DocLucy

You are 19, and you want to dominate me?

Girl, you are not even enough for breakfast!

NOT fake pic. MY eyes.

Happy International Women's Day for us!

MINUS ONE CELSIUS in Houston. Can't recall when was the last time I faced this cold in Europe!

Happy New Year!

I said: NO women. What part of those two words you did not understand, bitch?

Add YM to that list, too.

Update. I blocked you on CM, too.

Please do NOT give me drama. If you do, I remove and block you from my Skype account. Like I just did.

And how freaking disrespectful that while we are having a conversation, you chat/type mail to someone else.

OOO! NOT again! NOT this early morning? What kind of weekend start is that?!

Mr. Mortimer Beaumont (or whatever your fugly name is), why did you not learn by now that I am not the one whom you can screw... If you are remaking your profile (hm, wonder for what reason...), at least change that fugly mail you send out to scam (just like you change your fugly name).

Off for the day.

You are lucky. That you are getting spanked only.

If I'd be there, your ass (and balls) would be kicked.

Officially fed up with all the BS and with all those who want to serve me.

So, here what some other mistresses tell you (I concur):

You either buy something nice for me (Christmas is coming), OR get your ass over here, start cleaning my kitchen, taking care of my laundry, review my car maintenance, and so on.

Oh, no? That is too much for you? So tell me *exactly* how you imagined to serve ME?

Don't even bother to mail me. I am not going to answer.

PS.

I am sorry, I think I have been nice to many people before, no matter it is CM, Yahoo, Skype or Niteflirt, but today I am just completely fed up.

Do not ever call me (again). You fugly liar. And quit checking on my profile. This is why your wife is not having sex with you (and no, don't be surprised why women are treating you badly).

To all the pathetic losers (listen carefully what this dominant woman [=ME for the imbecile] is telling you):

Whining that you are being ripped off by fake women who are only interested in your money, yet paying those who are really fake? Welcome to the wonderful world of deception. You deserve it, because you are dumb. So do yourself a favor, buddy. Learn how to search images on Google. That should save you some money (and get access to many more pictures than just 3 for $20).

Click. Click. Click.

You are blocked.

Please read my profile before you contact me.

I do not reach out, and I am not contacting anyone. So don't come to complain about me. I did not start to harass you.

I hate to say this but some of you like a bunch of idiots, no wonder that you are hanging here for 5-10 years and have nothing else to do just to whine like a bunch of pussies about women who would not waste their times without seeing you ringing the cashier first.

Now good luck in that case.

I do not give a flying rat's ass whether you consider my posts arrogant, aggressive or assholish. Remember, I have been in the US long enough to learn that attitude.

Shill? Whatever. I did NOT contact you - keep that in mind "doctor".

Tschuss.

HM. You concluded the European country based on my IP address??? WRONG! I am very much writing from HOUSTON. Besides I am not sure how CM mails showing my IP address. In case somehow you obtained my hotmail/yahoo/etc. e-mail addresses, you should know by now that I am very much writing from Houston, or at least from Texas.

You concluded that I am not a doctor. HM. Again. How did you come up with that? Did you see my resume online?

So many stupid people.

OK, I am NOT into endless mail exchanges. You had your shot, you blew it, so move on. Neeext!

I don't reach out to contact guys.

I am not surprised that many CM girls want you to tribute first or buy something for them using their NiteFlirt/Amazon wishlist, because no one likes to waste time.

And yes, I still log in to check my mails, but barely reply.

"Thank you" very much for the ass and penis pictures. Like I am unable to find trillions of them on the net.

Thank you for calling me through a $h!tty phone connection from London, then wondering why I answered what I answered. If you really read my profile... I don't have a type II. cochlear hearing of a bottle-nosed dolphin, so speak up!

True. I still log in to check my mails, but not responding a lot.

To sum most of my experience here:

MEN are looking for free (phone) sex

WOMEN are looking for money.

Most.

What's wrong with all these "men"?

I give my Skype/YM IDs FREE, and they chicken out.

Off this place.

Bye.

CHAOS.

Multiplied.

Decide whether you are married, divorced, widowed or single.

Should not be difficult.

Not even on a fourth grade level.

Til then I will just go back and continue admiring Jonas Altberg.

Back.

I did have to hide my profile, because I received so many mails that I was unable to keep up with and wanted to have a quiet weekend (not one in front of the computer).

Again, thank you for all the attention.

Have a happy week.

Homeland? Clue is hidden in this profile.

NO dominant men.

NO married men.

No angry men.

NO dominant married angry men.

Because you cannot play with your wife, it does not mean you should do with me.

