on the dollar to what a male makes? Easy. You can't work without the fear of breaking a nail, or picking up a heavy box, or having the mental capacity to get into a conversational dispute without crying, freaking out, and then running into a corner, or I'm on my period I need the day off cuz I'm a cranky, whiney ass slut. What a joke. You shouldn't even have the option of checking the dominant box on this site when you set up a profile if you're a female. Why has there never been a female president, or a female general, or a female philosopher, or a female engineer, or a whiskey named jamie daniels, or jenny beam, or a female making any notable contribution to society??? Because you are all fucking weak. Physically and mentally! FUCK YOU!!! SUCK THE SHIT OFF MY DICK!!!
Let the hate mail begin.....the truth hurts. |
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I'm starting a 2nd list of confirmed fakes/phonies/scammers/timewasters. I feel compelled to do something about this since the arseholes that run collarme don't seem to give a shit.
-jenwjga
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I just decided that I think one liners are cool and I am not being sarcastic. Seriously. Whats wrong with making a statement that is one sentence long? Why put the effort in writing something when some collarme cunt or douche bag cocksmoker is gonna just fucking erase it anyways? One liners for life. Send those shits. Thats how conversations get started anyways...who goes up to someone in a bar and tells them their life story the first time the meet? Unless you're a stuck up, narccisistic arsehole. And not having perfect grammar is also cool. Look at how I spelled narccisistic. I mean come on...who really gives a fuck...unless you're really that fucking conceited for fucks sake.d] |
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I'm starting a list of people using fake/porn actors pictures:
-Mytits4U
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Why are there so many fake fucking assholes on this site. I have received several messages from weird fucking individuals on here that are blatantly stealing other peoples fucking "about me" section on their profile copying and fucking pasting it, changing the name, stealing some random photo, and then wasting my fucking time with their pathetic, sick, demented fucking stupid, ignorant fucking stupidity. FUCK OFF AND FUCKING DIE YOU FUCKING WEIRD FUCK ASSHOLES! DO THE WORLD A FAVOR AND PUT A GUN IN YOUR FUCKING MOUTH AND PAINT THE FUCKING CEILING. YOU ARE UTTERLY WORTHLESS AND SERVE NO PURPOSE TO THE HUMAN RACE OTHER THEN PISSING ME THE FUCK FUCKING OFF! DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES THAT "RUN" COLLARME. |
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I'm going to be in St. Louis/Hazelwood/Florissant, MO area from October 10th to the 14th on business if any subs/slaves in the area would like to get together for a damn good time. Oh and I am from the Chicagoland(IL) area so look the fuck out because I love southern chicks!!! I'm a sucker for accents. |
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The whole human race is fucked up and this site is a perfect reflection of that. Human beings are a disease that is uncontainable and it need to be excised from this earth like a boil. Every last one of you scum fucking treacherous, idiotic pieces of shit. Nietzsche was right, except I have no pity. Kill them all, thats what I say. |
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I just got back from my 2nd business trip to kentucky only to find myself obsessed with girls with southern accents. So amazing it hurts. |
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Attention. I am seeking a slave/sub female (of course) play partner/partners (bring a friend) for tonight. If you are interested in some no strings attached dirtiness hit me up on collarme. I advise you to read my profile first. I am known to be hardcore. Some would say, "I like to get fucked up and do fucked up shit." |
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I want to beat the kissy lips off your face with my dick. |
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Can someone tell me why the fuck people use pictures of pornstars as their profile pictures. I wanna hear from a person that is ACTUALLY doing this. You know who you are... |
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Looks like my journal entry inspired someone to start on a healthy diet full of properly proportioned meals, tube steak, and daily exercise. It made me feel so good that I had to put it out there for everyone to see....
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You know what, so you dont like the BBW well i am a big girl and have tons of men thinking i am hot-stuff.... Your a tooth pick who I could break in two... Thanks a lot drug addict ... YUCK CITY!!!!!!!!! |
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Sounds like a peronal problem. That is a scary thought. However, tons of hot men/pigs in heat wanting to have their way with your jelly rolls on collar me must make you feel like the pope. Congratulations. Thanks for your lame message.
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The bbw pics on collarme are getting out of hand. I will be having nightmares for the next week. Thanks a lot fatties. Yuck city!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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So bored I am smoking a bowl. |
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***WARNING: Any institutions or individuals using this site or any of its associated sites for poopies or peepees - You DO HAVE permission to use all of my shitty profile pictures in any and all forms both flushed and floating. Molested or unmolested. Preferably raped and bleeding . If you have or do, it will NOT be considered a violation of my genitalia and will NOT be subject to ramifications of your stretched ass and pissholes because I couldn't afford a lawyer if my life depended on it and frankly who gives a shit. What the fuck are you going to do with my pictures or anyone else's pictures other than wank it? Does this make me sound special???? Hazaa!!!
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When did this site turn into a last resort for morbidly obese and torturously unattractive broads? More often than not I find myself ready to vomit at the site of some of these profiles. When did the BDSM scene turn into a place for fat chicks to try to get laid? Your body is a temple that is meant to be worshipped first and foremost by your self!!! If you don't care about your self how can you care for others? |
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Exekution Massakre Kommando is practicing once again in Chicago and looking for a good dirty slut to pass around during band practice. There are three of us total and we are all well endowed by our creator. We are especially interested in finding a slut who is capable of double penetration. We will supply all the party favors. If you are interested please contact me via collarme. Check us out at www.myspace.com/exekutionmassakrekommando
-Massakre |
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Where are all the ladies that like to hit the slopes? This summer is already turning out to be chilly at my end of the park. I'm snowblind and that is for damn sure. |
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Attention ladies. Learn to read. Do not message me unless you have a picture or you have included one in the message. Fuck! And fuck off trannies. You sick assholes |
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| Age: 38 |
| CHESHIRE,
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