And definitely NO threats. I don't take it well. You will be blocked within a blink.

I was very straightforward and told that I am NOT looking to play with married men. Why to lie on the phone?

And btw, take off that 20 years younger pic from your profile (and add two more years to your age and several more lbs).

You said you can talk, but when on the call, you don't know how to set up your mic and call me impatient? So FAKE.

Let's get things straight: I am going to spend no more than 5 minutes with you. Don't try to call me when you mic is not set up yet.

It's raining in Houston. Hallelujah.

No one said it will be easy to find someone here.

As a reminder: NO married men, please.

Men? Subs? Slaves?

NO! Bunch of pussies.

What's wrong with all these guys? I am giving my YM/Skype username, because I do want to hear their voice, and suddenly they quit replying and go underground, haha.

Time wasters.

Weird. Weird. Weird.

The mails I am getting.

I meant to address it a few days ago, but got time only now to sit down.

Not going to do it every day (I mean the bragging), just for now.

So I have been told about the scammers, fakes and phonies, and here we go.

Many people claim to be something that they are not. When I offer to talk over the phone (using YM/Skype/Google Voice), I am getting many rejections... that should say something...

If you claim to be a healthcare professional, just so you know, I can ask two questions and test your knowledge (and honesty). Consider that before contacting me. In return, you can ask as many questions as you want.

I have written a few words about what turns me off before, let me add a few to that list:

- "cannot talk on the phone right now" - well, then why are you online, browsing collarme.com and chatting with me?

- getting close to midnight phone calls from your exes, while you are on the phone with me

- promiscuity (for those who claim BDSM does not always involve sex, yet posting porn pictures which don't have not much to do with BDSM [not that I am an expert])

About the mails I am getting (I picked up two only for now):

Considering that I was not born in an anglophone country, and took (British) English only for 4 years in HS (and well, one more year while grad student back in Europe), wrote a thesis in (American) English and trying to finish a dissertation, I think I have developed some knowledge detecting different dialects, accents and terminology. My BS-o-meter was also perfected to a level that many are envying - I wish I could have been half-wise that I am now years ago, I would not have ever got married.

So, if you try to spam me, just a few things to consider:

1. Do not send two long mails.

2. Do not send them about 5 minutes apart.

3. Make sure to change your physical characteristics on your second fake account, for God's sake (do not have the same age on both of your fake accounts, same height, weight, orientation, ethnicity) - especially if you are never planning to meet with your scammed 'victims'. Though I am not sure what the purpose is then.

4. Do not have discrepancy between your stats and the stats you are alleging in your longgg mail.

5. Make sure that your English stands up to either the basics of the American or British English, especially if you claim to live here (or in the UK?). In contrary to the popular belief, Americans are not idiots like the majority of the world believes about them (in lay term, their BS-o-meter is good enough, too - take it as a compliment from a European!). This means that you should have used the terminology utilized by folks who live in the US or in the UK.

6. Should you attach pictures, be aware that those are always searchable. If not by me, I will pass to someone else (who, btw, works in the IT-industry for 20+ years).

Now let's get into specifics:

Letter One:

1. Expressions:

Living here for quite some time, I can tell that I have never heard the following expressions (copying ad pasting here) - yes, I do know that my mother tongue is NOT English, and most of my readings are related to the healthcare field, not to BDSM, yet):

- Sovereign Dominant Personage

- liberty trust absence

- Mindfulness Meditation

- hermit periods

- emense benefit

2. Other things that stand out:

- Constantly mixing the "are" and "or" words

- Foreigners (including me) has no sense about the correct order of words in a sentence and love to write long sentences (trust me, many of the corrections on my dissertation work pointed out that I write longgg sentences), here is the example, with incorrect grammatics, of course:

I  have long ago learned that for certain woman the whipping and torture of a consensual male restrained naked and subjected to whipping and electro torture and clamping gives those woman a sort of multi dimensional euphoria which equals if not surpasses normal copulation orgasms.

- No one talks about her parents (living/deceased?) in the first mail. And btw, in the American every day life, it would probably under the TMI category

- Willing to take health insurance for the time being held in captivity

More to say, but trying to keep it short (I guess I passed that several rows ago).

Now, letter two was more interesting (and longer):

Letter Two:

1. Expressions:

- (house)husbandry

- voluntary servitude

- salutations to you

- complietly (instead of completely; took some time til I figured it out)

- Intelligent Quotient (instead of saying simply IQ; just so you know, IQ 90 is the lower average in your age group)

- servility collar

2. Other things that stand out:

- "duel national" instead of dual nationality

- bragging too much about the knowledge of law (irrelevant to the topic; of note, yeah, Internet search helps to know law better, so may I suggest to do it on medical topics, too and start curing yourself?)

- grammatical mistakes that most of us, foreigners we make frequently in both written and verbal English, for example "The overwhelming majority of the public are ignorant..."- when a group is acting like a whole, it would be 'is' instead of the 'are' (again, consider that I am not a linguist, but a healthcare professional, so I might not be correct, but it poked my eyes immediately)

- talking about yourself as "one is" instead of "I am"

- "nurse's aide" does not come from American English, it is CNA or certified nurse aid here

- labour vs. labor (British vs. American English; although tried hard writing practice instead of practise without consistency)

- shrank 2 inches in his description stat compared to the one on his main page

Common things in both mails:

- Unusual long mails

- Using italic letter type

- Using expressions that are not used regularly in the spoken American English

- Not sending picture, but stating full name at the end of both letters, while providing city and state for both characters

- Using unconventional names in both letters

- None of those names exists in the US (searched using several search engines)

- lots of BS, nothing concrete

- use of Passive Voice in places, where natural (English) speakers don't use

- mentioning deceased parents

- mentioning inheritance, wealth (or lack of that)

- using the very same expressions, for example "loner by nature"

- way too many sentences/paragraphs starting expressions like "I am", "I would", "I can" etc.

- bad spelling

- mixing Brit and American English spelling (no consistency)

- offers background checks at his own expense

- warns you about scammers

And my list is not complete EITHER.

I have a pretty good guess about the person's nationality who sent me these two mails,

Sir, you must wake up earlier.

Here we go:

Registered in September, and just started to look around on Sunday. I have already got several hundred e-mails. Thank you for your interest, but I cannot answer all mails, especially when you send me a mail that competes with Tolstoy's War and Peace.

I do take my search seriously. While I am looking for someone right now whom I can connect through chat and/or phone, I am not excluding a personal meeting soon, but just not now. So if you contacted me and I replied, but you declined to talk to me even using Skype/Yahoo/Google Voice that should raise red flags.

Consider it in the future.

10/14/13 4:30 AM CST

WOW! Thank you for all the attention that I just received. I am so sorry that I was unable to reply to every e-mail and accept all chat requests.

I had to remove the pictures: I rather receive mails vowing my personality, than my pictures (for some reason it did not allow me to save only certain pictures).

I know EXACTLY what I am looking for and not going to settle for less.

Let me just explain several things to save you some effort.

Both my personal and professional life involved men who were/are always in command, and frankly, I had enough from them. Thus, I am looking for a different type of man to fulfill my inner hunger: a male sub. He should be intellectual, cautious, dependable, reliable, trustworthy, alpha male in his career, someone to look up, well-driven, but willing to submit in his private life. I am looking for a single/divorced (NOT married) man who is straight (HETEROsexual), preferably with no children. At this moment I am unable to start a relationship other than by chat or over the phone (no, I don't have anyone, but my professional life is demanding in some sense for several more months, so why to complicate?), but I am willing to take it to the next level, if our "virtual life" works out well. Having said that, I am looking for someone who is more age appropriate, as I don't have much time to play, but would love to devote myself to that person only. I prefer someone who is in the US, or has ties to the US and able to return eventually without asking me to file for a US residency for him. I am pretty flexible, easily can get a job in Europe (as I am a European, plus based on my European and American higher education) and mainly in English-speaking countries, such as UK, Ireland, Australia or New Zealand, but I am not going to fly over the "Big Water" again for a relationship that is set to fail. I am serious, therefore I am looking with each profile with X-ray vision. Honestly, having x number of friends (x=double- or even triple- digit) is a huge turn-off for me questioning your dedication toward me. When I looked some of the interests, again, a huge turn-off. Although I do have a kinky side, I am NOT reckless or willing to push anyone to the edge that can be potentially harmful (remember: what I would not do with myself, I don't expect you to do that either and will not ask it from you). Although I am strict and critical, I am not a mean Domme, and again, if you look for one like that, I am sure that a plenty of them around. While I was not born here, and learnt English only in high school, I am highly sensitive of bad grammatic and bad typos. If I can make the efforts to correct my errors (even coming back and editing my journal), please do the same for me.

That's it so far. Anything else comes to my mind, I will update. Learn as you go, I guess.

Feel free to find me on Twitter and other sites. You will see what other kinky sides I was talking about.

Love,

Lucy

PS.

And let's not play a game: you don't need to write your name with lowercase, or address me as "You" instead of "you", just show your true face, and let's have an adult conversation.